Please move this thread to the jokes section...Thank you

Starting with him.

[s][/s]Soon, ibori, igbinedion, alams will also come out and spew thrash, everybody is just talking in Nigeria, kai which kind country be this, criminals openly comout and talk abt corruption when the shoe, cloths they puting on is bought wit our money stolen by this pen robbers, i pitty for my Nigeria my fatherland sorry step fatherland cos na america be my papa place

Good call from Atiku ABUBAKAR, he should also pressurize the law makers to include prosecution of past government officials involved in corruption.

Atiku will soon be on the lips of every NairaLand member, he will soon become an activist.

What about Halliburton?

Hahahahahahaahaha,only in Nigeria will u see satan advocating for penalty for sin.Na wa.Even d devil will be having a hard laugh reading this jagon from atiku.Peeeeedeeeeeepeeeeee,power to the looters.

Trouble dey sleep , yangan go wake am .

That is the new trend in naija politics once a Politician is no longer politically relevant, he becomes an "emergency activist". Atiku wants to join the likes of Melaye, Fani Fayode, El Rufai and the rest. They all count on our collective short memory.
Very soon we will all be singing Atiku's praise.

Atiku is right.. but the ANti-Corruption Laws should be Retro-active so he is also made to pay for his misdeeds

I totally agree that there needs for a constitutional review of the penalty for all public fund thieves!

I really hate insulting people but some of you are truly brain dead. Why are most of you attacking atiku because of his suggestion? whether he is a thief or not(maybe he is),in not the point.before we go about running our mouths, we need to answer certain questions...
1) do you think the sentence john yakubu got was just? my answer is a huge NO
2) do you think the presiding judge acted within the law? sadly,yes
3) finally,do you think the laws should be changed so that some "criminally minded" judges wont have the space to manoeuvre it to their benefit? i hear a resounding YES

So why all the attack on atiku? when all he did was suggest something we all support.this is no rocket science but simple common sense.

South Africa's richest black man, Patrice Motsepe, has announced he is giving away half his wealth to improve the lives of the poor.

Why don't our rich think like this. Instead they continue stealing public funds and keep making a fool of naija peeps.

LWKMD!
Atiku can't cease to elicit lafta from me. During d build up to d 2011 elections he alleged dat:
1. D education system has failed in Nigeria and cited d fact dat he owns one of d best universities in d con3 as proof dat he can tackle d rot in d sector.
2. He alleged dat d economy had collapsed and submitted dat he ws better placed to manage it as a result of how he has managed his numerous biznes interests well.
3. Recently he called for regionalism. Confessing he opposed it at d constituent assembly cos of ethnic bigotry on his part.
Today, Atiku is an anti-corruption czar! LOL!!
Were Nigeria to hav such laws, Atiku would only make d news, when we point out d gallows from where he hung many yrs ago, to our children 2day.

In another news from the year 2025 Ex Police Pensions Boss Mr John Yakubu calls for stiffer penalty against corruption.

Is this not the same Atiku that ''chaired'' the ''bazaar'' and cornering of public corporations during the first term of OBJ? In reasonable climes, Atiku is supposed to be serving his time in jail.

make i laugh!!! ATIKUUUUUUU!!!!! chai i laugh in naija

redcliff: In the words of parody eboue "this country is a joke'. Yes I said it. Let those "my fatherland" loyalist start attacking me..

Nigeria is indeed a joke. A huge joke at that. The 'contraption' is a theatre where the hunter has become the hunted and vice-versa. Shame on you Atiku!

Atiku is offside on this matter he is and was part of corruption

All hail the most investigated vice president in the world!