2go business room
*sharpboi joined room
sharpboi : hi rum, plz i have a new nokia e5 4 sale
seun : sharpboi, have u paid 4 your advert on nairaland?
mumu : sharpboi, na how much?
Sharpboi : na 10k bros
mumu : na wer u dey stay?
Sharpboi : i dey stay 4 choba, ph
mumu : sharpboi, u sure say dat non b my new phone wen dey steal?
Sharpboi : no bros, na my own
mumu : eh... Eh...?
Sharpboi : eh
mumu : na as d phone b?
Sharpboi : u know as e5 dey b na bros, just dat this one na white
mumu : white? Sharpboi, u sure say dat non b my phone wen dey steal?
Sharpboi : bros, na why u dey harrass me 4 public na? I don tell u b4 say na my own
mumu : eh... Eh...?
Sharpboi : eh
mumu : well sha, i don dey worry bcuz if i see am i go know if na my own.
Sharpboi : bros, na how u go take know if na your own? Na only u get white e5?
Mumu : na small thing na, 4 my own eh?
Sharpboi : eh
mumu : if u open d battery cover eh, remove d battery eh, u go see where i use knive take write 'mumu' very small, if u non look am well eh, u non go see am and na only me na know.
Sharpboi : eh... Eh...?
Mumu : eh, so na how we go take see na?
Mumu : hello, sharpboi wer u dey na?
Mumu : seun, abeg u see sharpboi?
Seun : mumu, have u paid 4 advert on nairaland?
*sharpboi leave room
mumu : seun, see dis sharpboi na mumu o..., e don go, he non know say i dey serious to buy d phone.