onli.in.nollywood.u.will.see..dat.dey.want.to.carry.a.dead.person..and..d.dead.person..will.be.lookin.for.comfort..on.d.person's body..by.putin.his.hand.himself.on.d.carrier's.neck

razznaija:
Its only in Nigerian movies that Kanayo will be a university student.
Its only in Nigerian movies that Ini edo, Funke Akindele, Rita Domic etc, will be secondary school students.

Dis 1 taya me oo! Dnt we av yonga actors 2 tek doz parts??

Beware:
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The gateman is witnessing the murder of his boss to the jury. Gateman: my lord my boss asked me to go and buy somethin for him @ the supermarket[/color] (flash back) gateman leaves for the supermarket. Assasin comes into the compound kills the boSs leaves the scene gateman comes in without seeing the assasin.[color=#006600]

Gateman: That is it my lord. abeg how he take know wetin happen for house when he don go supermarket

It is only in Nigerian Movie that someone will wake up in the morning with makeup, wearing wrist watch and necklace.

P.U.S.H:
It is only in Nigerian Movie that someone will wake up in the morning with makeup, wearing wrist watch and necklace.

Do u notice their bra straps underneath their night gowns?

Only in naija movies you'll see sexual intercourse about to happen and the whole door is Ajar open for everybody to see

Its only in Naija movies that flashbacks are never disputed...its just a perfect story if it has flashback..lol

OMG, THIS IS SO HILARIOUS

#80million:
*speechless*

You point a gun to a man's HEAD and shoot, the man cries in pain holding his CHEST and falls down.
Next he's in a hospital with bandage and blood on his STOMACH.

Pls clap for Nollywood.

Ramsey Noah is the father of Genevieve Nnaji

1. A sleeping man wakes up and talk as if he's been awake
2. A woman wakes up in the morning and dressed in rapper and blouse
3. Olu Jacobs the father of RMD
4. Emeka Ike says "I am baffing" which means "I am having my bath" as a PHD holder in a movie...
The list is endless as the CDs become cheaper

It's only in 9ja movies u'l shoot sum1 n d pesn wil say 'ahh u av killed me'

In naija film u go c were d car ahead go run pass d car wey cameraman dey, same naija film u go c catholic priest d call sunday mass sunday service. Shey d editors go night skool

Uchenna42: Lmao......its only in nollywood that white foamy saliva always comes out of a person's mouth when he or she is about to die.......smh

lol

only in nigerian film will u see armed robbers living in uncompleted buildings

Return Of The Ghost:


When Chiwetala Agwu told one of the villagers that he was the next to die, the guy was so confused.
When he got home, he told his mother everything, his mother told him not to give up, that what chiwetala told him is not true, that he (her son) will not die, she gave him a charm to protect him.
At d end, Na 1 mould of eba kill d man.

igweGC: only in naija film a police man will shoot an armed robber on the leg, and blood will be coming out of his mouth

a lady enters the room and finds her boyfriend having s.ex with another girl, and then d next thing she says is: 'OMG what is going on here?' and then d guy replies: 'baby i can explain. It's not what u think'.

dis hapns in real life too

In naija movies,actors enjoy their meals but start dying as soon as they are told d food was poisoned.

gomeek: In naija movies,actors enjoy their meals but start dying as soon as they are told d food was poisoned.

tatafo whr u watch am?

D OP n some comments have made my day BUT I disagree with 'its only in nollywood that same hairstyle is used for one person for a long time'
let me tell u,dey do dat thing a lot in hollywood and australian movies esp season films( My wife n kids, Victorious-dat one tire me sef and H2o). The gals n evn boys in dese movies had d same hair styles till d season4 of all of dem

na only inside Nigerian movies you go see ghost way rub powder.

lolig @ some of the comments I read

ngozievergreen: D OP n some comments have made my day BUT I disagree with 'its only in nollywood that same hairstyle is used for one person for a long time'
let me tell u,dey do dat thing a lot in hollywood and australian movies esp season films( My wife n kids, Victorious-dat one tire me sef and H2o). The gals n evn boys in dese movies had d same hair styles till d season4 of all of dem

i hope u know its their hair, they are whites and the naturally have long hair, they dont need to fix or do anything of that sort, which will require them to change their hairstyle

A person is dead & people are allover wailing & crying but if u look closely you wld see his belly rising & falling.

Bolushalom: i hope u know its their hair, they are whites and the naturally have long hair, they dont need to fix or do anything of that sort, which will require them to change their hairstyle

Noooo, am sure dats not dier hair. Wish u will watch dose movies. Tho, i agree with u dat white ppl can have long hair but evn @ dat d hair styling/packing are always d same

Bolushalom: i hope u know its their hair, they are whites and the naturally have long hair, they dont need to fix or do anything of that sort, which will require them to change their hairstyle

sharraaaaaap,they also fix hair extentions

Why do most movies have Naija and Ghanian versions

i love that one:

in 9er movies all madness must end up in a road dance
and every antagonist must confess before death.

at times you see street dwellers, passersby (non actors in a movie) watching and laughing at the actors.

anitank: Its only in Nigerian movies that...


2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years

4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road

7) A policeman with 6-rounds revolver keeps shooting at armed robbers more than 20times. I no know say bullet de generate itself like DNA

lmao

Eze Promoe: It's only in Nigerian movie you'll see two policemen in uniform arresting 5 able-bodied men, (criminals to be precise).

and then trekking to the police station...

It is only in nollywood movies that a guy and his girlfriend are the only ones in a restaurant. Did they rent the entire place?

Police are chasing armed robbers. Both parties drive around madly through the streets SHOOTING sporadically.

People are on the streets watching the entire scenario like its a carnival.

Nobody runs, nobody dies, no stray bullets hitting anything or anyone. But we can see they are shooting.