Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,149,682 members, 7,805,814 topics. Date: Tuesday, 23 April 2024 at 06:32 AM

NL Rap Battles chatroom - Rap Battles (68) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Music/Radio / Rap Battles / NL Rap Battles chatroom (1256621 Views)

NL Rap Battles Chatroom 2 / NL Rap Battles Top 10 Netcees Of 2014 / Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (65) (66) (67) (68) (69) (70) (71) ... (1118) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GLACIERZ(m): 11:36pm On Aug 28, 2014
I said all coogar knows is talk. . .thats all he is good at, and tryna use vocabs to awe dudes.
Bytch is nuts. He doesn't know lyricism in anyform
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:48pm On Aug 28, 2014
Ibime:
Your boss go give you tomorrow off to write bars. . . hahahaha. . .jobless dude.

olodo - so you expect me to tell him i wanna be off cos i wanna write bars? where's your IQ? of course, i am going to come up with a reasonable excuse that can either be rejected or accepted because the notice is too short.



Thís Saturday 9pm. You're done!

i am even thinking of friday - 9pm. you know me........i craft bars effortlessly when i sense a challenge.

GLACIERZ: I said all coogar knows is talk. . .thats all he is good at, and tryna use vocabs to awe dudes.
Bytch is nuts. He doesn't know lyricism in anyform

shut your fücking mouth, you lunatic. no one called you here & just because you have the right to your idiotïc opinion doesn't mean you should abuse privilege. when your seniors are trading words, a servant like you should keep mum or kill yourself.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GLACIERZ(m): 11:57pm On Aug 28, 2014
coogar:

shut your fücking mouth, you lunatic. no one called you here & just because you have the right to your idiotïc opinion doesn't mean you should abuse privilege. when your seniors are trading words, a servant like you should keep mum or kill yourself.

Who is senior? Start preparing yourself to war. . .when Ibime is done with you, I would like to cement it hard. Smh!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GLACIERZ(m): 11:58pm On Aug 28, 2014
Enough said. . . Coogar isn't who some o' yall see him to be

Ibime said

"He is a bytch trapped in a player/ like Caster Semanya!/"
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 12:01am On Aug 29, 2014
GLACIERZ:

Who is senior? Start preparing yourself to war. . .when Ibime is done with you, I would like to cement it hard. Smh!

you are a semi illiterate.
if i manage to assemble all the telescopes in this world to create a super-telescope to look as far as plane pluto, i still wouldn't locate my interest in what you have to write in a battle verse.

my level = eminem/canibus
your level = rasqie/vic-o

2 Likes

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 12:55am On Aug 29, 2014
Geoxpress:
Its ok with me
.
Since battle dey tomorrow..

Saturday when?

Anytime from 12pm should do..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 1:31am On Aug 29, 2014
coogar:
find a verse that can stand toe to toe with my verse in the history of this place.

it's a challenge......
#jokes
U3: He's lost.. fishing is where IJAWS COME 1ST,
n how u "GIVE WORK" ON TEXT, when
'Street wise' shown u LACKING COMMON
SENSE?/
Tis why he'll BE MURKED ON SET, while
friends and HIS CONSORT BEG.. "dignity
stripped" and "shot nak3d"... LIKE HE
WORKS FOR HEF/
See NL is a typical FAST 'CHESS GAME', lotta
niggas round the 'King', you can't ACCESS
STRAIGHT, ladies 1st, he's white, I'm d
'BLACK SET' K?
Soon as he makes his move, my 'KNIGHTS'
ESCAPE, he'll start "moving his 'porns" like
his WIFE's ENRAGED, I start killing em, read
thru his WISEST PLAY, "split his ranks" cuz
"Bishop can't help"... his LICENSE FAKE,
Im hoping d rest have GROUP INSURANCE?
They look "scared of d dark Knight" like
CROOKS IN GOTHAM, still has his 'Queen', d
next MOVE's IMPORTANT, but she "falls for
a knight" n d RIDER PICKS HER, so ur
"Queen in taxi" kinda LIKE LATIFAH, Now d
king's exposed, he's FULL OF PANIC,
"rookies flying over him".. MOVE CALLED
CASTLING, laughable, anoda TWO TURNS
THAT's IT, the king's trapped, time to get
YA HEAD STRAIGHT, he's like "I invented this
shid, ma ma.....MA TEMPLATES" but dude..
you outta moves.. THAT's CHECKMATE!
See how lyricists dont need STEREOTYPES?
"udu wack"? you 'forcing words' like a
PAEDOPHILE.. That's y I'll have your HEAD
ROLLING/
I'm where this NERD's HOLED IN, glocks
heavy but my BELT HOLD THREE, open fire -
shid's EX-PLODING, he tryna run but I
STEP,CLOSE IN, give him " 7 in front"... like a
TECHNO PIN/
They said I gotta gø punch for punch,
BRING GOOD PUNS/
Nah, for every line this geek-forage, imma
kick-knowledge, FLIP FOOTBALL..
U can tell his 'ma sell' beef, his verse is
'NOTHING HAM', mess a 'crystal palace' I'm
BUCKINGHAM, Uv messed with a
PREACHER's COOL, now 'LIVER-POOL's
where organs DROPPING AT. The 'Man U've
become is SHAMEFUL REALLY, so ill pull your
'card.. if' YOU PLAYFUL WITH ME, ur daily
"truths" to scare got NO LUCK,.. 'his lie
can'? Got silver bullets if that 'WOLF BUG'.
Y'all knew ill treat this B.itch in WOEFUL
PATTERN, they gon need 'espanyol' to
come CLOSE TO 'BACK HER', cuz ur fans will
see d WHIPS I GAVE YA, n realize "you aint
in league" like 'QUEENS PARK RANGERS', But
if your "clique of chicks" ACT SASSY?, this
" flow will drown birds" THAT's 'SWAN-SEA'.
Man up! Dont wet your BOXERS MAN, a
kind god-king so UNDER-STAND , after the
flood, ill be quick to 'SUN DA LAND'. I'm at d
'Zenith' the arms he BRINGING IS WEAK, the
guns I 'sell thick', he's FEELING THE HEAT,
cuz "now my 'arsenal' in form", see how
I'm KILLING THIS B.ITCH?
Real talk.. ?
Mik outshone u so how's ur SCRIPTING
"THE LIGHT"? u over 30 dude, so I aint
SEEING THE HYPE/
Yall KIDDING ME RIGHT?
15 year olds on facebook SPITTING DEEP
LINES and yall FEELING THE RHYMES of an
obese deadbeat dad who sleeps on SIMILE
SITES?
That's y THIS BEATING's GOD-SENT, breaks
my heart that THIS WEAKLING FORMs "VET",
cuz there's blogs with every line WE'VE
SEEN IN YOUR TEXT/
Recycling's the "SKILL" HE's REFORMED
BEST.. Tis y ur verses lack depth, like a
dumb bully in class.. punches everywhere
but never HITTING THE SUBJECT/
Every line is filler, you LACK RAW
AGGRESSION, those "pre battle daily frees"?
CRIES FOR ATTENTION, why all d drama
tho? Did your VERSE SEEM WEAKENED?/
Did FEAR STILL CREEP IN? did u hear I slew
Mik with a FLEX IN MINUTES? Beat scripts
twice in two days and then HELPED HIM
DEEPLY? If not, ur fam " helped you die"...
Like MERCY KILLING/
Cuz I killed prekky too, n uv been HAILING
HIM ALL WEEK, so I PRAY IBI COMES BIG, last
of d top 4, so if you 'would box' I'll put d
NAIL IN THE COFFIN/
I'm heavy RAIN IN THE TROPICS, u a pinch
of salt, ul get DRAINED IN THIS FLOOD
B.ITCH, nl dudes like "he CRAZY, HE's gOD"
GEEZ,.... all these dudes on ur dick, I doubt
that BABY IS YOUR KID/
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Krizzkutz(m): 4:53am On Aug 29, 2014
Lagunna:

u fit battle warriblood na..
n icekidd in a handicap match, wuud b greatfull
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by PaulThor: 6:06am On Aug 29, 2014
How long are we to remain in this tent?? Is it not time we go back to ffr?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by YoungDaNaval(m): 6:10am On Aug 29, 2014
Ibime:

I dare you. . . püssy. . .
Are You On Facebook?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 6:37am On Aug 29, 2014
Ksslib:
Not now . Besides, you have a battle with f.u.hard, dont you?
yap i do . .but no thread to drop our lines. .f.u.hard is n0t seri0us, dats y i called u out. .
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Heywhizzy(m): 7:01am On Aug 29, 2014
Testerfuze: Whr dis heywhizzy of a guy We must hav our battle oo or like fuckyouhard once said "battle me or worship me" grin grin grin
niqqa..I aint running..afta losin to ksslib..u tink u'll get a cheap compensation..buhaha..bhak to d mata..when?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Krizzkutz(m): 7:48am On Aug 29, 2014
Elymax n FYH u guys shud respect ur selvzz n stop attacking urselvzz in ur battle thread, thunderstrom vs loonat11k, perfect example of a good battle thread

1 Like

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 7:58am On Aug 29, 2014
Krizzkutz: Elymax n FYH u guys shud respect ur selvzz n stop attacking urselvzz in ur battle thread, thunderstrom vs loonat11k, perfect example of a good battle thread
aiit! it wasn't even a battle i took serious. if i come prepared he won't tie one criteria

where the hell is iceprick?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 8:07am On Aug 29, 2014
fuckyouhard: aiit! it wasn't even a battle i took serious. if i come prepared he won't tie one criteria

where the hell is iceprick?
So you mean you under-estimate him? Nah! Anything can happen, man! Even if I'm to battle Yeyenatu wey be girl I go carry bazooka come. grin Moreover, Elymax is good. I've known him for long

Meanwhile, Yeyenatu, nobody from Phoenix will vote in your brawl against Teddy, that's if it will hold. She's not a Phoenix member, though. But I know my reasons. Make una fight, tear una g-strings make we feed our eyes cool
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:08am On Aug 29, 2014
Down memory lane:

ThePrekky's Verse

Listen!!
********
I'm shooting this old twerp/ his gbagauns laughable like a smoothie with no herb/ he'll crack my ribs? toh! his lines ar alrdy comic relief. . .so wen I whoop-P. . .it's Goldberg!!/

I intrigue ma town, wt cedis & pounds/ but b4 we're compared, let's first see his account/
cos he claims he a 'fruitful businessman' but y'all see me frying dis dodo hawker. . .wen the chips are down!/

Before I beat dis clown, I'll claim to be sweet/ wen rlly, I be aiming to win/ after I spray till he screams/
cos he's a 'dunce'!! & his failure to handle 'top-cos' is like abandoned honeycombs. . .it remains to Bee-Scene!/
*remains to be seen*

I'm swinging a baton/ hitting Ya cabin, If u thinking ya sparking/ ur best shots jus give this 'chief fun' . . .but be-ware! Cos wen I 'lace' punches, Winning is satin!/

I hav dz queer spawned/ dis round is here solved! . . Ema will get torn/ and that's d 'root of d matter'. . .so even if he try-angles all day. . . he'll still be back to square one!/

Slittin' throats/ gitting choked/ from sec school to NL forums, girls have him stomped on witless mode/ nowadays if she hungry for D, his last gf calls me. . .well, clearly he cudn't evn give his 'X a size'. . with a fitness coach!/

King of titans, I'm displacing the other gods/ displayin ur mother's sores/ then break u to pc's for aiming to stop ma cause/
I woke in a new buggati buh if u say yu hard drive. . .i RAM[i/] into ur 'system'. . .witout replacing a motherboard!/

The sucker's gored cos I batter & cause scars/ wit prayer, I shatter ur soft bars/
cos I rain down a [i]mountain of fire & before you call police, I've already Chosen mopol. . .Lazarus Muoka!!/

Wen I spit raps, d rhymes are sleek/ to have P' stabbed than knives on d¡cks/
try to 'write me off', I'll 'script-ur-death'. . . is P-a-vet? nahh. . .he DON'T COUNT like Cheaters in Hide & Seek!/

Ma bars conquer/ u said it urself, ur not a fav'rite @ ripping glads asunder/ so as my 'ponches' shatter bunkers/ call me 'Don Simon'. . . coz 'Am-a-Ruler'. . .& you're just the Palace drunkard!!/

Im no paparahzi but I aim nd snap/ the Prince for claiming champ/ cos my flow breaks the bank & after I raise and clamp/
~
Ema could place a vault between us. . .& still not keep a 'safe distance'!!/

his Loletta babe says I'm d best G to hit her cooch/ wyl since sec school, he 'wrestled' to hit a move/ so Ema shud jus S.T.F.U like testing John Cena moves/
cos Surely! goodness follows me. . .but he won't be seen near Mercy side. . .asides trekking to Liverpool!!/

If he don't plead for truce/ he'll pay the price for his life/ for beefing a child of the light/
He'll make me burn again?. .tah! soon as he saw d draws, Ema knew L was coming. . .and now Christ has arrived!!/

I table sweet set of skills/ to have this beef set on grills/ cos I've been there for real/
he legging for the win . . so I knife him in a pedicure room. . .till he shows us a clean pair of heels!/

Ema's devoid of finesse/ he showing boys much interest/ & wen Frank b'coms frankincense. . a pµssy is exposed. . .cos Prince is short for Princess!!/

I sought to send in the glocks/ cos he thought he'll blend in with dawgs/ so this dunce is ended with force/
and after dis battle, he cud read the votes all semester. . .he'll still not come to terms with his loss!!!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 9:09am On Aug 29, 2014
coogar:

of course......UEFA removed arsenal cos it was gathered that wenger dopëd your players. grin

Pleaze tell me its a Lie?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:12am On Aug 29, 2014
Krizzkutz: Elymax n FYH u guys shud respect ur selvzz n stop attacking urselvzz in ur battle thread, thunderstrom vs loonat11k, perfect example of a good battle thread
naah! I'm too mature for that! Did you see me attack any voter like he did?

My verse was rushed! He got lucky this time! On a normal day, he'll be floored!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 10:25am On Aug 29, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
naah! I'm too mature for that! Did you see me attack any voter like he did?

My verse was rushed! He got lucky this time! On a normal day, he'll be floored!
stop lyin, u spent more than a week composin that verse. remember u called me out last Sunday, with 10 mins notice. uve been preparin a long time for this. it's ur type that saves lines...i don't! i never took u serious. those lines were rushed when u deceived urself that we should drop within one hour. if u really feel u can spar, fix rematch and tell me in time. and if i whoop u again, hang urself grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:48am On Aug 29, 2014
kr0ne:

Meanwhile, Yeyenatu, nobody from Phoenix will vote in your brawl against Teddy, that's if it will hold. She's not a Phoenix member, though. But I know my reasons. Make una fight, tear una g-strings make we feed our eyes cool
Hehehe... she no dey g-stings na. na Pata olokun she wear... grin na myself I go tear my own shove inside ur mouth Krone!!! tongue make I come join the phone-mix na... I promise to break all rules!! grin

Morning!!!!


YeaYeaNot
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:49am On Aug 29, 2014
grin grin where u been?
Elvisonjack2: lol.....funny

YeaYeaNot
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Iceskidd(m): 11:04am On Aug 29, 2014
I back, sorta.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:04am On Aug 29, 2014
fuckyouhard: stop lyin, u spent more than a week composin that verse. remember u called me out last Sunday, with 1 hr notice. uve been preparin a long time for this. it's ur type that saves lines...i don't! i never took u serious. those lines were rushed when u deceived urself that we should drop within one hour. if u really feel u can spar, fix rematch and tell me in time. and if i whoop u again, hang urself grin
stop weeping! Loser!

you're a big fool, i wrote my verse that same night! Everything to use against you was so glaring, the personals and so on!

You think i'm jobless like you to spend my whole time writing sh1t that won't fetch me cash!?
You spend all your days writing lyrics yet you're barely above average!

I've whooped you! Deal with it!
I just don't want to complain about verds! Some gave their verds to be tie, but when i summed the crits it aint!

As for the re-match, not now! I know you have lots of already made sh1ts, all you need do is dubb from ya book of rap stories grin like you did before!

I've killed you, i need another prey! grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Iceskidd(m): 11:06am On Aug 29, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
stop weeping! Loser!

you're a big fool, i wrote my verse that same night! Everything to use against you was so glaring, the personals and so on!

You think i'm jobless like you to spend my whole time writing sh1t that won't fetch me cash!?
You spend all your days writing lyrics yet you're barely above average!

I've whooped you! Deal with it!
I just don't want to complain about verds! Some gave their verds to be tie, but when i summed the crits it aint!

As for the re-match, not now! I know you have lots of already made sh1ts, all you need do is dubb from ya book of rap stories grin like you did before!

I've killed you, i need another prey! grin
how bout ur boy ice.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 11:12am On Aug 29, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
stop weeping! Loser!

you're a big fool, i wrote my verse that same night! Everything to use against you was so glaring, the personals and so on!

You think i'm jobless like you to spend my whole time writing sh1t that won't fetch me cash!?
You spend all your days writing lyrics yet you're barely above average!

I've whooped you! Deal with it!
I just don't want to complain about verds! Some gave their verds to be tie, but when i summed the crits it aint!

As for the re-match, not now! I know you have lots of already made sh1ts, all you need do is dubb from ya book of rap stories grin like you did before!
I've killed you
, i need another prey! grin

am beginnin to believe ur insane. did u see the votes or are u hallucinatin? ur the dead man, sir. i just read ur verse again and saw the silly things u called punchlines. am leadin u, fool! and i didn't even go hard grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 11:19am On Aug 29, 2014
yeyenatu: grin grin where u been?

YeaYeaNot
ur bedroomgringrin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by fuckyouhard: 11:26am On Aug 29, 2014
one more thing. mikuz, come and show me where u saw this closer

.....so go back n repair ur flaws/ and try reflect ur flops/
check how many niggas would refer ur drops/ or dissect ur puns/
.............i know u'll regret ur call/
.......coz in my land of steady habits we'd condemn ur jaws/
but since ur a poosie we'd tear ur a..s.shole to connect the cut!!!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 11:40am On Aug 29, 2014
captainflash: yap i do . .but no thread to drop our lines. .f.u.hard is n0t seri0us, dats y i called u out. .
OK.. but I cant battle
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Elvisonjack2(m): 11:42am On Aug 29, 2014
kr0ne pls wotz ma email username?. .i don forget am.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:02pm On Aug 29, 2014
.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:02pm On Aug 29, 2014
fuckyouhard: am beginnin to believe ur insane. did u see the votes or are u hallucinatin? ur the dead man, sir. i just read ur verse again and saw the silly things u called punchlines. am leadin u, fool! and i didn't even go hard grin
sire,
i don't have time for this!
You know who the winner is!

Those silly punchlines are what tore you apart!
You're saying you did'nt come hard, like your previous verses were better! Fool! Be deceiving your self!

Iceskidd lol, why do you want to make yourself a prey? Lmao
no not you, you be my padi na!

Mikuz, i like the way you explained your verd! Lol, very strict!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 12:04pm On Aug 29, 2014
coogar:
i am even thinking of friday - 9pm. you know me........i craft bars effortlessly when i sense a challenge.

Your verse is ready. . . pússy. . . 32 lines



Lagunna:

Going down this weekend:::::

Coogar vs Ibime

front page thingz....

This ain't my style. . . but since this narcissist's ego is based on publicity seeking. . . .let's make this áss whooping public!

(1) (2) (3) ... (65) (66) (67) (68) (69) (70) (71) ... (1118) (Reply)

Viewing this topic: 1 guest(s)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 72
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.