I think some people need to learn how to upload an image and not a word document

_{*Maybe they are used to uploading resume*}

haba webby
u don begin find trouble nw oh
if dem say fite nw u go begin say em, em.
e don do u ooo
or else i go arrange westlemania 71 4 u wit dis poster!!!

u all are welcome
make una come with plenty money

plzzzzzzzzzz where is this place? mail me how i can get there. plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

no go meet touts ooo
meet the right source . . . . . . . me

We the Chiefs (Ituen, Migines, Sauckeid, Tufe) of Kuvuki land welcome u guys to Kuvuki kingdom

whispers to Sauce: Make sure u subtract _{by any means}, 5000 kuvuki dollars each from these foreign specimens here

Speaking to the visitors: Make urself at home. We have dedicated a section of the evil rainforest for ur relaxation during ur stay here. Hope u came with cutlasses cos u will make ur bed space in the forest.

U will be here for 1 week then u can undertake a tour round the city to ssee our beautiful and serene environment.

NB: If u are a big man (oga) on tour, pls come and see me personally. The rest can go now

Thank you

Signed
Kuvuki Head of State
Kuvuli Chiefs

and while coming dont forget to bring ur fishing gear.

while the dancing is on ure not to look at the dangling boobies

elements i so much appreciate ya love towards me and the special treatment u re giving to me on board kuvuki land.

i promise to respect every part of those gems body and i ll only stick to u and lorlarh i promise.

but just in case carry like one packet of ruff riders each cos if d thing hold me i go hook anyhow o.

10x and i promise once again to b faithful to d tits and loyal to d asses[b] [/b]

Hmmmm

I hope saucekid is ready to recieve these wantomly funkdafied visitors

u are very welcome segun but u still need approval from saucekid cos na him be head of kuvuki kingdom, once approval has been granted i will take u to where all the babes are pls come prepared ok

elements i want u to know that sauce has gave me a first class ticket and has promised to harbour me in one of his villas in kuvuki.

and as for the babes i need them not cos i ve u and lorlarh and i think d two of u will do.

am not that powerful to take on more than two ladies.

and ituen i welcome u back frm ya exile

elementus

Pls u must be able to differentiate the Head of Kuvuki Chiefs from the Head of Kuvuki Defence

Saucekid falls in the later part and I, in the former

Get that clear b4 we give the tourists the wronp impression

elementus:

lol thug your sins has been 4given but plane to kuvuki land once in 2months and the plane left y/day so u hav to wait for the next plane going to kuvuki in may.

however, suacekid private jet flys to kuvuki minimum of once a day.

*well den gat a bookin for dat. . .i mean d private jet, runs 440km/h to get luggage*

OK ituen now i no, i wont Create a wrong impression to the tourists.
@segun u no well oh i don give u kuvuki babes finish that one no do u abi na me and lorlarh u still want abi fire burn ya mouth.

[i]went to kuvuki chiefs/defence to make a formal report.  All kuvuki babes are highly respect,
[i]awaiting action from kuvuki elders

No money, no friend

signed
Head of kuvuki chiefs

ok now, chief of kuvuki

holythug na who tell u say u go reach kuvuki land?

u must have landed property and must be read to work on your father-in-law to be farm land for 7yrs b4 u can marry a kuvuki woman.
u think say na easy job iteun do b4 he marry 4 wives and became a kuvuki high chief, once u are a high chief u can marry any woman of yr choice na kuvuki land be dat for u.

(thugy kneeing and begging iteun and saucekid vry well for visa)

a welcome visitor dat abide with all rules and regulation of kuvuki kingdom

I PROMISE to abide by all rules in kuvuki land so long i get the lion share of the babes there

and element will b my first lady plus lorlarh as standby babe.

u are a fool

HONEY same to you

make una begin pay now
send the money to my account

Do quick post ur acct number

and pls write the atm code also

5586684000-KHCB
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na who make ituen, kuvuki chief?

na delib

Tufe,

i get power to fight so don start with me

Na where u dey wen ur wife dey flirt with Segun.

ABeg go look for you wife. very soon u will be demoted to a servant if ur not careful