It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student

delib, a Ghanaian joined the class in one of Nigerria's university.

The Lecturer said, "Let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history.

Who said 'I shall return to die in the land of my fathers'"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for delib, who had his hand up

"King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"

"Very good!

Who said 'the land use act will feed the nation'"?

Again, no response except from delib: "Obasanjo, 1976".

The Lecturer snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. delib
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do"

The lecturer heard a loud whisper: " Ghana must go" "Who said that?" she demanded

delib put his hand up. "Buhari, 1984".

At that point, a student in the back scornfully said,

"Hmmm, you think you are smart"

The Lecturer glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, delib said "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."

Now furious, another student yelled,

"Oh yeah? Eat this!"

delib jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
lecturer, "Indian mistress to Abacha, 1998!"

Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said,

"You little Shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you"

delib frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Chris Uba to Ngige,2004!


The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"

delib whispered, "Chimaroke Nnamani,James Ibori,Ayodele Fayose,Lucky Igbinedon,2007

*wat a brilliant delib*

planed joke btw tyty and delib they must twines but the joke is still good anyway.

good work

tyty use another name(not Ghana). . . .lol brillant delib

this is jokes,i love itttt

Nice one Tyty. How u dey?

efuah is a Ghanian dont you know?

efuah:

tyty use another name(not Ghana). . . .lol brillant delib

oh sorry efuah, so which name do u want us to use now? lebannese? lol

ayusman16:

Nice one Tyty. How u dey?

me guy, i dey o, just gentle

delib:

efuah is a Ghanian don't you know?

thx delib. . . as brillant as ever.

@tyty. . . kukuvi wld av bn better.

ha ha ha

veryy funny indeed god one tyty one turkey breast for u

why turkey clemcy? na u wicked lyk this?

kuvukians r more brilliant dan ghanians _{*dnt mean to hurt u, but delib d small boi*}

@clemcy

no i wnt ur breast

tytylayor:

kuvukians r more brilliant dan ghanians _{*dnt mean to hurt u, but delib d small boi*}

tyty . . . u're tempting me o

praying_{*and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil*}

tyty abegy help me blast that guy called ibkdikson he is causING chaos in this forum at the thread of gongo aso please beef him ok. i trust you

Nice lol. . .

y me? am not a twobu maker, u kno?

wetin concern you and Ghana? you better face your country. where do you want Ghana to go?

u dis d**k son wey i try to avoid, u still find me come hia, ooooooooooooo i c, na u dem send come?
any weapon dat fashioned against me shall neva prosper

tyty my wify i want you top bomb that ibkdikson is a little brat u know

haha!!!! is it up to that extent? anyway sha they talk say you be nice lady. nice meeting you. i don dey run after you since!!!

dont mind that delib. he wan take style dey enter you.

ibkdikson:

haha!!!! is it up to that extent? anyway sha they talk say you be nice lady. nice meeting you. i don dey run after you since!!!

gOD PUNISH UR BURATASHI

delib:

gOD PUNISH UR BURATASHI

same to you.

God in heaven see love ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. see as people they die, they abuse there self for know reason.

success123:

God in heaven see love ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. see as people they die, they abuse there self for know reason.

no mind that ibkdikson she wan show himself for nld

uhm. . . . . . . .

see me see nwanyawu o , see dis boiz o if my yummie catch una eeeee
i sorry for una yansh o

ohpe.

this is cooll

a nice remix. well done TY

tyty why u too lyke breast? abi ur own don expire?

*checks ttyty's breast for damage*

and it is truly damage.