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Some Current Definitions You Need To Know: by Ewizard(m): 3:28pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
SCHOOL: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. STUDENT: someone who knows little of everything. PROFESSOR: someone that knows a lot about so little. LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. NURSE: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage. CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. HOUSE OF REPS. : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. COMPROMISE : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. DICTIONARY : A place where success comes before work. FATHER: A banker provided by nature. CRIMINAL: A guy not different from the rest....except that he got caught. BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. DOCTOR : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes. E.T.C .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. |
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