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Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by CFCfan(m): 2:52am On Jan 27
^^^
She is against a "govt take-over of the healthcare system" and a staunch believer in the 2nd Amendment. grin

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Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by babyosisi(f): 2:53am On Jan 27
Afam4eva:
So, you're republican? Maka gini kwanu?

I turned democrat just for Obama and he has moved too much to the left,I don't agree with him on many levels
Their views ( republicans) are in line with mine for the most part

Traditional family
Smaller government
Curtailing welfare
In God we stand
Anti abortion
Lower taxes

Hopefully we will have a better candidate come next election and change the bad image given the party

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Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Shugamania(f): 2:55am On Jan 27
CFCfan:

Na satire o. It's not real news.

Okayy.. I for fear o.
Long time, chelsea fan.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by bongila(f): 2:55am On Jan 27
Tehehehehehehe! Comic relief! cheesy cheesy
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by kabukabu50(m): 2:57am On Jan 27
So why is this on the FP...the OP is jobless.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by davidylan(m): 2:59am On Jan 27
babyosisi:

I turned democrat just for Obama and he has moved too much to the left,I don't agree with him on many levels
Their views ( republicans) are in line with mine for the most part

Traditional family
Smaller government
Curtailing welfare
In God we stand
Anti abortion
Lower taxes

Hopefully we will have a better candidate come next election and change the bad image given the party


Osisi bia, i disagree with you on this one. the right is so far right that anything in the center is now called the extreme left.
Do the republicans truly believe in the "traditional family"?
Anti-abortion - which is quite odd considering the repubs are supposed to be the party of the free... until it comes to what you do in your bedroom and with your fetus.
Lower taxes? - for the rich only. The rest of us get saddled with higher fees, payroll taxes and co.
smaller government? - what does that even mean? you want a small government YET want to be at war with Libya, Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq and Pakistan at the same time?
Welfare reform? - You mean corporate welfare reform?

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Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by musiwa14: 3:05am On Jan 27
noway... how do you blame obama for beyonce mistake.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by romanlaw(m): 3:10am On Jan 27
Lol! Fake gist : But if. Its secretly true then GEJ has been vindicated by been himself, natural during the Amanpour interview.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by 2legit2qwt: 3:11am On Jan 27
Resign over wetin? Bunch of comedians, that's why no one takes the republicans serious these days.
So much uproar over nothing, it wasn't like she used someone else's voice, haters!

Republicans, a party of misplaced priorities grin grin grin

Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Asiwaju9ja(m): 3:14am On Jan 27
Mtcheeeew. I been think say na better thing them want say Obama and beyonce do(Them catch them)

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Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by CFCfan(m): 3:18am On Jan 27
And the thread has made the frontpage. grin
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by tellwisdom(m): 3:25am On Jan 27
Awon o lor te sad
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Princepioneer(m): 3:31am On Jan 27
shocked But why would Beyonce make a mistake singing their anthem in a ceremony been viewed world wide huh....................mind control.......illuminati things *if you know what i mean* . Dont take things for granted, for you never know the motives behind it. #Pointblank#
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by spicyhoney(f): 3:40am On Jan 27
It is just a joke.
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Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by greatgod2012(f): 4:11am On Jan 27
Larry-Sun:
VIEWING THIS TOPIC:

Wow! Do you guys ever sleep?


And what about you.......are you viewing, reading and typing in your dream?

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Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by koruji(m): 4:13am On Jan 27
How dare you?
Who prayed for GEJ to fail? Nobody.
If anybody prayed for failure it was GEJ himself who equated being the Nigerian presidency to being the Almighty.
He is currently running around town, "humbling" himself and showing off phantom achievements - but nobody is deceived.

The worst thing about the man is he is a turncoat.
The other day he & his aides had the audacity to call Nigerians "the sons of anger".
These same "sons of anger" rescued him from the jaws of Turai to restore his right to be Acting President.
But for the intervention of these "sons of anger" GEJ would have simply become a forgotten footnote to Nigerian history by now.

All I know is that Nigerians should not let themselves be deceived come 2015.


Afam4eva: Like Obama, Like Goodluck Jonathan. Do you know what these two people have in common? From the get go, majority of people especially from majority groups have been praying for them to fail. While Jonathan has heeded to this call, Obama hasn't. Very soon they'll tell obama to resign for drinking a coffee that was made in afghanistan. This people are sounding like the opposition parties we know in Nigeria.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by greatgod2012(f): 4:19am On Jan 27
Joke of d month!.........
This month is almost gone and we arent got a joke to laugh so hard to, thank God, this came b4 d month is gone, d4, d award of joke of d month goes to this news?
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by abrooks: 4:30am On Jan 27
smiley
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by KingOfThisnDat: 4:34am On Jan 27
Afam4eva: Like Obama, Like Goodluck Jonathan. Do you know what these two people have in common? From the get go, majority of people especially from majority groups have been praying for them to fail. While Jonathan has heeded to this call, Obama hasn't. Very soon they'll tell obama to resign for drinking a coffee that was made in afghanistan. This people are sounding like the opposition parties we know in Nigeria.

Does Afam4eva and the other 4 "smarties" that liked [t]his comment still feel intelligent?

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Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by racetrack: 4:42am On Jan 27
Republican should get over Obama's reelection and focus more On important issues.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Goshen360(m): 4:48am On Jan 27
Larry-Sun:
VIEWING THIS TOPIC:

Wow! Do you guys ever sleep?

First, you must get out of that mentality sir. Do we have to remind you that while some are sleeping in one part of the world, others are still awake. Nairaland is not ONLY for Nigeria viewers.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Goshen360(m): 4:55am On Jan 27
OYINBOGOJU:

“If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?” he said. “If that’s the case, he’s not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway.”


Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-urged-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html#ixzz2J82YgSW9

shocked shocked shocked
Mr. Paul, why don't you go back and watch the video when Obama took the oath of office. After all, you're not greater than the majority of American who voted him into office of the President. cool cool cool
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Sisi_Kill: 4:56am On Jan 27
SMDH! undecided
Andy Borowitz (born January 4, 1958) is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who won the first National Press Club award for humor.

He is known for creating the satirical column "The Borowitz Report",


Nigerians and satire. . .they don't mix at all!!

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Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by jadakiss213(m): 4:58am On Jan 27
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Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Sisi_Kill: 4:59am On Jan 27
davidylan:

Osisi bia, i disagree with you on this one. the right is so far right that anything in the center is now called the extreme left.
Do the republicans truly believe in the "traditional family"?
Anti-abortion - which is quite odd considering the repubs are supposed to be the party of the free... until it comes to what you do in your bedroom and with your fetus.
Lower taxes? - for the rich only. The rest of us get saddled with higher fees, payroll taxes and co.
smaller government? - what does that even mean? you want a small government YET want to be at war with Libya, Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq and Pakistan at the same time?
Welfare reform? - You mean corporate welfare reform?
Well said!!
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by nzeboys: 5:16am On Jan 27
This is complete Bull poo, where did you get this info from. Radio without battery
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Princess1982(f): 5:55am On Jan 27
This news is fake I laughed when I first read this the only person that is catching backlash from this is Beyonce, I for one don't care that she lipped sync the Anthem it sound horrible anyway she probably would of sound better if she actually sung the song. Anyhow a lot of people look at it as a disrespectful to lip the national anthem.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by Libkid(m): 6:07am On Jan 27
Lolz.wat a news!
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by ChiSun27(m): 6:19am On Jan 27
some of u guys shud b kiaful....waitn apn nah? Must u guys attributes anythn negative 2 9ja n GEJ...i taya 4 una ooooo!!!!!! So, americans no de do mztek abi? Rubbish.
Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by sucess001(m): 6:22am On Jan 27
When I saw d topic, I even thot they caught obama straffing beyonce and dat they discovered blue ivy was obama's child....na dt one gan gan be scandal..mmmm

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Re: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by harlos(m): 6:24am On Jan 27
I though they caught them having private affairs don't know it was because she lip-synched the anthem but does that stop him from the country'shuh

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