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Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by hottprince: 12:52am On Jan 10, 2013 |
I saw ds joke on a friend's wall n i decided to share it, pls if anyone one has posted it here pls forgive me, but I actually checked n cudnt find a similar one... A Yoruba Man and an Igbo man were caught in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer. They were arrested and taken to the Sheikh's palace for questioning and judgement. The yoruba man lied that the igbo man smuggled and forced him to drink the beer!! Both were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after some lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you 2 wishes before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!" The yoruba man thought for a second then said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." And my second wish is that you flog me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was whipped, and luckily for him, the pillows helped to make the pain of the whip lesser.:$ The igbo man saw this; thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness for the wishes. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest..., toughest whip available." :O "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a puzzled look on his face..., " and your second wish?" igbo man replies: "Tie the yoruba man to my back.... Yoruba man faints... |
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by Harmarkah(f): 2:09am On Jan 10, 2013 |
Does dis imply dat igbo men are wiser?? |
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by kentoplash(m): 3:26am On Jan 10, 2013 |
Exactly! Igbo men are d wisest of dem all. |
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by salam001(m): 8:34am On Jan 10, 2013 |
Gbam
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Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by gentleij: 12:47pm On Jan 10, 2013 |
funny and smart idea. |
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by sonikstargirl(f): 9:42am On Jan 12, 2013 |
neva mess wit d igbo's coz dey r wiser dan u can eva imagine... |
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by EzePromoe: 10:19am On Jan 12, 2013 |
Igbo kwenu! 1 Like |
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by sexyjessy(f): 2:26pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Eze Promoe: Igbo kwenu!hhhehh!!!! |
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by Wealthlex(m): 11:25am On Aug 08, 2013 |
Funing jist,igbo man is clever gru |
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