Yanki style $1000

Yanki style $1000

yo momma so fat her clothes has stretch marks

~ Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, her mother threw her away ... .and 'Away' threw her back ! '

yo mamma is so dumb she can't even boil water

yo momma so dumb lyk orubebe dat it will take all d jega's in dis world to help her

JUNIT1:
markolini your mama so ugly that when she was born your grandma threw her away but away threw her back.

Sojathug

Your mamma's teeth is so yellow, the sun is jealous mehn

JUNIT1:
Sojathug

Your mamma's teeth is so yellow, the sun is jealous mehn

yo momma so lame she uses walking stick to massturbate and calls it dildoo

dantolee:
yo mama is sooo big, the last time she bent over, we had a solar eclipse,

yo mama is so ugly, she can make an onion cry,

yo mama is soooo fat, that when she jumped for joy!, she got stuck,

the last time yo mama wore high heels she struck oil,

yo mama is so ugly, that when she got a job at a retired old folks home, they went out of business,

the dead sea became dead because yo mama decided to take a bath,

she's sooo big, that when she went diving in kuramo beach, they had a tsunami, called it "el- yo mama"

lmao!

yo killed it nigga

Darkrebel666:
~ Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, her mother threw her away ... .and 'Away' threw her back ! '

ROTFL

u nailed it kock!

SOjaTHug:

yo momma so lame she use walking stick to massturbate and call it dildoo

yo momma xo short dat her legs nd hands appear in a passport photograph

sinaj:


ROTFL

u nailed it kock!

~ I know you...

sinaj:


yo momma xo short dat her legs nd hands appear in a passport photograph

~ Your mama so dumb, she took a Calculator to an English test ..

markolini your mama so dumb that she sat on TV while watching the chairs..