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Bitchology by bababuff(m): 10:28am On Mar 04, 2008
A woman will always want to score cheap goals at every opportunity. I got this Lengthy lecture from a girl just because I told her not to be "bitchy"

BITCHOLOGY   

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.

Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY  way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea
of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a bitch , so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself


B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman


B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything



Meanwhile, she call me a Dick head, before I told her not to be a bitch.  angry

By the way, what is "Dick head"?
Re: Bitchology by asquare2: 11:46am On Mar 04, 2008
total rubish.engage urself in more productive things.
Re: Bitchology by seunspice(m): 12:11pm On Mar 04, 2008
i think i saw this on FFO today, great write up from the feminist point of view though. love it
Re: Bitchology by iice(f): 3:20pm On Mar 04, 2008
He he he he cool tongue
Re: Bitchology by debson(m): 3:40pm On Mar 04, 2008
This is cool grin

I'm going to send this to my girl friend.  grin cheesy

thank u @poster.
Re: Bitchology by Nobody: 3:43pm On Mar 04, 2008
bababuff:

A woman will always want to score cheap goals at every opportunity. I got this Lengthy lecture from a girl just because I told her not to be "bitchy"

BITCHOLOGY

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.

Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea
of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a bitch , so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself


B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman


B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything



Meanwhile, she call me a Dick head, before I told her not to be a bitch. angry

By the way, what is "Dick head"?


Standing ovation for my sister.
@Poster, hope someone helped you scrape you jaw from the floor after she was through with you. " omen like to score cheap points" Indeed. If e easy, score your own cheap point
Re: Bitchology by outlaws(m): 8:57am On Mar 05, 2008
cool

Bitch 101
Intro. To Bitchology. This class should make it to university studies.
Re: Bitchology by jkpretty(f): 9:09am On Mar 05, 2008
Guess she showed u the kind of bitch she is grin
Re: Bitchology by ty4real(m): 9:19am On Mar 05, 2008
@Poster!
Quite cool grin grin
Re: Bitchology by kolaoloye(m): 1:51pm On Mar 05, 2008
@poster,
     Dick-head means `action before emotion`
Re: Bitchology by emiemi(f): 2:57pm On Mar 05, 2008
I also got a mail on this same bitchology from a colleague this morning and i was like wow!
Nice definitions there. To all the guys with a female boss, guess this kinda xplain what kind
of woman she really is.

To all the BITCHES in the house, say yea yea cheesy
Re: Bitchology by Nobody: 2:59pm On Mar 05, 2008
yea yea! cheesy
Re: Bitchology by seunspice(m): 3:46pm On Mar 05, 2008
michelin89:

yea yea! cheesy

cool blog maam. wink
Re: Bitchology by Nobody: 4:04pm On Mar 05, 2008
Thank you!
Re: Bitchology by ariblaze(m): 9:12pm On Mar 05, 2008
so are you saying a guy can get away

with calling a lady

BITCH
Re: Bitchology by choco4life(m): 9:31pm On Mar 05, 2008
shouts out to all the Bitches out there.
Re: Bitchology by Nobody: 10:04pm On Mar 05, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Bitchology by tommyex(m): 10:10pm On Mar 05, 2008
hey baby Jus sayin Hi 2 you
Hope u chillin?
Re: Bitchology by Nobody: 10:12pm On Mar 05, 2008
tommyex:

hey baby Jus sayin Hi 2 you
Hope u chillin?

angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry cheater!!
Re: Bitchology by tommyex(m): 10:13pm On Mar 05, 2008
I no get??
Re: Bitchology by Nobody: 10:16pm On Mar 05, 2008
tommyex:

I no get??
eh en? you know what i've been hearing all over NL? that you've been cheating angry angry
Re: Bitchology by somze(f): 10:22pm On Mar 05, 2008
U guys r married?
Re: Bitchology by tommyex(m): 10:26pm On Mar 05, 2008
NIKE
no dey mind beefers now,u know now

Somze
kinda,bt not legallyexcept she fit deny me again as usual
Re: Bitchology by somze(f): 10:30pm On Mar 05, 2008
Nice understanding u guys have grin
Re: Bitchology by tempestous: 10:32pm On Mar 05, 2008
tommyex:

NIKE
no dey mind beefers now,u know now

Somze
kind of,bt not legallyexcept she fit deny me again as usual
legally ko illegaly ni

@somze
dnt mind him jare. . .he does not know what he's saying. . .yes, i just got banned, again. seun does not have anything else to do
Re: Bitchology by tommyex(m): 10:34pm On Mar 05, 2008
what he is sayin?
I dont get u brother
Somze
abi o,tanx
Re: Bitchology by tempestous: 10:47pm On Mar 05, 2008
ahhhhhhhh. . . .tommy, dnt mind me jare. . .but who are you married to again? i dnt remeber saying "I Do"
Re: Bitchology by somze(f): 10:57pm On Mar 05, 2008
Toyin
Which one is it?

Are you married to him or not?

na wa o, tommy u dey try no be small . . . e be like say na amnesia grin

And why were u banned again? What do you do to him sef?
Re: Bitchology by tommyex(m): 10:59pm On Mar 05, 2008
I FEEL U NOW,i am married to. . . .4give me but i hav 4gotten her name,i ll check my records right away

Somze cheesy,leave my Toyin ooi dey cut anywayeasy
Re: Bitchology by henry007(m): 11:01pm On Mar 05, 2008
wats crackin up in here, its ur boi 50 cent henry007, and here its 99%, so HOTT!!
toyin how is lyf?
Re: Bitchology by tempestous: 11:02pm On Mar 05, 2008
somze:

Toyin
Which one is it?

Are you married to him or not?

na wa o, tommy u dey try no be small . . . e be like say na amnesia grin

And why were u banned again? What do you do to him sef?
hisssssssssssssssss. . .you're not serious. . .and the answer is no. tommy is just my security guard. i think the guy got knocked on the head, maybe that's why he thinks he's married. .

tommyex:

I FEEL You NOW,i am married to. . . .4give me but i hav 4gotten her name,i ll check my records right away

Somze cheesy,leave my Toyin ooi dey cut anywayeasy
you see? you can't even remember who you're "married" to. . .your toyin ko your tomato ni <long hiss>
Re: Bitchology by tempestous: 11:03pm On Mar 05, 2008
henry007:

wats crackin up in here, its your boi 50 cent henry007, and here its 99%, so HOTT!!
toyin how is lyf?
me thinks you lost your way. . . this is not FORUM GAMES o. . .heheheh grin grin cheesy cheesy

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