1. Texting/talking and driving.
2. Spamming your friends FB feeds.
3. Phone chat in the toilet, even letting the drop of your shit over-head on the other side of the line.
4. Talking via Bluetooth and giving the appearance of a madman talking to himself.
5. Holding up the queue because you are on the phone.
6. Going to the service counter while still yapping on the phone.
7. Talking loud about personal shit on public transportation.
8. Being oblivious to the fact that everyone is staring at you as you make a total ass of yourself yapping away.
9. Telling your spouse you will call him back because you are busy on the gossip mill.
10. Letting your phone ring in the movie theater.

Cosmopolice: Dear Zambia,

Who the F is Zambia?