British police only give you a caution or Penalty Notice for Disorder an £80 on-the-spot fine for a Possessing small amount of Cannabis for the first time and second time you are caught the third you will be arrested straight and charge for Possessing class B drug

Well, here in Nigeria, did you know that;

It's illegal to deface, tear or reject the naira?

Attempted suicide carries a jail term of life imprisonment

kels on point: U will be ban if u dare mention garri on a public forum called (nairaland)









[s]Mod Abeg pardon me.i was just quoting the law [/s]

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No 3 is absolutely correct as it is a law. The fact that you did it doesn't stop it from being a law and its good now to know that when next you do it be aware that you are breaking a law and when caught you face the consequencies. This is a warning to all does sugar daddies that takes small girls(Aristos) to Dubai to go and spoil.

I love all the laws

Until a girl is 3yrs old her hair cannot be braided in uk. Its called child abuse.

Laws that should be made in nigeria 1 police man or woman caught collecting #20 should be give 20 years imprisonment.
2. If PHCN take light in your area. The manger should be flog by how many minutes or hours the light is taken.

Laws that should be made in Nigeria
{1} police man or woman caught collecting #20 should be give 20 years imprisonment.
{2}. If PHCN take light in your area. The manger should be flog by how many minutes or hours the light is taken.

Paroh_frey: Is No 3 really true? I doubt.

i guess you are talking from experience

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- Attempted suicide was considered
attepted murder. At one
time, this was subject to the death
penalty.(North carolina)

THE ONLY TRUTH HERE IS 11, 13 ANS 15 OTHERS ARE CHEAP FAME.

micki83:
Lol.I've heard of some too:
1)In wilbur,washington,it's illegal to ride an "ugly" horse(I wonder who determines d beauty of a horse)
2)In florida,it's illegal to fight in public after 6pm on "thursday" (any other day of d week is just fine,lol)
3)In liverpool,it's illegal for a woman to walk around topless,unless she's selling exotic fish at d fish market(in that case,it's totally legal to show off ur boobies!)
4)In indonesia,m.asturbation(and being caught) is punished by beheading!(Are u f.ucking kidding me?!)
5)In louisiana,it's illegal to rob a bank and then shoot the teller with a water-pistol.(So wuld-be-bank-robbers,pls shhot d teller with real bullets;u don't wanna be on d wrong side of d law,do u?hehehe)
6)If anewly proposed law in hawaii is passed,requesting a copy of barak obama's birth certificate will become illegal!(Oh shoot!just wen I was thinking of goin to hawaii and requesting barak's B.C!what a bummer!)
7)In tibet,monks wishing to reincarnate must 1st register with a govt.agency.(Em...can someone giv me a pen and shave my head,pls?)
In florida,having s.ex with a porcupine is illegal(thank God for goats,pigs,hedghogs etc)
9)In lebanon,a man caught having s.ex with a male animal faces death penalty.having s.ex with a female animal is just fine,though.
10)In washington,it's illegal to hav s.ex with a virgin under any circumstances,including d wedding nyte!(WTF! I don't even get dis one!)

Wow! Jzt Wow! No 10 n 9 r still wow-ing me