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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Adurangba(f): 6:21pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
The only country where they see anyone riding on a bicycle as being poor. (Even the OP said this in his opening post) The only country where anything foreign is hyped over anything local The only country where everyone thinks the streets of America/Europe are made with gold The country with the first TV station in Africa but now buys cable TV slots from South Africa. The only country where going abroad makes you think you are better than anyone who hasnt The only country whose wealth has been stolen by people in government but yet say sai baba to these same crooks who flaunt their wealth at them. The only country with over 250 ethnic interests- how you wan govern that kind place? The only country with federal character in their dictionary. Nothing is based on skills but on where you come from. The only country with the largest number of online critics. LOL 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by kutchs: 6:23pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Truckpusher: it is only in Nigeria that you'll find people pretending to love Nigeria more than anyone else yet they only surface in topics like this to show their love for Nigeria...i prefer to call them fair weather citizensRead what you wrote again and tell me if you made sense. I love Nigeria, I dont pretend about it. She has given me so much to be proud of her and the actions/views of pple like you and our greedy leaders cant change it. |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by RuthIsaac(f): 6:28pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Well dont mind us black pple, na poverty cause all those thing. |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Ninilowo(m): 6:29pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
flinspiero: It is only in nigeria people dislike prostitution bt secretly visit them at night...lolYES OOOOOO IN CAPITAL LETTERS |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Gboliwe: 6:35pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Orikinla:Woe unto you that you come across such girls in all your luxury yet never moved to help. 2 Likes |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Lakayana: 6:37pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Truckpusher: It is only in Nigeria that the citizens abuse and curse their country yet they still expect their country to be a better place.Correct. 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Lepatohset(f): 6:39pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Tolexander: lol! oga claim down. |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by edoyad(m): 6:40pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
SELFWORTH: Only in Nigeria will a person bringing good tidings be persecuted because he did not wish for the receiver to get $1m |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by crackhouse(m): 6:41pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
it's only in naija that you will see somebody wearing a cloth or using a handset sent by his relation in oversea and the person go dey pose for his friends to know that it was actually sent from UK or USA as if the ones you buy in our local markets were not imported too. |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Ponel: 6:43pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
GospelRapper: A country where a boy wil sign up to facebook as a female and try to extort money frm hs fellow brethren E be like say your guy don do u dis kind ting b4,lol |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by edoyad(m): 6:48pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Karev_wite: onli in 9ja u wil c a dark skinned lady wearing a blonde weavon...nw luks lyk a walking duracell battery Only in Nigeria you'll find people with this kind sharp mouth |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
only in nigeria where you spend three hundred thousand on makeup for your wedding but pay ur security man and house girl girl ten k,only in nigeria where doctor will damage ur eardrum in the name of removing cotton bud and cannot remove it,but insist in trying to break your eardrum till u tell him to stop,and u suggest olive oil therapy and he will agree,lol..only in nigeria where policing and crime use each other for mutual benefit,who be armed robber and who be police,in nigeria fast junk food is a status symbol,home cooked food is local..only in nigeria where we would die for hebrews and arabs and kill our neigbour. 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by ogahope(m): 7:00pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
na naija money 4 gt value pass: no matter hw u makam. Big man na big man. Na here ppl 4 dey do 3 types of marriage: court,tradition nd whit weddin 4 one woman head . Na here som parents 4der sell deir f.male pikin for higher bidder. Na here students 4 dey know book pass teacher/lecturers.....mi ppl d matter plenti |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by victorian(f): 7:05pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
With all the series of pages , about Nigerians attitude? What does it shows us about Nigerians?.... Which We all, knows its so clear and glaring.. Nija I hail thee |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Redstone(m): 7:18pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
eDon_tey: Na only in naija all our parents carry 1st when them dey school Big LOL, na hustler be dat na, him go sey him dey hustle. Hustlers dress very well, but have no dime on them. |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by dnawah(m): 7:20pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Where someone said"I prefer London to UK during winter"he is correct in away o! London is england.may be he is refering to the other kingdoms like scotland |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Tolexander: 7:23pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Lepatohset:aunty! I never claim up ma o |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Revolva(m): 7:23pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Only in Nigeria the call all noodles Indomie- aboki do indomie for me with two eggs..don't they know indomie is just one out of many brands..there is golden penny,dangote and many but we dey call of dem indomie... Again SUV Cars -- only here if someone buys a SUV? Be it a range rover sports, ford explorer, lincoln navigator, bmw x6, nissan armada,toyota highlander,mercedes brand of suv,infinity suv, -Nigerians call all of them JEEP !! Haba dot they know that jeep is a brand itself..all SUV can't be jeep but jeep has an SUV brand.. Mr A. Has bought a lincoln navigator jeep, thank d lord!! Omo see that bmw x6 jeep!! The car na die!!!! Hahah |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Deeaba(m): 7:23pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
It is only in Naija dat sum1 owns a landrover but he's not a landlord. 3 Likes |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Adurangba(f): 7:26pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Only in Nigeria will someone earning 100k per month buy a car worth 1.2m Naira and they will thank God for him, but when someone earning 10m and above per month buys a car worth 30m Naira, they call it misplaced priority, why isint he spending the money feeding beggars. 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Adurangba(f): 7:28pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Only in Nigeria will they think it is an offence to own a big car worth say 7m Naira and live as a tenant. Na 7m go make him a landlord? Mtcheeww. |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by milkydaddy(m): 7:32pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
It is only in naija,girls they form as if them no dey go toilet go shit It is only in naija,landlord no dey build toilet for thier house,expect pig to eat shit It is only in naija,a student dey hav 9 carryovers in a semester and still dey claim sey nah lecturers fail am It is only in naija,many poeple preffer kpomo to meat It is only in naija,ABA boys go produce shoe,and write made in italy It is only in naija,girl is using brazilian wig worth of #15,0000 and her parent still dey own six months house rent It is only in naija,president dey use #3m to chop in a day,while his citizens no fit afford #300 for daily square meal It is only in naija,governor dey arrest goat. it is only in naija,poeple dey shit 4 nylon bag and throw it on the high way. It is only in naija,teacher go mess 4 classroom and asking 4 who mess?and purnish the whole students in the class It is only in naija,95% people call every toothpaste maclean It is only in naija,people consider tokunbo goods as original It is only in naija,we call every man of God as daddy It is only in naija,99% people call every suv car jeep It is only in naija,we believe that,it is only a sick man on hospital bed,that can drinks bournvita It is only in naija,federal govt dey plan to give farmers phone 4 Likes |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Adurangba(f): 7:33pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Only in Nigeria they think you cant be rich unless you are aided by government contracts. Every rich man is a dubious character in the eyes of Nigerians. 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Azukaorji(m): 7:37pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Its only in nigeria dat u will see presidents,governor even SENTORs campaign with ROAD,ELEcTRICITY as if they will do it with their personal money....lol 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Adurangba(f): 7:39pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Only in Nigeria will someone stay online 365 days of th year criticising government but will not be found voting in the general elections. Neither does he pay tax. 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Azukaorji(m): 7:44pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Azukaorji: Its only in nigeria dat u will see presidents,governor even SENTORs campaign with ROAD,ELEcTRICITY as if they will do it with their personal money....lolonly in nigeria u will see president making irregal coment and fear no querry........and d first lady speeks english as if she never write her JUNior WAEC...patience sorry ooooo.i just speek my mind |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by KINGwax(m): 7:46pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
ifemiide:ur teacher is incompetent for setting questions for exams wen he already knw the answer, no? |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by meetmeonline: 7:46pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
berem: space reserved.brbhmm! Sotei some people are scrambling for space to post...Nairaland is a near perfect web idea...many will remain loyalist for life...and that means; traffic forever...(web developers will understand me better) |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Bofemsky(f): 7:46pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Only in Nigeria you'll see a man paying subscription for DSTV Premium package monthly but still dey live inside 1 room with wife and 4 children. 2 Likes |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by meetmeonline: 7:55pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Azukaorji: only in nigeria u will see president making irregal coment and fear no querry........and d first lady speeks english as if she never write her JUNior WAEC...patience sorry ooooo.i just speek my mind.......Azuka, please! please!! please!!! do not marry who'll become the president tomorrow o! because what I am reading here means you'll surely become Madam Patience the 2nd 3 Likes |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by crackhouse(m): 7:55pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
it's only in naija that governors will build fly-over and round-about junctions and people will troop out in large numbers to celebrate the opening ceremony as if those things were built with the governor's money. they see it as a favour. 1 Like |
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
raycomray: Its in Nigeria, Warri to be precise that a girl having a BB Bold5 died because of untreated Malaria and Typhoid disease. Her parents could not raise the initial deposit of 10k required for the hospital to start treatment. She died sorry to say this...It is only in Nigeria that a girl who also was sick unto death like this was treated by her male friend for free yet she paid him with evil...smh people actually chase good samaritans away sometimes. |
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