DigitalSignal: Ladies won't kill us with their dressing! It's not enough for them makeing us (the normal ones) go crazy about them, but now even a mad man can't control himself again! Chai! Why have they started arousing sexual feelings in mad men with their dressing? E no easy for mad men again o! Imagine a mad man running after a lady in the street shouting, ''No way, she can't just make my thing stand like this and go! I must do her; i must free myself from this''! Wow, mad men are in trouble these days that ladies have added another dimension to their madness by dressing so provocatively with the intention to 'kill' the men! We're ready to die admiring you *Chuckles* but, please spare the mad men on the street. On this fateful day, a lady just alighted from a taxi. A mad man was sitting some distance away from where the taxi stopped for her to alight. Right from when she alighted, this mad man had been looking at her, but when she got closer he started behaving funny; he scratched his head and gave a kind of smile that suggested something was tickling him inside! He buried his hands in his trousers and started playing with something around his waist where that thing which can find satisfaction only in the body of a woman is! As she walked past him and put some distance between them, he got up! He looked into the sky, his mouth moving but no one heard what he was saying! At that time the man between his legs had been so provoked that it assumed different dimensions and was struggling to go 'hunting'! The next thing we heard from him was, ''Waitin'', his hands placed over the enlarged area around his waist, ''how can this girl do this to me? This thing can't remain like this, no way''! He started running towards her saying those words above. Looking back and seeing that the mad man was running after her, she started running too! ...It's bad enough they're mad but why are the ladies adding more to it? Ladies why una com ad anoda dimension to their madness with una dressing? E gud like dat, ehn?

seunfly: That is marketing strategy, will you blame a mad man for trying to patronise a marketed product.

rokiatu:

If I can see posts like this on nairaland even once a month I will never quit. You can't get this from even internationally comedy shows. OH my days this is funny.


WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS DID THE MAD MEN CATCH HER?

specialguest: Lolz id like to hear more of this story... I can imagine what would have happened if this incident occured on a lonely street at night..

Smuthx: This kind of post is not worth to be discussed here. We are civilised here. I believe this place is not a run-down poverty striken location where nonsense and gabbage is raised as an issue to be analysed.

Plarp: I think the real question is... why are they so many "mad men" in nigeria?

Plarp: I think the real question is... why are they so many "mad men" in nigeria?

tpacalipse: I think the real quetion is....... Why are there so many MAD ladies in Nigeria?

Smuthx: This kind of post is not worth to be discussed here. We are civilised here. I believe this place is not a run-down poverty striken location where nonsense and gabbage is raised as an issue to be analysed.

yejhiz-kebab:
I gues u shld jst get ur self off d trend or
better stl stop pretendin to be wat u'r nt..this trend is a very sensible one in that it wil caution girls on wat nt and wat to wear so as nt to be disgraced or embarrasd out thr.All in d name of civilizatn and westernizatn,ppl av suddenly 4gotn their sense of decency!

DigitalSignal: Ladies won't kill us with their dressing! It's not enough for them makeing us (the normal ones) go crazy about them, but now even a mad man can't control himself again! Chai! Why have they started arousing sexual feelings in mad men with their dressing? E no easy for mad men again o! Imagine a mad man running after a lady in the street shouting, ''No way, she can't just make my thing stand like this and go! I must do her; i must free myself from this''! Wow, mad men are in trouble these days that ladies have added another dimension to their madness by dressing so provocatively with the intention to 'kill' the men! We're ready to die admiring you *Chuckles* but, please spare the mad men on the street. On this fateful day, a lady just alighted from a taxi. A mad man was sitting some distance away from where the taxi stopped for her to alight. Right from when she alighted, this mad man had been looking at her, but when she got closer he started behaving funny; he scratched his head and gave a kind of smile that suggested something was tickling him inside! He buried his hands in his trousers and started playing with something around his waist where that thing which can find satisfaction only in the body of a woman is! As she walked past him and put some distance between them, he got up! He looked into the sky, his mouth moving but no one heard what he was saying! At that time the man between his legs had been so provoked that it assumed different dimensions and was struggling to go 'hunting'! The next thing we heard from him was, ''Waitin'', his hands placed over the enlarged area around his waist, ''how can this girl do this to me? This thing can't remain like this, no way''! He started running towards her saying those words above. Looking back and seeing that the mad man was running after her, she started running too! ...It's bad enough they're mad but why are the ladies adding more to it? Ladies why una com ad anoda dimension to their madness with una dressing? E gud like dat, ehn?

Smuthx: This kind of post is not worth to be discussed here. We are civilised here. I believe this place is not a run-down poverty striken location where nonsense and gabbage is raised as an issue to be analysed.

olumaxi: OP,may u neva die..lwkmd

DigitalSignal:
Really? As for your question, yes!

gree-die:


did he.....?

DigitalSignal:
You want to know?

Tolexander: You think say madman no sabi differentiate paradise from hell!

gboss4sure: Abeg come complete de tori.