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How To Know If Witches & Wizards Are Following You From Your Village by Bryancrox(m): 3:10pm On Feb 05, 2013 |
HOW TO KNOW IF WITCHES & WIZARDS ARE FOLLOWING YOU FROM VILLAGE * AFTER ENTERING A BUS,IT GETS TO YOUR TURN TO PAY YOUR FARE AND YOU CANT FIND YOUR MONEY * IF U RE DOWNLOADING 5GB OF DATA AND IT FAILS AT 99percent * IF U BOUGHT A BOLD 6 FOR 90K 2DAY AND D NEXT DAY THE PRICE DROPS TO 50K * U WIN 10MILLION,U PUT AM 4 BANK ,NXT WEEK D BANK DECLARE BANKRUPTCY * U 1ST DAY IN A RESTAURANT,AFTA EATING FISH,D BONE HANG FOR YOUR THROAT * IF AFTA WORKING FOR 30DAYS,U GOT FIRED WITHOUT SALARY * AFTA SELLING UR FATHERS PROPERTY 2 GO ABROAD & U STIL GOT DEPORTED FEW WEEKS LATER * IF U TK EXPO INTO D EXAM HALL AND CANT UNDASTAND UR OWN HANDWRITING * IF U SUMMIT EXPO WITH YOUR ANSWER SHEET * WEN UR FRND WEY JST COME BCK FRM YANKEE GVS U CHEQUE & DID NT REMEMBA TO SIGN B4 GOIN BCK * IF AT AGE 38,U STIL REFER TO WIZKID AS UR ROLE MODEL * IF AFTA U USE A HEAVY PERFUME & UR BODY ODOUR IS STIL STRNGER DAN RAID * IF U GET EXPELLED 24HRS 2 UR GRADUATION * IF U BREAK UP WIT UR BF/GF AND HE/SHE WINS #100million d nxt day * IF U SELL UR KIDNEY TO BUY A RANGE ROVER SPORT & THEY STEAL IT D NXT DAY * LASTLY AFTER READING THIS POST AND U DID NOT LAUGH,QUOTE OR LIKE IT.YOUR SHOULD KNW ITS FRM UR VILLAGE ADD URS |
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