AKPORS VS TEACHER

Teacher: what is a verb
Akpors: a verb is a web find in a spider web.
Teacher: What ar u saying?
Akpors: it is a complete sentence sir.
Teacher: are u mad?
Akpors: it is a question sir.
Teacher: dont be stupid.
Akpors:it is an advice sir.
Teacher:stop that nonsence.
Akpors: it is a command sir.
Teacher: you are an idiot.
Akpors: it is an insult sir.
Teacher: get out of my class.
Akpors: its an order sir.
Teacher: oh, goodness, what a boy.
Akpors: it is an exclamation sir.
Teacher: may God have mercy on you.
Akpors: it is a prayer sir.

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What will u do if u where the teacher