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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:08am On Feb 10, 2013
Oahray:
grin
grin
grin
gringringrin A-LA-O-SKI-A-TU

ur left testicles there..antelope...awwray....*angry*

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:08am On Feb 10, 2013
Caracta:
lol...stop making me laugh abeg
cheesy
Goodnight, off to bed smiley

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 12:08am On Feb 10, 2013
abiL: Idowu haff suffered on this thread.

No be me talk am o!

grin grin cheesy cheesy
Normality for moi mama! Common something. cool

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 12:10am On Feb 10, 2013
HotNaijaBabe: They are still scared. U'll see them tommorow running from one thread to d other, analyzing and causing more e-confusion.
They ll even send PMs to gather more strenght.
They are the Gutter-crew.
Always ganging up on e-weaklings when they wanna catch fun.


Lmao! Daughter of a preacher man... Yes she is.. cheesy

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Caracta(f): 12:12am On Feb 10, 2013
hornipipe: cheesy
Goodnight, off to bed smiley
Goodnight cheesy

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Oahray: 12:13am On Feb 10, 2013
Caracta:
@oahray, you know my writing sucks...but i could try some with you. Where? When?
maybe not tonight. Would go to bed soon. Just booking an appointment wink

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 12:14am On Feb 10, 2013
Oahray: maybe not tonight. Would go to bed soon. Just booking an appointment wink
I'll pay d price.Tell me!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 12:14am On Feb 10, 2013
Whoever it was that has been liking fvcking2012's posts, these are my prayers for you...


•May you be fûcked up the arśe by a spiky 15" dîldo
•May you urinate superglue and get drips on your hand...if you're a female, may your menstrual blood clot && block your vágina
•May you excrete nails


Amin lo ru ko Jesuuuu smiley

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:15am On Feb 10, 2013
abiL:


You're a föol. Whatever that thing was that gave birth to you is a foöl!

Hahaha silly prick! Stop your fascination and obsession with me. It ain't healthy. That shït ain't even cute.

Tell me, why are you finding it so difficult to get my díck out of your stinky mouth.

You worthless, end product of a rètarded red-bottom-baboon!

Old fool! Coming on here to display the manifestation of your attention deprived childhood. You feral, shït eating fággot!

Why do you crave for my attention??! Your whole existence seems to be dependent on my attention, but ain't nobody got time to entertain your sorry àss. Sorry. I'd rather be fücking your dad up the aśs whilst milking your mum's saggy tits wink

I feel sorry for you, I really do, because sometimes we forget that there are challenge people in this world who find things more than difficult... If I had known that this was your case then I would never have read your post. It just wouldn't have been right. Sort of like parking in a disabled space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a high demand on you, causing you to long for my attention.

May a hungry, hairy male baboon blow your dîck off! Iseeee grin
This post has been hijacked and saved to be used in the nearest future. cool
Signed: Mr Pipe. grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Caracta(f): 12:15am On Feb 10, 2013
Oahray: maybe not tonight. Would go to bed soon. Just booking an appointment wink
Anytime you are ready...

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 12:16am On Feb 10, 2013
Fcking2012

Let me catch you chatting air again. You untrained bush pig!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:17am On Feb 10, 2013
Caracta:
Goodnight cheesy
I'll pay you a visit in one of my dreams wink

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Oahray: 12:19am On Feb 10, 2013
lalaosky:

ur left testicles there..antelope...awwray....*angry*
I have four (ever wondered why yours is empty?) and the two extra are on the left grin tongue

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:20am On Feb 10, 2013
Oahray: I have four (ever wondered why yours is empty?) and the two extra are on the left grin tongue

your left eye there, antelopic AWWRAY grin grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Caracta(f): 12:28am On Feb 10, 2013
cheesy

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:28am On Feb 10, 2013
anybody liking any post against me or just liking posts even the dry ones, may sango collabo with obatala to suck your privates grin grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Oahray: 12:28am On Feb 10, 2013
Idowuogbo:
I'll pay d price.Tell me!
hehehe... *throws cowries, gazes thoughtfully for a while*
Its quite cheap sha. The liver of a virgin cockroach, a female fly that is the third child of her mother, and... Bring those two first grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:29am On Feb 10, 2013
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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by 2legit2qwt: 12:29am On Feb 10, 2013
Lol Abilify is on fire cheesy cheesy

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Caracta(f): 12:30am On Feb 10, 2013
lalaosky, take it easy on the gbagaun abeg tongue

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Caracta(f): 12:33am On Feb 10, 2013
Now i know who has been liking these posts. Can you imagine? Lol...

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Oahray: 12:33am On Feb 10, 2013
lalaosky:

your left eye there, antelopic AWWRAY grin grin
madam lalaoskiatu, wetin your eye go find for my left eye? *resets the clock eye from half-past one* smiley

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:36am On Feb 10, 2013
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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Oahray: 12:37am On Feb 10, 2013
Caracta: Now i know who has been liking these posts. Can you imagine? Lol...
who? *brings plate and spoon* Spill the ewa agoyin.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 12:39am On Feb 10, 2013
HotNaijaBabe: Old fugly idowu, pass a straw from ur Azz to ur mouth, and kip sucking ur own shyte.
# Whenever u summon enuf guts to quote my post again like u did today, i'll be right there to reply u.
#i.know.u.wont.sleep.tonight.
Sorry oh!

Madam double eye, wetin u carry for head? U killed d poor squirrel rite? cry cry

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:44am On Feb 10, 2013
Oahray: madam lalaoskiatu, wetin your eye go find for my left eye? *resets the clock eye from half-past one* smiley

awwray and caracta, go and sleep jor...it's past y'all bedtime..leave the aproko for us


thunder fire any excrembre wey go like my post

@caracta, i know say na you like my gbagun...*angry*

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by whitemosquito(f): 1:00am On Feb 10, 2013
Panting and wheezing... Caracta! Iv bin lookin everywhere! Sorry to hav stood u up der. Ma binu. Now i can sleep easy.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 1:35am On Feb 10, 2013
What is wrong with these e-chickens?? U look for someone's attention, then run when they give it to you?? Hia!!

abiL, I salute you too!! kiss

If I ever have an alternate account, it will be ShollyPipe, BOSS! cool

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 5:11am On Feb 10, 2013
Why all this abuse?

@Abil I know people are people, but seriously babe, you gotta lay easy on the yabbings. undecided
People parents should be kept out of things.

Don't you feel just wrong when all that stuff is rushing out of you?

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Ishilove: 5:45am On Feb 10, 2013
Oahray: Hi Ishi smiley please could you move a bit to the left? A bit more.... Yes, thank you grin
See him, agent of strife and discord. undecided

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 6:28am On Feb 10, 2013
2buff: Why all this abuse?

@Abil I know people are people, but seriously babe, you gotta lay easy on the yabbings. undecided
People parents should be kept out of things.

Don't you feel just wrong when all that stuff is rushing out of you?
Are you surprised? The idiota lacks every form of home training imaginable, I cant help but wonder what her offspring will turn out to be. It's a sorry case.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 6:51am On Feb 10, 2013
FXKing2012:
Are you surprised? The idiota lacks every form of home training imaginable, I cant help but wonder what her offspring will turn out to be. It's a sorry case.
mu ska ska ska ska grin grin....that's why u ran when she came grin

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