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Read It Or Leave It by Nobody: 11:19am On Jan 24, 2013
Akpors gets married and on his
wedding night he calls his father
for some tips on whatto do, since
he has never been with a woman
before.
Akpors: so what do i do first?
His father: take her clothes off
and lay her on the bed.
5 minutes later akpors on the
phone again.
"she is naked and in bed, what do
i do now?"
his father can't believe what heis
hearing.
Father: take your damn clothes
off and get into bed with her"
after another 5 minutes poor
akpors is on thephone again.
Akpors: dad i'm naked and in bed
with her, what do i do now?.
His dad's patience is now running
thin so he says,
"shit son, do i have to spell
everything out for you? Just put
the hardest thing in your body
Into where she pees, Good night!!!
Just when the old man starts
snoring, Akpors is on the phone
again.
Akpors: ok dad, i have my head in
the toilet bowl, what do i do next?
Akpors father: DROWN
YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOTTTT. gringringringrin

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Re: Read It Or Leave It by princysharma90(f): 12:34pm On Jan 24, 2013
Oppsss....Poor Akpors... grin
Re: Read It Or Leave It by Hardeybympeh(f): 1:02pm On Jan 24, 2013
GRIN GRIN
Re: Read It Or Leave It by Nobody: 9:36am On Jan 25, 2013
princysharma90: Oppsss....Poor Akpors... grin



grin grin grin
Re: Read It Or Leave It by Ruqaya(f): 3:17pm On Jan 25, 2013
hmmmn
Re: Read It Or Leave It by Nobody: 12:26pm On Oct 18, 2013
Ruqaya: hmmmn


gerrout jor

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