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JOKE (AFCON 13: 1-14) by crownfits: 10:10pm On Feb 03, 2013
The Book of AFCON 13: 1- 14

1. And d day came, even d day of the Lord, this Sunday.

2. That the adversary of Nigeria, these Ivorians came threatening

3. And Stephen, the son of Keshi, the commander of Nigeria Army entreated d praying Nigerians to pray

4. And in churches and mosques, in mountains and camps prayers were offered

5. And behold on d battle ground, the army, these super eagles fought forcing d Ivorians 2 retreat

6. But their champion, this Goliath called Drogba, a Nigerian exile known before as Aderogba came flanked by his generals

7. Even world famous generals -Toure,­ Eboue, Kalou, Gervinho,..
taking the battle to the Nigerians

8. But the Spirit of God stirred one son of Mba, even the one called Sunday, the least in the Nigerian camp

9. And thus he said 2 the commander, Who is this uncircumcized Ivorian that he should defy the armies of the giant of Africa,

10. And he was told to sit down that even Mikel, Victor, Yobo, .....
these warriors that have done battle in far countries cannot dare this Goliath, Drogba,

11. And he told the commander for this purpose was I named Sunday, to do battle on the day of the Lord,

12. And the commander, Keshi urged him go

13. And Sunday arose and caused harvoc in the camp of the Ivorians

14. And the armies Ivory Coast, these adversaries of Nigerian was utterly destroyed.

MAY GOD BLESS THE READING OF HIS WORD!!!

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