ojoawo: Zluk, who's new to the site called out Rap maestro calling him "a easy pick" to begin her career on NL Rap Battles. Which Rap Maestro gladly accepted claiming he was gonna use her to restore his image...
Its bout to be decided in a battle of texts

STATED HOUSE RULES
-16lines(8bars)
-no biting
-no feeding/flipping
-no recycling
-comments are welcomed
-rapper with the highest number of votes from the six available votes takes the win

-ONLY JUDGES ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE ***pls take note***

-Both verses should be posted before 5pm
Tuesday 5th january 2012.

VOTING CRITERIAS
-imagery - 2points
-punchlines - 2points
-metaphors - 2points
-personals - 2points
-multies - 1point
-wordplay - 2points
-flow - 1point
-opener - 1point
-closer - 1point
-creativity - 2point

LEGGO
Zluk, Maestro check in

Rap maestro: watz dis naah,5th of january 2012?,u must b kidding me

ojoawo:

That was a typo

Rap maestro: -INTRO,INTRO,i'm about 2 giv u a detailed INFO of dis MOLO/want 2 take me on just 2 use as C.U.M EDDIE(comedy) SHOWS/thank God 4 free FLOWS/wuld hav smacked u,b jittery lyk u suffering from BIRD FKU,from a C0CK of a dude of tolerance ZERO/a TWIST,from d WRIST or FIST of dis guy wit d ISH wuld hav landed u in HELL thanks 2 me d HERO//

-SLASH,SLASH,i'm about 2 giv u a BACKLASH/lyk dat ferocious dude UNDERTAKER gave CENA a RING_TRASH/oops hard one from me landed on u lyk dat DASTARDLY PLANE CRASH/dat made we all 9JARIANS cry HARD,dat we had it fallen off....our I_LASH(EYE LASH)//

bee,hi tea see ISH(B.I.T.C.H),came on u hard....ama THUNDERFLASH/i'm winning lyk OMO's promo dats cos i SCRATCHED(talkin about omo scratch & win).. ../ZLUK,girl wat's dat SCAR on u,on it is inscribed 'everywhere u go' lyk MTN SUPA_SPLASH.../I'm nt supposed 2 b a mean MAESTRO on d weaker sex....Oh My GASH(GOSH)//

-am about 2 knock ur lyrics off d table,not lightly but CONC/u silly,dilly,b1tchy feely,scantily dressed SKUNK/i didn't get a gud glimpse of ya,cos of my fellow MONKS/ trooping around me 2 see dis sexy CHUNK//

-My rap fly evrywhere,even got 2 KENTULCKY/ammo(amma) upgrade and uplift ya' lyk u my hard won TROPHY/even got some challenger wack and funny dan EDDIE MURPHY/no more vacant place for u,NL's rum 4 d best z full nd STUFFY(go 2 nxt rum gurl 4 d wack)/ur ISH is f**kn GROPPY//

-thread's NAME got me amused,wtf is rise 2 FAME/wit ma wack lines(then),beta now f**k y'all i'm still d SAME/even got my VOCAB polished,dat it wnt look lyk PATIENCE,DAME/if i f**kn loose 2 u,D'EVIL(DEVIL) should just bow in SHAME/i'm on top of peak,top of d sh?t..2 d best i'm on top of D GAME/if u feeling me now holla at me 2 get ur pix on ma f**kn FREE_AIM(FRAME)

-many NICKS,from PR1CKS lyk u on FACEBOOK,call me d EXPENDABLE/M.A.L.I.G.N.A.N.I.M...dont break ur jaw,saw it on ma f**kn TABLE/back den u dont want me,nw u askin 4 my drug lyk i'm INDOMIE_TABLE(indomitable)/'CRAZY_SORTA_KINDA',ma lyrics dope when it is IRREVERSIBLE(crazy sorta kinda to kinda sorta crazy)/ur lyrics is POO,as so are U/I f**k wit D'EVIL,ma lyrics z f**k READABLE(RAPPABLE)//

-Even got BLEEPERS,slip dier mouth lyk dey on OIL_GROUNDED arena with SLIPPERS(flip flop)/dose dude are CREEPERZ,creep up 2 ma back,not knowin my hand is on d TRIGGER/B.A.N.G,u re dead,swim 2 hell wit my FLIPPERS(divers equipment)//

-No punches on ZLUK from me,datz cos i lyk ur figure 8/fine boy,dope swag yet u girls STEAL(still) HATE(dat means dat u dnt really hate me)/got ur destiny,got ur FATE,nt ur MATE/u lukin 4 one,go 2 HEAVEN's GATE,what a TRAIT,u re a bad BAIT(4 dose dat wanna embarass me)/hardcore rap,tow d lane/xpecting ZLUK's sh?t,dnt let it b f**kn LATE/but until dn,will u go wit me on a f**kn DATE

ZLUK: This to me aint a battle just a step stone to the name// this could only go one way, title should av been ZLUK's rise to fame// still brave to show your face, you're wack and profane// your name proclaim a wannabe- yet you is insane// restrain cos my flow's cocaine-d, for real, it maims//

8 bars??, can't afford a bigger cell of candy// I'll kill you in less than that, even lesser leaves you cranky// fancy me fanning ur family to celebrated fastkills// death pills delivered on your bar-lines famine// and mind you, I won't even remember 2mins later as I call the barman//

I popped a sh*t in seven minutes, you got cold feets// your drop dere took my browser to the page- what's this// followed by a real short story of how you're just sh*t// and yet you screaming on me lines like OH JEEZ// I bet ya, even if Modey ghostwrites for ya, you wont pop real sh*t// except as you READ THIS and drop it on your top 40 of REAL DISS//

Really, this aint a contest, like you'll soon confess// buh no apologies like the thread you popped up somewhere// please hear as I dish you some software on rap chess// to teach how you can make a living cleaning my toilet// cos that's as close you can get to the real sh*t of MOIK vets// that'll treat u puss*y, and cure your wackness//

MOIK to stand for Mikuz, Ojoawo, Ibime and Khimwyte cos they the only ones I see running this place so far

murphysmallz: OPEN3R----» both of u couldn't deliver well! Rantin tinz pls try to hit ur opponent ryt in d face! Thankz

PUNCHEZ-----» ZLUX WAS HARDER


PUNZ--------» MASTERO EDGED but u shit was kinda OUTPLAYED! Bro b creative no beefz O

WORDPLAYZ------» MASTERO but all most were focred but ZLUX didn't even attempt it

MULtIEZ--------» ZLUX 4 keepin 5 3 syllabic multiez RUNNIN 4 2 lines! All masteroz multiez were trash! Just sayin tho

FLOW--------» ZLUX flowed greatly didn't even connect MASTEROz Line

CREATIVTY-------» omo n scrath was dope sha but still lackin MASTERO

CLOSER-----» fuckin late? Fuckin date? PlEASE and MOIK? Vetz don't treat pussyz! I get ur poin zlux buy it was not well executed! NILL

MVGT-----» MASTERO(via keepin it 8barz) zlux urz wasn't even up to 6barz if am not mistaken

murphysmallz: -imagery - zlux
-punchlines -zlux
-metaphors - nill all were outdated
-personals - didn't see any
-multies - zlux
-wordplay - mastero
-flow - zlux
-opener - nill
-closer - nill
-creativity - mastero

Accordin to d laid down verdx buy the adminz MVGT ZLUX! Mikuz am soory bout dat! Was used to d FB style

ZLUK: Really, this aint a contest, like you'll
soon confess// buh no apologies like the
thread you popped up somewhere//

khimwhyte: free-aim(frame), devil(D'evil), gash(gosh), wtf is diz?..

mikuz:

Reminds me of Sleak.

Battle is too weak. One of the weakest this year so far. I thought this lesby had something off her sleeves.
Very disappointed. Looking up to the Khim vs Killa's brawl. Just hoping the ninja is not another wacko.

khimwhyte: all same sleakid has impressed in most of his battles. That aside to avoid problem pls. Let's just watch and see.

Rap maestro: -a TWIST,from d WRIST or FIST of dis guy wit d ISH wuld hav landed u in HELL thanks 2 me d HERO//

Rap maestro:
u silly,dilly,b1tchy feely,scantily dressed SKUNK/

Rap maestro:

-No punches on ZLUK from me,datz cos i lyk ur figure 8/fine boy,dope swag yet u girls STEAL(still) HATE(dat means dat u dnt really hate me)/got ur destiny,got ur FATE,nt ur MATE/u lukin 4 one,go 2 HEAVEN's GATE,what a TRAIT,u re a bad BAIT(4 dose dat wanna embarass me)/hardcore rap,tow d lane/xpecting ZLUK's sh?t,dnt let it b f**kn LATE/but until dn,will u go wit me on a f**kn DATE

ZLUK: This to me aint a battle just a step stone to the name// this could only go one way, title should av been ZLUK's rise to fame// still brave to show your face, you're wack and profane// your name proclaim a wannabe- yet you is insane// restrain cos my flow's cocaine-d, for real, it maims//

ZLUK:
8 bars??, can't afford a bigger cell of candy//

ZLUK:
except as you READ THIS and drop it on your top 40 of REAL DISS//

ZLUK:
Really, this aint a contest, like you'll soon confess// buh no apologies like the thread you popped up somewhere//

ZLUK:
to teach how you can make a living cleaning my toilet// cos that's as close you can get to the real sh*t of MOIK vets// that'll treat u puss*y, and cure your wackness//

ZLUK: This to me aint a battle just a step stone to the name//

ojoawo: Oya remaining judges, drop verd n̶̲̥̅̊åå