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Re: Condom Horror Stories by tommyex(m): 6:04am On Mar 01, 2008
Remember:. . . . . . ''Show me your friends and i'll tell u who u are''. . .so if i no well. . .mean say u self no well. . .
yeye guy

Well,if u can proove that we are friends . . . olodo guy
Re: Condom Horror Stories by hollandis(f): 3:49pm On Mar 01, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

Lol. . . .Ski. . .. . . Ski. . .Ski. . .Ski. . .Ski. . .Ski. . .Ski. . .Ski. . .Ski. . .

O ti mara!. . . tani albino. . . cheesy emi ti awon sisi oyinbo n je rush rush bi pepper soup tongue tongue
Iwo omo dudu bi taya motor yi. . .u wan dey show for here. . u weh be say if u give person like me a handshake, all your black wowo skin go pill for my hand ni!!

oloju bi oju olongbo iya agba!. . . cheesy

lol
baba agba,kilon shey ori e? ti ban fu e Yoruba sin ori e ma ja si gutter.
iwho tell u say i wan shake you.Your hand wey be say yo don use do orisirisi like e.g kpa kpa kpa

oloju ice cumber tongue tongue
Re: Condom Horror Stories by TheSly: 3:55pm On Mar 01, 2008

Well,if u can prove that we are friends . . . olodo guy
Don't worry. . .i will soon expose your jealous ass when you're online. . .
ashiri e ti tu. . . . . . .this time, im not taking anything. . .i must spit it out. . . cheesy o ti daran!


lol
baba agba,kilon shey ori e? ti ban fu e Yoruba sin ori e ma ja si gutter.
iwho tell u say i wan shake you.Your hand wey be say yo don use do orisirisi like e.g kpa kpa kpa

oloju ice cumber tongue tongue

Tani o fe fun ni igbati? shocked emi ke!. . ladugbo mi!? o too be, owo e ma ge danu ni cheesy
Awon akata try e. . .them no succeed . . .let alone u. . . cheesy shiorrrr aye yi ti baje. . . tongue
If i don use my hand to do ''kerewa wa wa!!'' na wetin be your own. . .na me get ma hands jo. . cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Condom Horror Stories by choco4life(m): 4:35pm On Mar 01, 2008
hollandis:


Oju mi wa pa.Iwo ni oloju kokoro ati terrorist.Kilon shey ni IRAQ?
BTW give that girl a quater caste o better still 0.01%caste of your albinism
my guy Albino no be half caste o tongue grin cheesy wink
ski ski ski ski ski skis ski ski ski ski skis


lmao
Re: Condom Horror Stories by choco4life(m): 4:37pm On Mar 01, 2008
Crazy things guys wud do for SEX
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Duniverse(m): 5:36pm On Sep 19, 2010
Ummh
Re: Condom Horror Stories by kcblast(m): 6:23pm On Sep 19, 2010
@duniverse, Ahh ahn,whatz wrong with u?,are u drunk or feeling Hot??,
y resurrecting old thread
Re: Condom Horror Stories by InkedNerd(f): 7:34pm On Sep 19, 2010
I wouldn't say this is a condom horror story but once I nearly had s.ex without a condom because I was in such a rush. Its a good thing the dude mentioned a condom before anything happen embarassed
Re: Condom Horror Stories by 1102(m): 11:17pm On Sep 19, 2010
^^
we thank Gawd for you ooh

if not you for don carry belle by now!!
grin grin
Re: Condom Horror Stories by InkedNerd(f): 11:53pm On Sep 19, 2010
lmao, I know
Re: Condom Horror Stories by 1102(m): 11:58pm On Sep 19, 2010
^^
That guy would be cursin his lucky stars now for wearing that stuff
Re: Condom Horror Stories by InkedNerd(f): 12:23am On Sep 20, 2010
lmao, omg just thinking about having a kid with him makes me go >>> tongue
Re: Condom Horror Stories by spawnx: 12:51am On Sep 20, 2010
Happened a while back in school.I and mi girl was having a steamy one. i looked for the condom wen we was done. she said i probably didnt wear one. I told her i did, after a while of argument undecided i had to agree. cald me up a week l8r;told me she found it in there, i was like 'i told yer tongue
Re: Condom Horror Stories by InkedNerd(f): 1:00am On Sep 20, 2010
^^^
lmao
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Nobody: 1:09am On Sep 20, 2010
Mine was during my NYSC.
My neighbour and I had taken calypso few hours b4 this lady came. She one of the secretary's in my PPA. When we were catching our fun, the condom broke, she quikly called my attention to replace it. i did and it got broken again till the 3rd time. she just told me to leave condom aside & enjoy the show. doh, reluctant, but couldn't reject cos she was hot. went for 2 extra rounds without CD. what a hell!  used some drugs afterwards to clear my mind incase of infection,
Re: Condom Horror Stories by ceasyc(f): 4:10am On Sep 20, 2010
^^^drugs dey clear hiv lucky u
anyhoo mine was wit a cute guy dat asked me out 4 ages n i refused but sum times we do almost everytin even oral (him on me = he was sooooooo good) but no penetration. d 1st day i agreed to it, he put on a cd = heavenly i tot but wen we were done he said it broke but he continued cos it was too sweet shocked
jeez i wan die = heavenly turned to nightmare sharp sharp. i told him to go get tested 4 hiv cos i no i was clean b4 dis incident (tested recently) n i was told i have to wait 4 like 3 mths after dat shyt happened 2 check mine again, d guy just refused, guess he was scared

anyhoo after 2wks of him pleading 4 more, i tot wot d heck, lets kip going without a cd since shyt don happen - he brought out d cat/kitten in me
we did tins i neva imagined i cud do or shud i say i tot i was too shy to do in bed. 3 mths l8r (longest 3 mths ever) i got tested n was negative - he was waiting in my flat wen i went to get tested. naim even gimme bus pass take go queen elizabeth hospital go do d test. hissessssssssssssssssssss

we aint 2geda no more but he's ma best till date n he said no gal has ever given him a hard time like me in his life, still wants me but hell no - he's a playa = not serious. had gr8 fun n pleasure while it lasted grin wink
Re: Condom Horror Stories by Nobody: 10:44am On Sep 20, 2010
Pulez keep the story comingggg . . . dont stop grin grin grin me likey
Re: Condom Horror Stories by 1102(m): 10:59am On Sep 20, 2010
My condom once broke while havin sex wen i was @ Junior high,

she called my attention 2 it and i was scared.

i went for my HIV test and it was - Negative

I declared free beer (EXPENSES ON ME) cos i was - negative

since then all other sex stuffs always ended well and i drastically reduced havin sex cos thats the least of my worries rite now!
Re: Condom Horror Stories by komando7(m): 5:43pm On Sep 20, 2010
A girl tore off my condom in the middle of hot sex.
Re: Condom Horror Stories by 1102(m): 5:55pm On Sep 20, 2010
wiv a bed banging in this sort of order how do u not expect a condom to slip off

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