At the cocktail party, one
woman said to another, "Aren't
you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?" The
other replied, "Yes, I am, I
married the wrong man."

A man has six children and is
very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he
starts calling his wife, "Mother of
Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The
man decides that it's time to go
home and wants to find out if his
wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts at the top of his voice,
"Shall we go home, Mother of
Six?"
His wife, irritated by her
husband's lack of discretion,
shouts right back, "Any time
you're ready, Father of Four."
(RIGHT ON, LADY!)