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Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by hottprince: 12:52am On Jan 10, 2013
I saw ds joke on a friend's wall n i decided to share it, pls if anyone one has posted it here pls forgive me, but I actually checked n cudnt find a similar one...


A Yoruba Man and
an Igbo man
were caught in
Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled
barrel of
beer. They were
arrested and
taken
to the Sheikh's
palace for
questioning and
judgement. The
yoruba man lied
that the igbo
man smuggled and
forced him to
drink the beer!!
Both were initially
given a death
sentence but, as it
was a national
holiday, the
sheikh decided
they should be
released after
some lashes of
the whip. As they
were preparing for
their punishment,
the sheikh
said, "It's my first
wife's birthday
today and she
asked me to
allow each of you 2
wishes
before your
whipping, but you
cannot wish not to
be whipped!"
The yoruba man
thought for a
second then said:
"Please tie two
pillows to my back
before
whipping." And
my second wish is
that you flog me
only 20 strokes of
the whip.
He was whipped,
and luckily for
him, the pillows
helped to make
the pain of the
whip lesser.:$
The igbo man saw
this; thought
for a second, then
said: "Thank you,
most royal and
merciful
highness for the
wishes. My
first wish is to
receive 100 lashes
with the
strongest...,
toughest
whip available." :O
"If you so desire,"
the sheikh replied
with a puzzled look
on his
face..., " and your
second wish?"
igbo man replies:
"Tie the yoruba
man to my back....
Yoruba man
faints...
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by Harmarkah(f): 2:09am On Jan 10, 2013
Does dis imply dat igbo men are wiser??
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by kentoplash(m): 3:26am On Jan 10, 2013
Exactly! Igbo men are d wisest of dem all. grin
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by salam001(m): 8:34am On Jan 10, 2013
Gbam

Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by gentleij: 12:47pm On Jan 10, 2013
funny and smart idea.
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by sonikstargirl(f): 9:42am On Jan 12, 2013
neva mess wit d igbo's coz dey r wiser dan u can eva imagine...gringringringrin
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by EzePromoe: 10:19am On Jan 12, 2013
Igbo kwenu! cool

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Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by sexyjessy(f): 2:26pm On Aug 07, 2013
Eze Promoe: Igbo kwenu! cool
hhhehh!!!! grin
Re: Yoruba Man Vs Igbo Man by Wealthlex(m): 11:25am On Aug 08, 2013
Funing jist,igbo man is clever gru

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