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Aso Rock News! by penpusher(m): 9:41pm On Jan 10, 2013
IN PRISON …you spend the majority of your time in 8 by 10 cell.
AT WORK … you spend the majority if your time in a 6 by 8 cubicle.
IN PRISON … you get three meals a day
AT WORK … you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON … you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK … you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON … you can watch Tv and play games.
AT WORK … you get fired for watching Tv and playing games.
IN PRISON … they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work … you can’t even speak to your family.
IN PRISON … all your expenses are paid by the tax payers with no work required.
AT WORK … you get to pay all the expenses to go work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON … you must deal with sadistic wardens
AT WORK … they are called managers.
So why is it, again that we work?

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