Akpos 1st day in new school.

Teacher: There will be an elementary science test next week.
Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business.
On test day, teacher lines up abt 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible.
Question 1. Looking at the leg of a bird write down its common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc.
After about 20mins of frustration and not writing down anything, Akpos storms to the teachers desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher.
'Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home!'
Teacher: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is your name?
Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg: Oya u too, look my leg na, tell me my name, my surname, where I dey live, which tribe I come from, oya na..!

laugh wan kill me

this joke tight well - well, keep it up 100%

Would be nice if people view and comment.

BTW why don't moderators ever move jokes to front page.

Funny?? Impossible definition 4 ur post thread owner

Rily funny,gat me rolling on d floor.thumbs up.

Laff wan kill me

israel007: Would be nice if people view and comment.

BTW why don't moderators ever move jokes to front page.

because some of the jokes are copy and paste. Like this one the op edited it.

funny

very funny

Hmmmmm..... If I were in the teacher's shoes....

Nw dis is JOKE!

babarazy: because some of the jokes are copy and paste. Like this one the op edited it.

so because it is copy and paste it doesn't come across as funny. what of the information on politics section that make front page. isn't it copy and paste. if you are allowed to write something of your own, would you ever make front page.

Finally, something original (well i think)

Extremely funny

LMAO...............i almost choke with laughter.........thanks

Hahaha akpors you stupid negro

I laugh everyday because I read this over and over.

9ce one

cant stop lafn. U try!

This is joke

Very funny.... ROFL..

NekyLove:
cant stop lafn. U try!

U no get laffing brake?

israel007:

if you are allowed to write something of your own, would you ever make front page.

I will be back with the answer. Pls, bear with me.