A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in d same year..........
So she whispered to each of dem after their weddings........
"Text me ur 1st Nite Xperience & doп†̥ 4get 2 txt it in code ooo...
After a week, d 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, d 2nd txtd 'BENSON'...........
Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read from d label; "fantastic till d last drop!"
she also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it; "extra long, king size!!!"
she & tot aloud; 'not 2 bad 4 dem @ their age sha
A few days later, her 3rd daughter's txt comes in; "Arik: Lagos - Kano!"...... So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk 2 inquire about their Kano-Lagos FLIGHT
She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!".
Mama throws herself in d air, lands, slumps & faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo Oº°˚( this one will kill my daughter)