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Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jan 14, 2013
NL EXAM COUNCIL Under the Chairmanship Of Alhaji El Guapo

Answer all question.

Note no calculator or any electronic devices - If caught with One, we Go Slap U angry
Time:- 1hr:30mins only

SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi

2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c)Stella

3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame

4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W’s head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don’t know

5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB

6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B) maked (c) maken

7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ

8 ) What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium

9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW

10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a)EBUs B)UNIJOS (c)UNIABJ (d) MAULAG

SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.
(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don’t win the next election their will be blood shed.
(B) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he was putting on “CANVASS”

(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W’s head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”

(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(B) What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos?

Goodluck to you all. grin grin
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by NEWBIN: 4:54pm On Jan 14, 2013
MADNESS angry
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by Nobody: 4:58pm On Jan 14, 2013
NEW BIN:

MADNESS angry

Na Slap I dey take Collect Slip -- U go still Register for Next Year Exams angry angry
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by bright007(f): 6:27pm On Jan 14, 2013
[size=40pt]where is d joke?[/size]
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jan 14, 2013
bright007: [size=40pt]where is d joke?[/size]
Ask google!!!
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by bunmioguns(m): 8:28pm On Jan 14, 2013
*enters d exam hall with expo inside his shoes* grin grin
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:30pm On Jan 14, 2013
3a.)Hermaphrodite.
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by Nobody: 10:00am On Jan 15, 2013
1) B. grin 2) A. angry 3) C. 4) A. grin 5) C. 6) A. 7) A. cool A. 9) C. 10) D.
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by realsammie(m): 10:22am On Jan 15, 2013
Cant find the joke
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by larride(m): 10:24am On Jan 15, 2013
sad sad sad excuse me sir, please I want to visit the toilet.
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:25am On Jan 15, 2013
larride: sad sad sad excuse me sir, please I want to visit the toilet.
sir,don't allow him,he has expo on him.
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by Nobody: 10:26am On Jan 15, 2013
realsammie: Cant find the joke
Check again!!!
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:28am On Jan 15, 2013
realsammie: Cant find the joke
check again later,d no u dialled is nt available.
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by Nobody: 10:28am On Jan 15, 2013
PretiEbony: 1) B. grin 2) A. angry 3) C. 4) A. grin 5) C. 6) A. 7) A. cool A. 9) C. 10) D.

Cover Ya Work Lady, Bunmioguns carry binoculars enter Hall grin grin

Mr.T Anonymous:
sir,don't allow him,he has expo on him.

U dey Mind the Waffi Boi -- E no sae Before Jesus was Born, abraham Dey angry
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by Nobody: 10:39am On Jan 15, 2013
El Guapo:

Cover Ya Work Lady, Bunmioguns carry binoculars enter Hall grin grin
Na true oo...
Since diz boy enta diz exams hall, hin neva answer any kwesn.

I learnt he din't prepare 4 d exams
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by Nobody: 3:52pm On Jan 15, 2013
PretiEbony: Na true oo... Since diz boy enta diz exams hall, hin neva answer any kwesn. I learnt he din't prepare 4 d exams

Lol -- Do U really expect a Palmwine tapper to Prepare for an Exam? grin grin
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by bunmioguns(m): 4:51pm On Jan 15, 2013
El Guapo:

Lol -- Do U really expect a Palmwine tapper to Prepare for an Exam? grin grin














THIEF embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by bunmioguns(m): 4:52pm On Jan 15, 2013
PretiEbony: 1) B. grin 2) A. angry 3) C. 4) A. grin 5) C. 6) A. 7) A. cool A. 9) C. 10) D.










oya open am well well make i copy from the original grin grin grin grin
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by Nobody: 6:55pm On Jan 15, 2013
bunmioguns:










oya open am well well make i copy from the original grin grin grin grin
sir! Diz boy is copying 4rm d Original copy angry angry
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by Nobody: 1:05am On Jan 16, 2013
*scrolls up and down* i cant find the joke na.. Where is it?
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:44am On Jan 16, 2013
Judinho59: *scrolls up and down* i cant find the joke na.. Where is it?
in d toilet
Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by ibrandnaija: 8:45am On Jan 16, 2013
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Re: Nairaland Jan/feb Waec Examination by Nobody: 9:34am On Jan 16, 2013
PretiEbony: sir! Diz boy is copying 4rm d Original copy angry angry

U Mean the Original Copy? shocked shocked

**Comes Closer and Peeps Into her Orchard -- U mean This Original Copy?** grin grin

Judinho59: *scrolls up and down* i cant find the joke na.. Where is it?

Imagine Jude came For exams Dressed In his Native Doctor Attire -- Fashion nO reach ya End? angry angry

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