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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Adurangba(f): 6:21pm On Jan 27, 2013
The only country where they see anyone riding on a bicycle as being poor. (Even the OP said this in his opening post)

The only country where anything foreign is hyped over anything local

The only country where everyone thinks the streets of America/Europe are made with gold

The country with the first TV station in Africa but now buys cable TV slots from South Africa.

The only country where going abroad makes you think you are better than anyone who hasnt

The only country whose wealth has been stolen by people in government but yet say sai baba to these same crooks who flaunt their wealth at them.

The only country with over 250 ethnic interests- how you wan govern that kind place?

The only country with federal character in their dictionary. Nothing is based on skills but on where you come from.

The only country with the largest number of online critics. LOL

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by kutchs: 6:23pm On Jan 27, 2013
Truckpusher: it is only in Nigeria that you'll find people pretending to love Nigeria more than anyone else yet they only surface in topics like this to show their love for Nigeria...i prefer to call them fair weather citizens
Read what you wrote again and tell me if you made sense.

I love Nigeria, I dont pretend about it. She has given me so much to be proud of her and the actions/views of pple like you and our greedy leaders cant change it.
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by RuthIsaac(f): 6:28pm On Jan 27, 2013
Well dont mind us black pple, na poverty cause all those thing.
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Ninilowo(m): 6:29pm On Jan 27, 2013
flinspiero: It is only in nigeria people dislike prostitution bt secretly visit them at night...lol
YES OOOOOO IN CAPITAL LETTERS
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Gboliwe: 6:35pm On Jan 27, 2013
Orikinla:
Which food on their table?
They are still living and eating from their poor parents in the ghettos.
They can't even contribute "Akamu Pap" and "Akara" money. And some go without pads during periods. grin.
Woe unto you that you come across such girls in all your luxury yet never moved to help.

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Lakayana: 6:37pm On Jan 27, 2013
Truckpusher: It is only in Nigeria that the citizens abuse and curse their country yet they still expect their country to be a better place.

It is only in Nigeria that the citizens run away from, only to come back after many years in diaspora and expect the country to change itself.

It is only in Nigeria that the people hate each other based on tribes and ethnicity yet they will not go their seperate ways.

It is only in Nigeria that the people will never rise up against tyranny yet they come on social network to make noise about it.

Correct.

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Lepatohset(f): 6:39pm On Jan 27, 2013
Tolexander: lol!
Nigeria where you see a bike ridder almost being hit by a nissan armanda calling the driver olosi(wretched fellow) who is wretched between them?
A nation where a chelsea fan will say stoke city can't beat 'me' as if he is Abrahimovic.
A country where a couple will collectivety give birth to a child and the husband will say woman, come and carry your child as if he isn't the father.
A society where the husband will be recieving #100 per month with the woman recieving a wage of #1000 per day, and the woman still looking up to the man for the children's school fees, home management allowance and 'owo obe' Without the wife contributing any of her pay.
A community where the religious leader has 4 private jets and the members with no bicycle knowing not what to take for dinner would be told to make a #1000 contribution for the religious leader's birthday party and mum's funeral ceremony.
A club where a #5 stealer is a thief but a $1 billion mismanager is an hero.
A kingdom where a dog will not try to chase a squirel but try to chase the shadow of the flying hawk thinking it will catch the hawk (trying to be metaphorical here with our useless leaders that abandon meaninful/achievable projects to do unachievable ones)
A site where most things done don't affect the price of garri.


oga claim down.
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by edoyad(m): 6:40pm On Jan 27, 2013
SELFWORTH:

Only in Nigeria do you see people on international forum who don't understand the meaning of freedom of expression.

Only in Nigeria do you see people who think they know it all but infact know nothing at all.

Only in Nigeria do you see a 40 year old man with the brain of a two year old.

Only in Nigeria(and on NL) do people CLAIM to come from 'good homes' but abuse and insult other people's parents because they do not agree with your comment.

Only in Nigeria will a person bringing good tidings be persecuted because he did not wish for the receiver to get $1m
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by crackhouse(m): 6:41pm On Jan 27, 2013
it's only in naija that you will see somebody wearing a cloth or using a handset sent by his relation in oversea and the person go dey pose for his friends to know that it was actually sent from UK or USA as if the ones you buy in our local markets were not imported too.
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Ponel: 6:43pm On Jan 27, 2013
GospelRapper: A country where a boy wil sign up to facebook as a female and try to extort money frm hs fellow brethren


E be like say your guy don do u dis kind ting b4,lol
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by edoyad(m): 6:48pm On Jan 27, 2013
Karev_wite: onli in 9ja u wil c a dark skinned lady wearing a blonde weavon...nw luks lyk a walking duracell battery

Only in Nigeria you'll find people with this kind sharp mouth grin
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jan 27, 2013
only in nigeria where you spend three hundred thousand on makeup for your wedding but pay ur security man and house girl girl ten k,only in nigeria where doctor will damage ur eardrum in the name of removing cotton bud and cannot remove it,but insist in trying to break your eardrum till u tell him to stop,and u suggest olive oil therapy and he will agree,lol..only in nigeria where policing and crime use each other for mutual benefit,who be armed robber and who be police,in nigeria fast junk food is a status symbol,home cooked food is local..only in nigeria where we would die for hebrews and arabs and kill our neigbour.

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by ogahope(m): 7:00pm On Jan 27, 2013
na naija money 4 gt value pass: no matter hw u makam. Big man na big man.
Na here ppl 4 dey do 3 types of marriage: court,tradition nd whit weddin 4 one woman head .
Na here som parents 4der sell deir f.male pikin for higher bidder.
Na here students 4 dey know book pass teacher/lecturers.....mi ppl d matter plenti
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by victorian(f): 7:05pm On Jan 27, 2013
With all the series of pages , about Nigerians attitude? What does it shows us about Nigerians?....

Which We all, knows its so clear and glaring.. Nija I hail thee sad
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Redstone(m): 7:18pm On Jan 27, 2013
eDon_tey: Na only in naija all our parents carry 1st when them dey school

Na only in naija u see a bike man pass 1 way and still dey claim right for motorist

Na only in naija u see person escort e uncle go airport com back dey form american accent

Naa only in naija u see everybody b expert in analysing football match

Na only in naija u see a guy gadge well: marc jacobs shades ,H&C shirts,correct denim jeans, all stars footwear blackberry bold 5 and nokia dual sim phone but nah only #500 minimum balance dey e bank acc


Big LOL, na hustler be dat na, him go sey him dey hustle. Hustlers dress very well, but have no dime on them.
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by dnawah(m): 7:20pm On Jan 27, 2013
Where someone said"I prefer London to UK during winter"he is correct in away o! London is england.may be he is refering to the other kingdoms like scotlandgrin
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Tolexander: 7:23pm On Jan 27, 2013
Lepatohset:


oga claim down.
aunty! I never claim up ma o
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Revolva(m): 7:23pm On Jan 27, 2013
Only in Nigeria the call all noodles Indomie- aboki do indomie for me with two eggs..don't they know indomie is just one out of many brands..there is golden penny,dangote and many but we dey call of dem indomie...

Again SUV Cars -- only here if someone buys a SUV? Be it a range rover sports, ford explorer, lincoln navigator, bmw x6, nissan armada,toyota highlander,mercedes brand of suv,infinity suv, -Nigerians call all of them JEEP !! Haba dot they know that jeep is a brand itself..all SUV can't be jeep but jeep has an SUV brand..
Mr A. Has bought a lincoln navigator jeep, thank d lord!! Omo see that bmw x6 jeep!! The car na die!!!! Hahah
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Deeaba(m): 7:23pm On Jan 27, 2013
It is only in Naija dat sum1 owns a landrover but he's not a landlord.

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Adurangba(f): 7:26pm On Jan 27, 2013
Only in Nigeria will someone earning 100k per month buy a car worth 1.2m Naira and they will thank God for him, but when someone earning 10m and above per month buys a car worth 30m Naira, they call it misplaced priority, why isint he spending the money feeding beggars.

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Adurangba(f): 7:28pm On Jan 27, 2013
Only in Nigeria will they think it is an offence to own a big car worth say 7m Naira and live as a tenant. Na 7m go make him a landlord? Mtcheeww.
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by milkydaddy(m): 7:32pm On Jan 27, 2013
It is only in naija,girls they form as if them no dey go toilet go shit
It is only in naija,landlord no dey build toilet for thier house,expect pig to eat shit
It is only in naija,a student dey hav 9 carryovers in a semester and still dey claim sey nah lecturers fail am
It is only in naija,many poeple preffer kpomo to meat
It is only in naija,ABA boys go produce shoe,and write made in italy
It is only in naija,girl is using brazilian wig worth of #15,0000 and her parent still dey own six months house rent
It is only in naija,president dey use #3m to chop in a day,while his citizens no fit afford #300 for daily square meal
It is only in naija,governor dey arrest goat.
it is only in naija,poeple dey shit 4 nylon bag and throw it on the high way.
It is only in naija,teacher go mess 4 classroom and asking 4 who mess?and purnish the whole students in the class
It is only in naija,95% people call every toothpaste maclean
It is only in naija,people consider tokunbo goods as original
It is only in naija,we call every man of God as daddy
It is only in naija,99% people call every suv car jeep
It is only in naija,we believe that,it is only a sick man on hospital bed,that can drinks bournvita
It is only in naija,federal govt dey plan to give farmers phone
grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Adurangba(f): 7:33pm On Jan 27, 2013
Only in Nigeria they think you cant be rich unless you are aided by government contracts.

Every rich man is a dubious character in the eyes of Nigerians.

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Azukaorji(m): 7:37pm On Jan 27, 2013
Its only in nigeria dat u will see presidents,governor even SENTORs campaign with ROAD,ELEcTRICITY as if they will do it with their personal money....lol

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Adurangba(f): 7:39pm On Jan 27, 2013
Only in Nigeria will someone stay online 365 days of th year criticising government but will not be found voting in the general elections. Neither does he pay tax.

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Azukaorji(m): 7:44pm On Jan 27, 2013
Azukaorji: Its only in nigeria dat u will see presidents,governor even SENTORs campaign with ROAD,ELEcTRICITY as if they will do it with their personal money....lol
only in nigeria u will see president making irregal coment and fear no querry........and d first lady speeks english as if she never write her JUNior WAEC...patience sorry ooooo.i just speek my mind
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by KINGwax(m): 7:46pm On Jan 27, 2013
ifemiide:
when you already know the answer why are you still asking ?
I can see that you Are very competent to asking already answered questions.
ur teacher is incompetent for setting questions for exams wen he already knw the answer, no?
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by meetmeonline: 7:46pm On Jan 27, 2013
berem: space reserved.brb
hmm! Sotei some people are scrambling for space to post...Nairaland is a near perfect web idea...many will remain loyalist for life...and that means; traffic forever...(web developers will understand me better)
Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Bofemsky(f): 7:46pm On Jan 27, 2013
Only in Nigeria you'll see a man paying subscription for DSTV Premium package monthly but still dey live inside 1 room with wife and 4 children.

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by meetmeonline: 7:55pm On Jan 27, 2013
Azukaorji: only in nigeria u will see president making irregal coment and fear no querry........and d first lady speeks english as if she never write her JUNior WAEC...patience sorry ooooo.i just speek my mind
.......Azuka, please! please!! please!!! do not marry who'll become the president tomorrow o! because what I am reading here means you'll surely become Madam Patience the 2nd

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by crackhouse(m): 7:55pm On Jan 27, 2013
it's only in naija that governors will build fly-over and round-about junctions and people will troop out in large numbers to celebrate the opening ceremony as if those things were built with the governor's money. they see it as a favour.

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Re: Some Fake Lifestyles You Find In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jan 27, 2013
raycomray: Its in Nigeria, Warri to be precise that a girl having a BB Bold5 died because of untreated Malaria and Typhoid disease. Her parents could not raise the initial deposit of 10k required for the hospital to start treatment. She died cry

sorry to say this...It is only in Nigeria that a girl who also was sick unto death like this was treated by her male friend for free yet she paid him with evil...smh

people actually chase good samaritans away sometimes.

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