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Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(f): 3:38pm On Jan 19, 2013
Its only in Nigerian movies that...

1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village...THE SAME DAY! Abi village de get airport?

2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years

3) You'd see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke's huge glasses

4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road

5) Girls wear very short dresses,revealing their boobs and sky high heels to school...but their lecturers say nothing about that

6) A woman barges into her husband with another woman in a hotel room. Abi who give her key?

7) A policeman with 6-rounds revolver keeps shooting at armed robbers more than 20times. I no know say bullet de generate itself like DNA

Add your own observations

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 3:56pm On Jan 19, 2013
7) Chief is inside the car wind up the door glass, armed robbers attack and shot at chief, the bullet won't open a hole nor break the door-glass but will kill chief inside the car. 4th dimensional-bullet. grin grin grin

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(f): 4:02pm On Jan 19, 2013
^^^ LMAO!! I particularly saw where Patience was shot from the back, there was blood allover her chest and face, but when she fell, there was no single dent of blood on her back grin grin

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by nellaluv(f): 9:08pm On Jan 19, 2013
A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possible shocked shocked tongue

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by anitank(f): 8:45am On Jan 20, 2013
Maybe he was making sure that he killed himself very well... gringrin

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by shadrach77: 9:38am On Jan 20, 2013
A man wants to send his wife packing...goes into the room and comes out with about 3 (ready packed) bags as if the wife had already prepared herself for the event

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jan 20, 2013
anitank: Its only in Nigerian movies that...

1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village...THE SAME DAY! Abi village de get airport?

2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years

3) You'd see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke's huge glasses

4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road

5) Girls wear very short dresses,revealing their boobs and sky high heels to school...but their lecturers say nothing about that

6) A woman barges into her husband with another woman in a hotel room. Abi who give her key?

Add your own observations
Thank goodness somebody noticed that with me. Especially when the mom travels from the East to Lagos and still travels back the same day. I'm like "una dey teleport ni?"

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:17pm On Jan 20, 2013
shadrach77: A man wants to send his wife packing...goes into the room and comes out with about 3 (ready packed) bags as if the wife had already prepared herself for the event
ahahahahahaha!! I wonder oh. And then she has like only 3 small suitcases...were you a guest in the house?

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by NnamdiN: 2:18pm On Jan 20, 2013
Una dey observe o. I don't do nollywood sha. Hollywood all the way.

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by executinal(m): 2:20pm On Jan 20, 2013
RMD remenbering when he was still 7 years old as far as 1960 and suddenly HUMMER JEEP pass in front of him. Was HUMMER JEEP in existence then?

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by cyril83(m): 2:21pm On Jan 20, 2013
Babasuwe harassing and slapping his boss only in naija movie

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by azeezakande: 2:21pm On Jan 20, 2013
Telephone call in a Yoruba movie is the funniest. Within one second d receiver already answer, or the caller has hang up and the receiver still dey talk,.

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Youngartist(m): 2:21pm On Jan 20, 2013
Naija tinz
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Lbrasi: 2:22pm On Jan 20, 2013
eating a food laced with poison but the poison starts to work the next minute...

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by crackhaus: 2:22pm On Jan 20, 2013
anitank: Its only in Nigerian movies that...

1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village...THE SAME DAY! Abi village de get airport?

2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years

3) You'd see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke's huge glasses

4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road

5) Girls wear very short dresses,revealing their boobs and sky high heels to school...but their lecturers say nothing about that

6) A woman barges into her husband with another woman in a hotel room. Abi who give her key?

Add your own observations
hahahahahaha.... this is all so true but if I may ask, why is it that your kind (ladies) still can't do without nollywood films una too like am abeg.

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by lilslim(m): 2:22pm On Jan 20, 2013
nellaluv: A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possible shocked shocked tongue
WTF

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:23pm On Jan 20, 2013
Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food. She stirs the poison so that it would circulate to all parts of the meal and then she tastes it. Zack Orji died while she survived

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by RedLight1: 2:24pm On Jan 20, 2013
nellaluv: A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possible shocked shocked tongue
shocked shocked shocked

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by yuzedo: 2:24pm On Jan 20, 2013
nellaluv: A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possible shocked shocked tongue
J12: Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food. She stirs the poison so that it would circulate to all parts of the meal and then she tastes it. Zack Orji died while she survived
shadrach77: A man wants to send his wife packing...goes into the room and comes out with about 3 (ready packed) bags as if the wife had already prepared herself for the event
grin grin grin Ghost looks left and right before crossing road... **rolling** grin grin grin

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by angelz(f): 2:24pm On Jan 20, 2013
Loads of crap in naija movies.
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:24pm On Jan 20, 2013
only for naija film way ghost they answer phone call.
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by rodeo0070(m): 2:24pm On Jan 20, 2013
Una no go kill me with laughter o!

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:25pm On Jan 20, 2013
Or when someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him is a sign board saying "Vote for Uduaghan"... undecided undecided

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Chrisdonca(m): 2:25pm On Jan 20, 2013
very funny,they only show slow motion in giving some one a slap. Lolvery funny,they only show slow motion in giving some one a slap. Lolvery funny,they only show slow motion in giving some one a slap. Lol
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by imperiouxx(m): 2:26pm On Jan 20, 2013
Damn funny
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by 80million1: 2:27pm On Jan 20, 2013
*speechless*

You point a gun to a man's HEAD and shoot, the man cries in pain holding his CHEST and falls down.
Next he's in a hospital with bandage and blood on his STOMACH.

Pls clap for Nollywood.

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by scholes23(m): 2:27pm On Jan 20, 2013
Its only in Nigerian films that u shoot someone and d person dies b4 shouting or feeling d pain of d gunshot
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Uchenna42(m): 2:27pm On Jan 20, 2013
Lmao......its only in nollywood that white foamy saliva always comes out of a person's mouth when he or she is about to die.......smh grin

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 2:27pm On Jan 20, 2013
Flash back in nollywood:
Somebody will flashback to 20 years in nollywood, in the flashback, he will flashback again to another 10 years. Also, in nollywood, you can flashback to another persons flashback.

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by KINGwax(m): 2:28pm On Jan 20, 2013
nellaluv: A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possible shocked shocked tongue
name d movie, i dnt biliv u

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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by phaya(f): 2:29pm On Jan 20, 2013
grin grin grin grin you guys forgot to add the many BAD SPOKEN ENGLISH in NOLLYWOOD smh. HOLLYWOOD rocks anytime anyday!!!

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