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Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Lolaabokoku(f): 8:12am On Jan 31, 2013
When i was younger

* i'd put my arms in my shirt and told people i lost my arms

* Would restart the video game whenever i knew i was going to loose

* Had that one pen with four colors and tried to push all the bottons at once

* Waited behind a door to scare someone then leaving behind because they are taking too long to come out

* Faking being asleep so i could be carried to bed

* Used to think that the moon followed our car

* Tried to balance the switch between on/off

* Watching two drops of rain roll down the window and pretending it was a race

* The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag

* Swallowed a food seed i was scared to death that a tree was going to grow on my head

* Closed the fridge slowly to see when the light goes off

* Walked into a room, forgot what you need,walked out and then remember

# Remember when we were kids and coldnt wait to grow up?

# Childhood is the best oart of our life!2
Keep it rolling...

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by segunsd: 9:22am On Jan 31, 2013
I beat our cat till it fainted. Then I started to cradle it and beg it till it came back to life.

I put sugar in a spoon and heated it till it became black and was like OMG! i know how to make baba dudu.

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Ujujoan(f): 10:05am On Jan 31, 2013
segunsd: I beat our cat till it fainted. Then I started to cradle it and beg it till it came back to life.

I put sugar in a spoon and heated it till it became black and was like OMG! i know how to make baba dudu.

shocked shocked
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Brandnew2(m): 10:40am On Jan 31, 2013
Wetin aje pako like me go come talk now? smiley

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Lolaabokoku(f): 11:13am On Jan 31, 2013
segunsd: I beat our cat till it fainted. Then I started to cradle it and beg it till it came back to life.

I put sugar in a spoon and heated it till it became black and was like OMG! i know how to make baba dudu.
lmaao baba dudu indeed!!
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by DaDewdropsNVS: 1:43pm On Feb 01, 2013
Farting contests in CHURCH with my siblings to embarrass my DAD enough to make us LEAVE the gaddem place!!!! angry

It worked ALL THE TIME, with some SERIOUS KOBOKO-LASHINGS when we got home. I forgot who it was that CRRRRRRAPPPED all over the front row one FATEFUL SUNDAY MORRRRRIN'.

Mu Che Che Che Che Che

Seeeeee SHYTE efry whia!!!! Kei!!!! cry

Arrrrrrrgh! Work don close!!! Off to the gym and IHOP!!! wink

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by RoyalRoy(m): 11:35am On Feb 02, 2013
Always believed I will marry my Primary 1 class teacher.
* I thought my dad was the most powerful man on earth & could beat everybody...I mean anybody
* I believed I could gum enough chicken feathers together to make me fly some day!
* I pursue birds away when I want to eavesdrop so they don't make a song out of our gossip to everyone!
*i always believed by the time I am 20yrs old....I would have a wife...a kid...a car & my very own house....hehehe....20yrs was like 6oyrs to me!

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by aadetoyin(f): 8:22am On Feb 04, 2013
Pretend that I am asleep so that I can hear my mum n sister gist. (gbeborun) cool
Sleep under our living room seatee on monday mornings so that I wont go to sch. grin
sneak out of the house so that I can go n play outside
pretend to faint wen mum beats me too much grin grin grin

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by fellis(f): 8:47pm On Feb 04, 2013
Lolaabokoku: When i was younger
* i'd put my arms in my shirt and told people i lost my arms
* Would restart the video game whenever i knew i was going to loose.
* Tried to balance the switch between on/off.
I also did all this.
Other things I did
* I swallowed a metal screw to see if a magnet would stick to my belly.
* Threw all my fallen milk teeth on rooftops because I was scared I wouldn't grow permanent teeth if I discarded them by any other means.

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by spyroxy1(m): 4:49am On Mar 13, 2013
Brand_new: Wetin aje pako like me go come talk now? smiley
wetin u no fit talk...

i get one younger broda wey be sey him own na to dey pursue all domestic animals.. Goat, chicken ,dogs.. i dey tell u.
e go dey sweat, det run after dem, any1 wen e catch don die, he go go upstairs (3 storey) to throw the goats from there, any chicken he lay his hands on, hun! na to break d 2 legs, e go come keep am for the back of mrs williams' kerosene tank till that 1 go stand , takes about 2 weeks. he start fromt here again grin

The boy dey GTbank nau, i'm sure e go dey laff hinsef if he sees this!

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by spyroxy1(m): 4:54am On Mar 13, 2013
Royal Roy: Always believed I will marry my Primary 1 class teacher.
* I thought my dad was the most powerful man on earth & could beat everybody...I mean anybody
* I believed I could gum enough chicken feathers together to make me fly some day!
* I pursue birds away when I want to eavesdrop so they don't make a song out of our gossip to everyone!
*i always believed by the time I am 20yrs old....I would have a wife...a kid...a car & my very own house....hehehe....20yrs was like 6oyrs to me!
LMFAO
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by dayokanu(m): 5:11am On Mar 13, 2013
Playing Daddy and Mommy with neighbours daughter

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Lolaabokoku(f): 7:50am On Mar 13, 2013
dayokanu: Playing Daddy and Mommy with neighbours daughter
dat means say na face m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ I slap Ɣ☺ΰ
Compound Ɣ☺ΰ
Grow up?
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by xynerise(m): 8:39am On Mar 13, 2013
Hung my self on a tree like Judas is carrot just because I saw a man in a movie commited suicide by hanging himself on a tree. I was just bleating like a christmas goat that day. My elder bro saved my life undecided

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by megareal: 4:20pm On Mar 13, 2013
xynerise: Hung my self on a tree like Judas is carrot just because I saw a man in a movie commited suicide by hanging himself on a tree. I was just bleating like a christmas goat that day. My elder bro saved my life undecided
LOL, the silliness of children. You lucky say person help you. grin grin grin

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by megareal: 4:26pm On Mar 13, 2013
Played chase with my bros one day until I broke down my room door. My mama for kill me that day.
Sometimes pretended to be sick so I wont go back to school.
Read Mills and Boons when in primary school but na under my blanket I go read am with torch.
Followed some kpako children one rainy day to a beehive to take honey, luckily my mum never came back till after the rains and our housemaid helped cover it up.

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by mysticgal(f): 8:12am On Mar 14, 2013
broke my dads fone cos i lost a game,read my mums sex&marriage books,tried 2 swith on gascoker,dat nearly burnt our house.

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Victorjoseph(m): 2:12pm On Mar 20, 2013
moulding sand and putin my legs insyd den i wuld b vry api sayin dat i av build a mansion.

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by ojesymsym: 2:59pm On Mar 20, 2013
ok. noted
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by clemcykul(f): 10:17am On Mar 21, 2013
watchn clouds take various shapes to suit my imagination, breakn the canes dad used in floggn us, pickn meat from da pot, licking moms soup and addn water so dt d soup wil look much, puttn oranges beneath my dress, culdnt wait to grow bosom. wearn my elder sisters pant nd havn it fall off on d street wen I went to fetch water, dyeing my hair with my dads dye, I tot babies were vomited lolz

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Siga: 3:05pm On Mar 21, 2013
I remember my mum driving me to school in her 1976 VW Beetle but driving too slow...cars overtook us and I was so upset that I stepped on her foot which was on the gas pedal and mash it up....the car jumped and we almost crashed into the car in front....she pulled over and gave me the beating of my life...even asked if I was cursed by her enemies to kill her....will never forget that day....I may even still have the marks from the beating on my back almost 30yrs ago....

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Okijajuju1(m): 3:06pm On Mar 21, 2013
Playing Drama with my friends cute younger sister.. Damn That girl could kiss like a p0rnstar..

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by mcevans1(m): 3:08pm On Mar 21, 2013
My mum usually puts her purse where my hands can't reach.

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by pappilo(m): 3:08pm On Mar 21, 2013
spyroxy1:
wetin u no fit talk...

i get one younger broda wey be sey him own na to dey pursue all domestic animals.. Goat, chicken ,dogs.. i dey tell u.
e go dey sweat, det run after dem, any1 wen e catch don die, he go go upstairs (3 storey) to throw the goats from there, any chicken he lay his hands on, hun! na to break d 2 legs, e go come keep am for the back of mrs williams' kerosene tank till that 1 go stand , takes about 2 weeks. he start fromt here again grin

The boy dey GTbank nau, i'm sure e go dey laff hinsef if he sees this!

He must have been the chief butcher in his cult in school....lol

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by candygosh(f): 3:09pm On Mar 21, 2013
Making cake from sand
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by SeunmiOsewa: 3:11pm On Mar 21, 2013
Hello guys, i'm new on nairaland. Can someone please show me around? Thanks
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by omoodeogere(m): 3:11pm On Mar 21, 2013
Brand_new: Wetin aje pako like me go come talk now? smiley
as u dey eat pako now
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Freiburger(m): 3:12pm On Mar 21, 2013
mc~evans:
My mum usually puts her purse where my hands can't reach.

Oyinoshi, barawo, ole. grin grin grin
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by dilim247: 3:14pm On Mar 21, 2013
My dad bought a bottle of black current drink n refused to give me some, I went to his room, poured out a cup of black current , n poured in a cup of water inside d black current bottle.

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Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Freiburger(m): 3:15pm On Mar 21, 2013
Okija_juju: Playing Drama with my friends cute younger sister.. Damn That girl could kiss like a p0rnstar..
lol wink
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by Noctis(m): 3:15pm On Mar 21, 2013
I killed a whole bunch of lizards and put them through a hand grinder. Beautiful beautiful mess.
Re: Naughty Things You Did When You Were Younger by leonshom(m): 3:15pm On Mar 21, 2013
Stale lipsrsealed

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