Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share their loot, so one of them suggested they go to the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big cemetery gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell off from the bag and landed just behind the gate, but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

Few minuets later a drunkard holding a bottle of beer as he was returning from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying:

“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for you”

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest, breathing fast as he began, “Father father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.”

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued:


“One for me, one for you...one for me, one for you...one for me, one for you..."

Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says:

“Hey, What about the two at the gate?” In a matter of seconds, the priest and the drunkard took to their feets, in fact, you needed to see marathon, even the priest almost passed the church premises while tearing race and shouting- "we are not dead yet oo!!….we are not dead yet o!!'







Have a lovely weekend friends!
Weekend safary

I can't stop laughing, this is amazing...nice one.

murphyrichy: I can't stop laughing, this is amazing...nice one.

Imao!!!Just can't stop laughing.tnx men u just made my 9t.

Nobody wan die but dem wan go heaven

waooh this is jst the tonic i need now. tanx man

For once i read your long post...i usually jump lines but this one, you try shaaa

Jerry2i: Imao!!!Just can't stop laughing.tnx men u just made my 9t.

...thanks Jerry...

mallorca: Nobody wan die but dem wan go heaven

honestly

Amazonikky: waooh this is jst the tonic i need now. tanx man

:Deasy! easy!!

ATMC: For once i read your long post...i usually jump lines but this one, you try shaaa

what more can I say? Thank u

DailyNews: Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share their loot, so one of them suggested they go to the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big cemetery gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell off from the bag and landed just behind the gate, but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

Few minuets later a drunkard holding a bottle of beer as he was returning from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying:

“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for you”

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest, breathing fast as he began, “Father father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.”

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued:


“One for me, one for you...one for me, one for you...one for me, one for you..."

Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says:

“Hey, What about the two at the gate?” In a matter of seconds, the priest and the drunkard took to their feets, in fact, you needed to see marathon, even the priest almost passed the church premises while tearing race and shouting- "we are not dead yet oo!!….we are not dead yet o!!'







Have a lovely weekend friends!
Weekend safary

I wan laf tier belle o

Another old tale,When will pple stop repeating jokes

very old and dry joke...
Op u dey cra*ze