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Christmas Cake Recipe With A Twist by silky(m): 9:51am On Apr 28, 2006
Christmas Cake Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice
4 Large eggs Nuts
1 Bottle of Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl check the vodka again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
Try another cup , just in case turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a poo.
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven and piss in the fridge.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat.
Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
Re: Christmas Cake Recipe With A Twist by Ddii(f): 10:21am On Apr 28, 2006
by d time wey e reach 'CHERRY MISTMAS,

na im be say d bobo / babe don MAGA ! (very drunk)

this is serious o
Re: Christmas Cake Recipe With A Twist by Z4M4eva(f): 10:22am On Apr 28, 2006
silky:

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat. Fall into bed. CHERRY MISTMAS!


grin cheesy grin
Re: Christmas Cake Recipe With A Twist by micklplus(m): 2:17pm On Apr 28, 2006
VOdkcherry mistmas grin grin grin grin

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