This will last throughout the Nations cup duration.
Post Afcon related jokes.
Mods off to frontpage.

I will start.

1 - Frank Lampard joined Ivory Coast national
soccer team yesterday to help his former team mate Drogba lift the trophy before he retires.

2 - Mikel Obi scores his first ever hattrick against Togo even though the Afcon is yet to start.

C. Ronaldo joins the Super Eagles on loan, and scores 4 goals in his debut against Burkina Faso.

Super Enyeama demolishes newcastle united in eagles first african cup of nations match.

Reyginus: Super Enyeama demolishes newcastle united in eagles first african cup of nations match.

lmao

Drogba starts the AFCON on a miserable note by scoring 3 own goals in his first match.

Ghana national footbal team to arrive in South Africa 10 days after the kick off.

Keshi called up seun Osewa as replacement for injured goalkeeper Austin Ejide. Facebook owner mark Zukerberg protests against it. Takes keshi to Fifa court

Sam Milla: Ghana national footbal team to arrive in South Africa 10 days after the kick off.

Lolol. This one is too much please.

Sam Milla: Keshi called up seun Osewa as replacement for injured goalkeeper Austin Ejide

LWTMB

BALLOTELI on standby to replace Ghana coach after latest row with Ghana FA.

The FA fines the NFF $10,000 for "failing to control their players".

In a repeat of what Sani Abacha did in Afcon 1998, President goodluck Jonathan pulls Black stars of Ghana out of the Afcon 2013 using ecowas veto power.
In a chat with nairaland sports, GEJ claimed that it would be a cheat if Ghana plays in every tournament while Nigeria missed the '98 tourney.

He also threatens to halt Nigerian Army's intervention in Mali if Ghana disobeys his orders.

In the crucial match against Zambia, with Nigeria trailing by 1-0; Keshi brings on Tonto Dike for the last 7 mins of the match.

It turns out to be an inspired substitution because she scores 2 goals in the space of 5 mins to complete a miraculous turn-around for the SE.

In the final match between Nigeria and South Africa, Efe Ambrose turns on the style and scores 95 goals in the game. In the process, he sets a new record for the most goals scored in a calendar year.

Panic in South Africa as Spain applies to be included in the Afcon Tournament. Cape verde Island coach resigns after hearing the news.

Messi appointed to coach fifa in ds 2013 afcon.

Sam Milla: Panic in South Africa as Spain applies to be included in the Afcon Tournament. Cape verde Island coach resigns after hearing the news.

Chei, I wan choke with laughter

Super Eagles Striker Nasir El-rufai to defenders: 'I will rip you apart'!

Tonto Dikeh's ''high'' will be the song for the opening ceremony and marijuana will be the official sponsor of the tournament.

- Luis Suarez appointed referee in the final match between Nigeria and Ghana. The Ghana fans are stunned, while the Nigerian fans perform an excellent etighi choreography as Suarez awards them three penalties. Suarez's left hand is later found in Michael Essien's bag while he's leaving the stadium.

- 'You're all welcome to South Africa. We Africans are all footballers, only that some of us don't have boot' - Patience Jonathan addressing the crowd during the opening ceremony..

musKeeto: - 'You're all welcome to South Africa. We Africans are all footballers, only that some of us don't have boot' - Patience Jonathan addressing the crowd during the opening ceremony..

1000 likes.

- 'Pictures of Okija Juju's trip from Durban to Johannesburg hits NL and starts riots in South Africa during the Nations cup. The Super Eagles are subsequently booed during their matches, but still go home with a bronze trophy after finishing third in their group...

- The second semifinal match of the Afcon between Nigeria and Kenya will be remembered in football folklore for one of the greates tactical moves ever.

Deep into the final minute, with the game seemingly set for a goalless stalemate, the Kenyans are awarded a freekick deep in Nigerian territory. Fans all over the world are shocked as the Kenyan coach signals for a change. Cameras move towards the bench and capture kenyan rapper Prezzo handing over a jersey to his Nigerian love Goldie. The Nigerian defensive wall simply collapses in shock as Goldie steps up in shining colors, to curve the freekick home...

In the game between Nigeria and Ethiopia, a mild drama ensues when Haile Gabreselassie is included in the Ethiopian starting line-up. Not to be outdone, Nigeria also lists Falilat Ogunkoya as the starting right fullback.

^^^
Lol

Sani Kaita was spotted beating up a greek tourist outside a Durban hotel.
When quizzed by the SA police, he claimed that it has nothing to do with what happened at the World cup .

Riot in Lagos Nigeria as Nigerian Coach handed the captain armband to Kanu Nwankwo. ''It doesnt matter whether he is a member of the team or not'' he said in defense. '' he still remains the most experienced Nigerian footballer still playing professional football. #portsmouth

Rafael Nadal spotted in Johhanesburg holding Cameroun flag. '' Samuel Eto'o is my friend and i have come to support him''. He told SA newspaper . Dorca