@J-UNIT

Your momma was created to be a taboo,
so dumb, she don't know how to light-up a candle,

@ makavelele

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

@J-UNit

you aint got a single rhyme in your lines
dont mess with me, cos u we aint types

@ makavele

your mamma so old, i asked her to act her own age, and she died, yo mamma so stupid she asked me" what's the number for 911"

Your mamma's so stupid dat
when she had her first mernache
she drank what's hers
misconstruing it for red wine

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

you've got a pentium 2 momma, she needs an upgrade
she sometimes uses her p*ssy's blood for red eyeshades
all their years of marriage, ur pa couldnt even get ur momma a brocade
but his d**k was busy bleeping some nursemaids.

yo mamma is like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more,

it's your momma who always comes back for more
am always borrowing my d**k to your papa like am a lessor
i've got smoother lines, and i'll outscore you
u've got an eyesore, and a heart sore too

yo mamma is so fat, she fell in love, and broke it.

@J-UNIT

wat happened to the thread, MAKAVELE vs J-UNIT

it seems ur momma advised u not to battle wit top dons,

@ makavelel

when you were born, yo mamma looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

@J-UNIT

dat shit is still wack, i aint feeling dat'
u've got to spit harder, kkkkkkkkkkkkkk>?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

u said my momma starved to death,
i bleeped ur momma for all i care,

i asked yom mamma to go get me a color tv and she asked me 'which colour?

j-unit dat's an old tale
go Bleep ur momma, and tell me how she tastes

@ J UNOT

Yo mama so STUPID she got tangled up in a CORDLESS phone.
Yo mama is twice the MAN , you are

@naija made
yo mamma so fat in a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says "okay", she is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.

you mamma' tripped, fell and caused an earthquake
he weight can only be measured with a riechter scale

yo mamma is my ex

Ur mama's so exited after the short time we spent together
It slipped outta her tongue "J-UNIT, i guess i hate ur father"

crude yo mamma so old, when god said there be light, yo mamma was the one who turned on the switch.

hmmm, cant stop laughing.

i guess i'm the yo mamma king, or anyone wanna take me on.

your mother so dirty
she took a bath and lost weight

HARD BALLER, YO MAMMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO A RESTAURANT, SHE LOOKED AT THE MENU AND SAID TO THE WAITER "OKAY", AND YO MAMMA SO STUPID, I ONCE SAW HER PEEPING THRU A GLASS WINDOW, OH YA AND YO MAMMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS THE WAITER AT THE LAST SUPPER

@Y'all
Wack! like Wack

CRUDE Yo Momma so fat, she went to the fat contest and came in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd!
JUNIT Yo momma's so short, she jumped off the curb to commit suicide.

shit i can believe i didnt join in this from the start!

Zappening house!!!

Ya'all mamma is so beautiful but she pales in comparison to my great gran!!

@ method man
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

@hard baller
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

shaz, pls get a pole vote on this thing, t determine the yo mamma king,