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Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by darealez(m): 1:38pm On Jan 23, 2013
Cristiano Ronaldo died in
a single vehicle crash
on Route 80 between
Morristown and Roswell.
He was pronounced
dead at the scene by paramedics responding
to the vehicle accident
and was identified by
photo ID found on his
body. Alcohol and drugs
do not appear to have been a factor in this
accident – January 23,
2013 Highway Safety
Investigators have told
reporters that Cristiano
Ronaldo lost control while driving a friend’s
vehicle on Interstate 80
and rolled the vehicle
several times killing him
instantly. The vehicle
was believed to have been traveling at
approximately 95 miles
per hour in a 55mph
zone at the time of
the accident. Witnesses
have stated that Cristiano Ronaldo’s car
crossed the double lines
several times prior to
the accident and hit
the center lane divider
causing the vehicle to flip and roll. Toxicology
tests will be performed
to determine whether
he was driving under
an influence, however
initial findings indicate that drugs or alcohol
did not contribute in
any way to this
accident as it was more
likely to been caused
by road conditions. Memorial services for
Cristiano Ronaldo have
not yet been
announced. The service
is expected to be a
closed casket funeral due to the severe head
trauma.

As much as one
would’ve thought all these
were true, it is
nothing but a rumour
after-all.
THIS STORY IS 100% FAKE!
It’s all from an
entertainment website,
and also a totally
fake article based on
zero truth and a
complete work of fiction for entertainment
purposes! This story
was dynamically
generated using a
generic ‘template’ and
is not factual. Any reference to specific
individuals has been
100% fabricated by
some web site visitors
who have created fake
stories by entering a name into a blank
‘non-specific’ template
for the purpose of
entertainment. www.cristiano.ronaldo.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80_m.php
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by Jezyfreezman(m): 1:45pm On Jan 23, 2013
Kai...4 were u hear dis?....u beta qo job forum,dere ar vacancy of ur choice in dere.....jobLess #Well angry
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by darealez(m): 2:08pm On Jan 23, 2013
Jezyfreezman: Kai...4 were u hear dis?....u beta qo job forum,dere ar vacancy of ur choice in dere.....jobLess #Well angry
follow the link n stop talking nonsense!
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by Judolisco: 11:39pm On Mar 22, 2013
Its fake jst confirmed it
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by chynabest(m): 12:53pm On Mar 24, 2013
Jobless ediot wit there jobless rumor
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by saidumkc: 6:47pm On Mar 24, 2013
Are u kidding me? The website reads copyright 2011, so are we currently seeing his ghost? Abeg go find better job to do jareh.
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by Gistben: 9:46pm On Mar 24, 2013
dis story might be true oh cos even europian sport sites has it too.
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by mayorakins1(m): 4:59pm On Mar 25, 2013
How cm dis affect d price of garri 4 market... Ptchewww

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