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Yo Mama Rap Attack / So You Think Yo Can Rap? (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 11:55am On Jun 28, 2008
@ the person who reads this.

Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!
Re: Yo Mamma, by javaprince(m): 11:57am On Jun 28, 2008
@ J UNIT
Are you on a posting SPREE. Com e on take it easy Oh. U just posting about like ur Cafe time will soon be up.
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 11:59am On Jun 28, 2008
nah, i got unlimited time, i ain't in no cafe, and since you had to misyan, her's one for your sorry***

yo mamma is so fat, when sheee wore a guess jeans, the answer popped out, she is so fat, even baba God cannot lift up her spirit.
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 10:02am On Jul 02, 2008
Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?

The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 3:25pm On Jul 09, 2008
i guess i'm the king of this shit, new challengers please.
Re: Yo Mamma, by chasisgirl(f): 5:38pm On Jul 09, 2008
lol
j-unit u wanna challenge me ? drop sum on this female .
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 6:36am On Jul 10, 2008
ok chasis, yo mamma is so fat, when she steps on a scale, the scale reads.to be continued
Re: Yo Mamma, by HYBRIDX(m): 8:34pm On Jul 11, 2008


@everyone

ur mama's this ur mama's dat . . . . Bleep all the drama . . . if u gots skills check out the "THE BEAT DOWN 'O8" thread . . .aight

much respect . . . . ya mama's
grin
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 11:41am On Jul 12, 2008
@hyrbid, for misyanning

yo mamma is so stupid,she heard it was chilli outside, so she ran outside with a bowl.
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 11:40am On Jul 18, 2008
new challengers please
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:34pm On Jul 24, 2008
@ crude
yo mamma
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 2:03pm On Jul 29, 2008
@ hyrbrid, yo mamma made a mistake of giving brth to you, now go tell her to teach you english
Re: Yo Mamma, by Hardballer(m): 6:19pm On Jul 30, 2008
J UNIT:

@hyrbid, for misyanning

yo mamma is so stupid,she heard it was chilli outside, so she ran outside with a bowl.

LOOOL
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 4:56pm On Jul 31, 2008
@ hanibaal

you just got it now? ok yom mamma is so poor, i saw her kicking a match box down the street and i asked her what are you doinn, she replied " moving"
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:16pm On Sep 04, 2008
they say my rapping sucks, so guess it's time for yomamma
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 4:13pm On Oct 24, 2008
@ crude, shaz, hyrbrid, makavele, ksmalls, flowshow, chiogo, sauron, trex , malthuss.
YO MAMAA'S
Re: Yo Mamma, by Crude(m): 7:09pm On Oct 27, 2008
i aint dissin nobody's mama it aint good
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 3:39pm On Oct 29, 2008
well crude yo mamma so fat, she it takes her 30 yrs to turn around
Re: Yo Mamma, by makavele: 7:35pm On Oct 29, 2008
@junk idiot

your wackness improves day by day, ahahaha. if you think u're hot and ill, step on da *freestyle lounge* and let's see what u got. ur momma this, ur momma that f*ck it, mayne, it aint shit
Re: Yo Mamma, by UrDreamGal: 5:06am On Nov 10, 2008
i don usually do this but let me also throw some few lines
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 10:34am On Nov 10, 2008
feel free
Re: Yo Mamma, by yungobie(m): 12:57am On Nov 15, 2008
grin markolini

your mum is so short that i can see her foot in her passport photograph
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 11:44am On Nov 15, 2008
nt bad kid
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 10:08am On Nov 21, 2008
@ you all
Yo momma need me but i aint her. She chases me around anywhere i go. Kissing me from my head to toe. Begging for it if i aint gon give her. When i leave, yo momma wann.a die.
Yo! Yo!! Yo!!! Yo!!! Yo Momma , wann.a wann.a Ball With Me, But I Aint wann.a Ball Wit Her 3X
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 10:21am On Nov 21, 2008
@ J Unit
U r a copycat yo momma. Why stealing yo momma rhymes from mtv. U aint real, u r fake. Matter of fact, u r da loser in dis arena. u aint unique.
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 10:58am On Nov 22, 2008
nigga, u wanna be me dog, i ain't gonna go low to ur level, keep trying homie, u'll get there soon ,
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 5:30pm On Nov 23, 2008
@ J Unit
Yo momma so short that she got to bring a chair anytime she wanna kiss me

Yo momma so bushy that she shit through her mouth and eat through her anus , wow
Re: Yo Mamma, by AfrknKngs(m): 12:38pm On Nov 24, 2008
bigmodo:

@ J Unit
Yo momma so short that she got to bring a chair anytime she want to kiss me

Yo momma so bushy that she shit through her mouth and eat through her anus , wow

Can u say South Park?? grin grin that's where i saw that shit! lmao. . .
Re: Yo Mamma, by Nobody: 12:44pm On Nov 24, 2008
AfrknKngs:

Can u say South Park?? grin grin that's where i saw that shit! lmao. . .

U r a joker. Those flows are mine for real. It came from my thinking faculty for real. I aint no copy cat dude. Push that into ur dumb, thick and cracked head.
Re: Yo Mamma, by yungobie(m): 11:56pm On Nov 25, 2008
markolini
  your mama is so fat,she sat on a rainbow and skittle popped out  grin
Re: Yo Mamma, by yungobie(m): 11:58pm On Nov 25, 2008
bigmodo
your mama is so dumb that she forgot your date of birth grin
Re: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 8:59am On Nov 26, 2008
@ big mumu

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! grin

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