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MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by redcliff: 1:31pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
My Dearest Agbani Darego, Will you be my valentine? Do give this the utmost consideration. If you will be my valentine, let me say that I am, first, of all men most privileged, and second, about to engage in heavy research about what being someone’s valentine actually entails. If you will not be my valentine, I must assume this is only because you would prefer me to ask you to marry me. If so, poste haste and with rapidity in extremis, I would, My Sweetling, desire your hand- and as much of the rest of you as possible -in blissful matrimony. But wait. I traverse ahead of myself. I have not introduced myself. Sure I have spent many hours ogling over your Instagram photos and following you closely on Twitter, but I have never, as it were, had the opportunity of introducing myself. I am The Editor. Ah, My Lollipop, I can see your sad smile now. You are shaking your head, wondering if I am just another one of those men struck by your beauty and effortless grace. Yes, it is true I am one of those men, but if I might add, I am even more awestruck by your beauty. There is no hope for me. Marry me, My Cupcake. Consider the advantages. I have discussed them below. My Fondant, If you marry me, you will be fully protected in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. I have watched Walking Dead (Seasons 1 and 2), and every zombie movie there is. I know how to finish them off (destroy the brain), how to stay alive (Run like hell) and how not to get slowed down by unnecessary hangers on. (I know so much, I am in fact publishing a simple handbook on this very subject called “Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse” available in stores shortly. You will of course, get a free signed copy..................... Secondly, the possibility exists that with your incredibly beautiful genes, and my deeply rooted interests in you, our offspring could be the very first of the race of super intelligent and super powerful humans. I can see it now: Junior finds the cure for cancer. His sister brings about world peace. You and I will bask in parental pride, secure in the knowledge that our union has benefited the world immensely. As I said, the possibility exists. Thirdly, You will never have to worry about me going off to be an astronaut or being called off on some secret government mission to topple some enemy regime. I won’t even join the Bolivian Army. I suppose these are some of the first things you worry about when a potential suitor approaches. Rest your lovely head at ease, My Peppermint stick, I will do none of these things. Have you seen Les Miserables yet? I’m only asking because I haven’t and everyone is going on and on about it................. READ COMPLETE STORY 8 Likes |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by iamswizz(m): 2:35pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
No time to read all that abeg 9 Likes |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by momodub: 2:35pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
lovely |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by Nobody: 2:36pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Ok... Awaiting her "response". 1 Like |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by johnwizey: 2:37pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Ogbeni.....MI sabi english gan o 1 Like |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by stevebond007(m): 2:38pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Nyc write up, M.I is lyt years ahead of all African rappers. He is an intellectual. Respect M.I. Abaga. 2 Likes |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by 9icest: 2:38pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Bold but a little bit of a drama action! Abgani is proly frowning right now as shes twice the height of Mr. Incredible...considering shes gonna wear high heels, shes proly gonna end up looming all over bro Jude. I think MI really needs to step into that beans-eating diet Get inspired, visit www.inspired.com.ng for your daily inspirational dose! 2 Likes |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by pyyxxaro: 2:38pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
M.I !! U WON CLIMB IROKO TREE ABI ....*ISSOKAY 4 Likes |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by k2039: 2:39pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Unfortunately she is my val., MI will have to wait till next year. |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by Francheezy(m): 2:40pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
brb |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by kbdrim(m): 2:41pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
eRMM....creative I will say...will certainly make her laugh..which might raise his value..But this one no go raise MI height...Agbani is like 6 ft plus..MI is 4 Ft 2' How e wan work? 1 Like |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by wildchild1: 2:41pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
A trial they say is better than not making an attempt...Wish you good luck bro 2 Likes |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by seunfly: 2:41pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
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Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by omiobo: 2:41pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Not sexy! He is just like a lawyer in the court trying to present his case before the judge. No! For me 1 Like |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by igosee: 2:42pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Dancing Kukereto |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by jeffizy(m): 2:42pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
[b][/b] great use of words. Definately interesting. M.i, are u saying u dnt have a gurl at the moment? My house-help is free. 1 Like |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by Nobody: 2:43pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Is the short black boy for real? Creative writing though |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by Francheezy(m): 2:44pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
k2039: Unfortunately she is my val., MI will have to wait till next year.Unfortunately she is my val., Y0U will have to wait till next year. |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by Nobody: 2:47pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
SWEET...... |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by BlackPeni5: 2:47pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
But wait o...before Agbani Darego became famous, wasn't she someone's girlfriend? Abeegggi M.I Carry go joor... 1 Like |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by dbrightest: 2:49pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
cool short things+tall things @ Agbani no fall d guy hand |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by Ganys: 2:51pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
OMG!!!....I want to fall in LOVE too nah!!!! |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by Joey82(m): 2:53pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Gosh!!!! MI is such a core rapper, he does not even know how to be romantic or funny either. if i was an ordinary girl, this line wont move me 1 bit, not to talk of Agbani wey don hear tire. what i really cant fanthom is the contrast in their heights 1 Like |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by imperiouxx(m): 2:54pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
deviduff: MI should go and luk 4 his height. 1st page on front page That's not bad, he is only proving Charles Darwin Evolution Theory. |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by Teejayphillip(m): 2:55pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
MI agbani nah ur big sista oo... Me cnt shout,all d best anywayz |
Re: MI's Valentine Message To Agbani Darego by Nobody: 2:56pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
k2039: Unfortunately she is my val., MI will have to wait till next year.keep dreamin. Maybe it myt com tru in ur next lifetym |
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