A Family in a Nigerian village was
surprised when the coffin of their
dead mother arrived from the
USA, Sent by their Sister.The tiny
corpse was so tightly squeezed
inside the coffin that their mother's face was almost
touching the glass cover.When
they opened the coffin,they
found a letter from their sister
pinned to their mother'schest,
which reads:My Dearest Brothers and Sisters,I dey send una our
mama body for burial in the
village.Sorry I no fit come as the
ticket expensive well well.You go
see inside the coffin,under
Mama's body, 12 cans of corned beef and 10 packets of
chocolates.Just share amongst
yourselves.On Mama's legs is a
brand-new pair of Reeboks (size
for Junior.There are four pairs
of boots under Mama's head for Chinedu's sons.Mama is wearing
six Nike T-shirts- one is for
Odinaka, and the rest are for my
nephews. Mama is also wearing
one dozen blue Bras (your
favourite), just share them among yourselves. The 2 dozen panties
that Mama is wearing should be
distributed among my nieces and
cousins. Mama is also wearing
eight Polo trousers -John, please
get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys.Chibuzor, The
watch you asked for is on Mama's
left hand,please get it. Uchechi,
Mama is wearing wetin you ask
for - earrings,rings and a
necklace;please take them.Also, the six pairs of stockings wey
Mama dey wear must be shared
among the teen- age girls there. I
hope they like the colours.Your
loving sister Angelica Note : Make
una take care and find a nice dress for Mama for her burial.If
una need anything wey I
forget,please let me know as
UNCLE JOSEPH DEY SICK WELL
WELL for here too Pray make i
send the remaining in time.. bye bye...

Funny though but still on garri mata,of which d price neva still change

lmao.. Lwkmd