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An Urgent Valentine Circular To Nigerian Men! by Nobody: 7:52pm On Feb 13, 2013
Jenniffer Lopez bought her BF Casper Smart a Custom Truck worth $150,000 for his 25th Birthday,

Kim Kadarshian gave Kanye West a
Lamborghini worth $800,000,

Maria Carey gave Nick Canon a Ring valued at $2million,

Beyonce gave Jay-z a private Jet worth
$40million as fathers day gift,

Can our Naija girls please take a Clue from
their Western counter-parts this Valentine and Buy something special for their BF instead of the usual N500 "Aba Boxers & Singlet". We r not sayin u should buy jet or ring but somefin special that'll make us feel cherished and appreciated....thanks!!

This is a public circular to all Nigerian men, don't accept cheap gifts from your wives, girlfriends and lovers tomorrow as val gift. Love is a two-way thing o...stop being brainwashed to believe that it is only the man that buys expensive gift for his wife or lover.

Signed: Director General, Department of Relationship Matters, Federal Ministry of Justice, Maitama, Abuja. Nigeria.
Cc: National Association of Nigerian Ladies....gringrin

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