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Some Occupations God Is Watching.add Urs by Jazzgreen(m): 2:31pm On Jan 26, 2013
it amazes me wen some people pray each day and expect God to answer it.below are some of d people whom i dnt knw wat God has to say about thier prayers.pls add others and let the fun continue..

1. U'r a MORTUARY ATTENDANT,every mornin u pray "GOD LET THERE BE MORE CUSTOMERS", shey u de pray mak more peopl die abi? GOD IS WATCHIN YOU.
2. U'r an OGA POLICE, every mornin u pray, "GOD LET THERE BE MORE CUSTOMERS" .shey u want more people to commit crime abi.no wonder 9ja is nt gettin beta.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU.
3. U'r a MOTOR MECHANIC,every mornin u pray,"GOD LET THERE BE MORE CUSTOMERS". shey mak people's car spoil every minute abi.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU.
4. U'r a DOCTOR,every mornin u pray,"GOD LET THERE BE MORE PATIENTS".shey mak more peopl fall sick abi?.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU.
5. U'r a male GYNOCOLOGIST,every mornin u pray,"GOD LET THERE BE MORE CUSTOMERS".shey mak u de c other women's püssy abi?.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU.
6. Oga driver,every mornin u keep prayin; "GOD LET THERE BE MORE CUSTOMERS".shey u no want other peopl to get dr own car,even those dat hav,u want dem to loose dr car so they can enter ur bus/taxi abi?.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU.
7. Oga ENGINEER, dis ur prayer sayin,"GOD LET THERE BE MORE WORK".i dnt knw if ur plannin for niger bridge or mainland bridge to collapse so u can be called for reconstruction. anyway,GOD IS WATCHIN U TOO.
8. U'r a lawyer, every morning u pray, "GOD LET THERE BE MORE CLIENTS".shey mak trouble makers multiply abi?.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU.

Add more,dnt spoil the fun abeg....

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