A girl gave me two packs of gold circle condom as avl gift on feb14 1998

poshdiva: My room mate received Fem Tight Soap

OMG!

Soukiss: y be sa narialand no get better top this days exempt vel vel vel. Bleep vel .

Ol'boy go learn English small. Na French u dey write here?

Her virginity

Never had a val...

D worst val gift av ever received,ws bedsheet.

o'boy:
Few weeks to val:
Gf: baby I heard
new bb is out.
Akpos: all bb's
always hang.
Gf: dis one doesn't
hang.
Akpos: so am a liar abi? Its
over btwn us..

Lol. O'boy u can't b serious am not letting you walk out on me

Tolexander: very funny question cos of my micheivous act in secondary school.
Then in SSS3. We had the valentine in class, though we'd been doing it in our previous classes. We would collate the name of each student in the class, wrap them in a paper and start passing the basket containing the paper. The essence of this was to buy a gift for anybody whose name you picked.
Coincidentally, i picked a gurl who had been my gurlfriend since sss1, but broke up with me in sss3 first term cos of one part 1 medical student that used to be our senior. In our previous celebrated val, i gave her a nice perfume and wrist watch packs that my aunty brought from Dubai(all stolen from her wardrobe anyway). And she gave me a pair of nice white snickers.
She thought i would reciprocate the nice guy i used to do when we were together. As a gurl expecting something better than last val's gift, she bought me a golden wrist watch. And i as a vindictive guy that had already been looking for the glorious day to retaliate, i perfectly wrapped a garri and #5 candy in a present pack so that she wouldn't know what is inside. We exchanged the gift the following day during closing time and went to our various homes cos it wont be nice checking what the gift was in school.
The following day. When i got to school, just saw her friend giving me a malicious look and i was becoming terrified that seems there is fire on the mountain today. During the break time, she came to me and started locking my shirt. The issue even got to the principal.

baddest guy. She no go ever forget ur name no matter aw she try.

She bought me a small goat, mbeyyyyyyy was like watttttt?

was not mine but the worse val gift i've ever seen was when i was in jss2,an ss3 girl received an empty bar of soap,empty perfume jar,used tube of paste in a nicely wrapped gift bag with a letter from anonymous that read 'use these to reduce your body and mouth odour' and u needed to see the way she first welcomed the arrival of the gift with her friends running after her to see the content.i felt sorry for her coz she had severe asthma and water was not her best friend.Another received perfectly wrapped dry poo,Boys were not smiling!

Jik! Sum1 actually gave me a bottle of jik

Kayordey: baddest guy. She no go ever forget ur name no matter aw she try.

amma cool guy o.
She may even be viewing my post.

cant remember jare...been a while i got myself in a relationship n i cant remember collectin any gift in the name of love.....To me, love is life..its not something u celebrate one day n forget abt...love should be a lifestyle. a lifestyle dat we all should embrace....

Rooneyboy: The truth is most Naija ladies are naturally stingy, they have a very myopic way of reasoning when it comes to relationship.

Any guy that dates a Naija lady and expects a gift worth more than 3K must be an E-diot .

To them its always one sided and they must be the ones receiving.

@ poster, are u Nigerian or did u grow up outside

am a nigerian, born and breed here, but i learnt from my parent that relationship is a two sided thing, all or nothing

mimibets: was not mine but the worse val gift i've ever seen was when i was in jss2,an ss3 girl received an empty bar of soap,empty perfume jar,used tube of paste in a nicely wrapped gift bag with a letter from anonymous that read 'use these to reduce your body and mouth odour' and u needed to see the way she first welcomed the arrival of the gift with her friends running after her to see the content.i felt sorry for her coz she had severe asthma and water was not her best friend.Another received perfectly wrapped dry poo,Boys were not smiling!

LMAO.... boys are not smilin indeed

Last valentine, my gal asked me for some money three days before the dee day. It was tight at that time, but I did all I could to raise some cash thinking it was meant for my Val gift. I was shocked when I received one singlet ( I mean one not a pack) and that kind of paper belt that is sold for N250 on the road side after giving her a Val bag containing Wine, Chocolate, Body sprays, perfumes, card..... just name it. That day I learnt a lesson I will never forget. Guess what? months later I discovered my money was used to buy gifts for one large eyeballed dude who works for one one of the breweries in town.

pack of chewing gum neatly wrapped in a foil paper.

Davijunson: cant remember jare...been a while i got myself in a relationship n i cant remember collectin any gift in the name of love.....To me, love is life..its not something u celebrate one day n forget abt...love should be a lifestyle. a lifestyle dat we all should embrace....

Oh lovely post

Ibo boxer and Love frame

soap dish

Abdul Adam56: The worst valentine gift i received is private jet.

bros its like ur a GO abeg whr ur ministry dey?

D worst val gift i've ever received was a 'Thank u' nd dat was durin d last val. I went a lil overboard by gettin my gf an expensive perfume i wudnt even get for mysef on a normal day.... Afta I gave ha d perfume al i cud hear was a tank u. I felt kinda dwn... Had to lie to my ever pestering frnds dat she got me a top nd a jeans... D relatnshp was just a month old then.

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kaka G: Last valentine, my gal asked me for some money three days before the dee day. It was tight at that time, but I did all I could to raise some cash thinking it was meant for my Val gift. I was shocked when I received one singlet ( I mean one not a pack) and that kind of paper belt that is sold for N250 on the road side after giving her a Val bag containing Wine, Chocolate, Body sprays, perfumes, card..... just name it. That day I learnt a lesson I will never forget. Guess what? months later I discovered my money was used to buy gifts for one large eyeballed dude who works for one one of the breweries in town.

That was intresting...and what hapoened after u discovered what ur money ws used 4?just been curious

swtcharissa: Plz help,my hubby does not reckon with valentine,birthday gifts stuff,xmas present stuFf,even does not see anything special about our wedding anniversay,dnt get me wrong,he is around one of the best husband heaven can provide,but he sees these things as not necessary,I call him a local hussy in cases like dis...but ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ knw as a woman I cherish stuffs like dis alot.what do I do

I was in ur shoe but I had to take d first step. He use to say its not a big deal. I bought him gifts on our anniversary n birthday n nw he doesn't forget wen its my turn or our anniversary.

2009,my ex bought me 3 big bottles of groundnut

Tolexander: very funny question cos of my micheivous act in secondary school.
Then in SSS3. We had the valentine in class, though we'd been doing it in our previous classes. We would collate the name of each student in the class, wrap them in a paper and start passing the basket containing the paper. The essence of this was to buy a gift for anybody whose name you picked.
Coincidentally, i picked a gurl who had been my gurlfriend since sss1, but broke up with me in sss3 first term cos of one part 1 medical student that used to be our senior. In our previous celebrated val, i gave her a nice perfume and wrist watch packs that my aunty brought from Dubai(all stolen from her wardrobe anyway). And she gave me a pair of nice white snickers.
She thought i would reciprocate the nice guy i used to do when we were together. As a gurl expecting something better than last val's gift, she bought me a golden wrist watch. And i as a vindictive guy that had already been looking for the glorious day to retaliate, i perfectly wrapped a garri and #5 candy in a present pack so that she wouldn't know what is inside. We exchanged the gift the following day during closing time and went to our various homes cos it wont be nice checking what the gift was in school.
The following day. When i got to school, just saw her friend giving me a malicious look and i was becoming terrified that seems there is fire on the mountain today. During the break time, she came to me and started locking my shirt. The issue even got to the principal.

dey only gift I recieve 4rm my girl is airtime she told me she is very busy dat day, I say oooh no be small ting oh diss girl don go met anoda guy becos no cash 4 my pocket?

Hav got mine already...a breakup threat...just few days 2 da day.worst huh?

kaka G: Last valentine, my gal asked me for some money three days before the dee day. It was tight at that time, but I did all I could to raise some cash thinking it was meant for my Val gift. I was shocked when I received one singlet ( I mean one not a pack) and that kind of paper belt that is sold for N250 on the road side after giving her a Val bag containing Wine, Chocolate, Body sprays, perfumes, card..... just name it. That day I learnt a lesson I will never forget. Guess what? months later I discovered my money was used to buy gifts for one large eyeballed dude who works for one one of the breweries in town.

never loose ur head iven wen u loose ur money

FLOWERS!!!...........Wetin she expect me take am do? Mop the floor?

1Dray:


Whats that?

LOL..... Fem Tight Soap? you mean you dont know fem tight soap?? .. get out here...

black_beau: Nothing.as in the person didn't give me anything

Oh dear...so sorry...what would u prefer to get yhis year........just say ur mind