Akpos and his friend Emeka stole a bag of oranges from their
neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot” Akpos
suggested they should goto a nearby
cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the
cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate’ but they
didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag . Few
minuets latter A drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near
the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for u. “One
for me, one for u” He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he
can to the local priest. “Father father pls come with me’come and
witness God & Satan sharing
corpse at the cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate
and the voice continued: “One for me, one for u, one for me, one
for u., one for me, one for u.. Suddenly the voice stop counting and
says: “ Hey, What about the two at
the gate?”, you needed to see marathon race….even
the priest almost passed the church gate !!! shouting we are not dead
yet….......

damn! i just messss!

By this time next month,this joke would be 25 years old in existence
smh

love this

[color=#000099][/color] ,nize one

Old trash. try sometin new and STOP the coy paste syndrome





metcheew

beycitee: Akpos and his friend Emeka stole a bag of oranges from their
neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot” Akpos
suggested they should goto a nearby
cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the
cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate’ but they
didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag . Few
minuets latter A drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near
the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for u. “One
for me, one for u” He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he
can to the local priest. “Father father pls come with me’come and
witness God & Satan sharing
corpse at the cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate
and the voice continued: “One for me, one for u, one for me, one
for u., one for me, one for u.. Suddenly the voice stop counting and
says: “ Hey, What about the two at
the gate?”, you needed to see marathon race….even
the priest almost passed the church gate !!! shouting we are not dead
yet….......

very old yoke but still funny.

OMG...its too funny.... I am still laughing....
Too good.

old joke