An angry wife (Ekaitte) 2 her
husband
(Akpors) on phone.
Ekaitte: Where the hell are
you? ...
... Akpors: Honey, u remember
dat gold shop
where u saw the diamond
necklace & totally
fell in luv wit it?
Ekaitte (relaxed): Yes, my king
Akpors: Remember I had no
cash 2 buy it 4 u
dat day & I said I will buy it 4 u
one day?
Ekaitte (totally relaxed with a
smile & a blush):
Yes I remember my love!
Akpors: Good, I am in a beer
palour next to
that shop!

More to come...

A Community pastor was getting
tired of
hearing his congregation
confess of adultery
every time.
So, he told the community to
adopt saying
they have "fallen" & not go into
details.
(As he would understand)
The old Pastor died & Pastor
Akpors - a new
pastor from outside the town
was sworn in.
Everyday people go to him & say
they have
fallen.
Pastor Akpors being concerned &
not
knowing what's going on called
the village
chief & said to him,
"I think u should get the
pavements fixed,
people tell me that they have
fallen everyday."
The Chief laughed hysterically
knowing exactly
what it means.
"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors.
"Your wife fell 7 times this week"
The chief fainted

Nice 1

I love d jokes

1)Akpos goes to a store for
groceries. He finds cat food at a
very special low price. He buys
a dozen cans of cat food. The
manager sees this and thinks
that Akpos probably doesn't
own a cat and he might give
the cat food to his children. He
goes to Akpos and ask him to
bring the cat as proof for him
to buy the cat food. Akpos goes
and bring his cat and the
manager lets him buy the
dozen cans.
A few days later Akpos finds
dog food at a low lower price.
He buys a dozen cans of dog
food. Again the manager wants
proof that he owns the dog.
Akpos goes to get his dog and
the manager lets him buy.
A few days later Akpos goes to
the store carrying a bag. He ask
the manager to put his hand in
the bag and feel what is inside.
After feeling what's in the bag
the manager says, "What the
f**k? What is this? Is this shit?"
Akpos nodded and replied, "Yes
I wanted to buy toilet paper
and I don't want you to send
me back for proof again."


2)akpos a bus driver was arguing with his coductor on who was more brilliant.

DRIVER: U nor go school.
CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school
pass u.
DRIVER: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2?
CONDUCTOR: Ahan! Very easy!
Dat one na 22 now.
DRIVER: Fool! Person tell u d
answer for back abi.

LOL! Funny Akpors Jokes
Akpors and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their mariage!!! . A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.
He narrated, "We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped & my wife fell down. She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said 'this is your first time'.
After a while,it happened again. She patted the horse again and said 'this is your second time". The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her, 'Are you crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did you kill the horse...... She gave me a grave look and said 'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME". Ever since then we have been living very happily

See More Funny Akpors here>>>www.rosyside.com/pt/Funniest-Akpors-Jokes-Collection-10.11.2013/discussion.htm

Akpors was caught red handed by
his principal writing
"MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL"
PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you
writing? [about to
Slap Akpors].
AKPORS: Sir, I have not finished
writing it.
PRINCIPAL: [angry] What do you
mean. You are
insulting me and you are telling me
that you have not
finished?
AKPORS: This is not what I want to
write.
PRINCIPAL: So what did you want
to write?
AKPORS: I wanted to write "MAY
GOD PUNISH MY
PRINCIPAL'S ENEMIES"

One word for akpos.

One day, akporz was in school and the teacher said, 'anybody dat does not answer my question will not go home'. Akporz quickly throw his school bag on the ground and the teacher asked: who owns dis school bag. Akporz: it is mine. Goodbye ma

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