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| Little Susie by kinglarry(m): 2:02pm On May 02, 2006 |
One day little Susie went into her back yard and found her dog Muffles lying dead with its legs up in the air. She asked, "Daddy Daddy why is Muffles legs in the air?" Thinking quickly, her dad replied, "This way Jesus can come down and take Muffles to heaven easier." The next day when Susie’s dad came home she ran up to him and said, "Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today." Flustered, her father said, "Honey what happened?" And Susie said, "Well Mommy's legs were up in the air and she was screaming "Oh Jesus I'm coming I'm coming" and if it wasn't for the milkman holding her down she would have been a gonner." |
| Re: Little Susie by spikelord(m): 2:04pm On May 02, 2006 |
Read this before but still funny! |
| Re: Little Susie by Z4M4eva(f): 2:10pm On May 02, 2006 |
l.o.l  |
| Re: Little Susie by Nobody: 11:15am On May 03, 2006 |
Damn!!!!!!!!!  .The milkman did a good job of holding her down |
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