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A Business Man Meets A Beautiful Girl by izsmike: 7:15am On Feb 17, 2013
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam,

Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat;
3) that is was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady......

Fola
Re: A Business Man Meets A Beautiful Girl by Mynd44: 7:59am On Feb 17, 2013
Which makes the woman silly and idiotic. Cos now she has lost money with her trying to prove a point.

Who comes up with these stories sef?
Re: A Business Man Meets A Beautiful Girl by izsmike: 12:34pm On Feb 17, 2013
Mynd_44: Which makes the woman silly and idiotic. Cos now she has lost money with her trying to prove a point.

Who comes up with these stories sef?
the woman did not loose any money cos d story is not real tongue
Re: A Business Man Meets A Beautiful Girl by Moyola(f): 12:37pm On Feb 17, 2013
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