Akpors goes off to Unilag.

Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He call his father at home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing!
They actually have a program here in
Unilag that will teach our dog, monkey-boy how to talk!" "That's amazing," his Dad says . "How do I get Monkey-boy into
the program?" Akpors smiling said... "Just send him down here with N10,000"
Young Akpors says. "I'll get him in the course dad." So, his father sends the dog and N10,000.
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About two weeks to end the semester, the money again runs out. Akpors calls home again. "So how's Monkey-boy(the dog
name is monkey- boy) doing son?" his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals
how to read!" "Read!?" says his father, "No
kidding!
.
How do we get monkey-boy in that program?" Akpors smiling said "Just send
N20,000, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives.
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But our hero (Akpors) has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
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When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's monkey-boy? I just can't wait to see him
read something and talk!" "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we
left to drive home, monkey-boy was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Punch Newspaper, like he usually does.
.
Then he turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing' around with that
little redhead Ekaette who lives in town?" The father exclaimed,"I hope you shot
that son of a bitch before he talks to your
Mother!"
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