An almost instantly dissipating smell in an airy
environment. An air you cant brook...it usually
takes a moment to recognize the
devastatingly unpleasant wind...

They come from gas in mixture of foods
especially sulphur-rich foods like egg,
meat,milk cabbage,and apples.foods like egg
and meat are really bad for making stinky fart.

The sound is usually caused by vibrations of
the a-nal opening and also depends on the
tightness of the muscles of your anus.
Okay...i know it can be
embarrassing,smelly,and a definite no-no
when you are having a sha-g but lets face it..it
can be hysterically funny and very
entertaining.

Immediately after the act, when a feeling of
paranoia washes over you,there are
strategies to employ-acting oblivious and
innocent,coughing obviously or suddenly
moving your chair so that people around you
would think they misheard the fart
[s]na lie u dey lie if you talk say you never do any of these before[/s]
or betterstill proclaim the fart as your own grand
accomplishment and issue a challenge to
others to outdo that one if they think they
can..

You can blast them out loudly and boast of
them proudly.

One truth-Everyone alive farts.Some even fart
shortly after death.kings,presidents,opera
singers, beauty queens,priests and nuns fart.
Its a big mistake to say that farting is not
ladylike and its not weird to enjoy fart.its
healthy.its also universal for people to enjoy
their own fart..

So keep farting-A fart is such a useful thing.It
brings on lots of ease.it warms the bed on
cold nights and suffocates the mosquitoes.

Chai!

Chai! Ogini di?
A high five for you jor!

I almost died reading this.... ahahaha! that's my baby for you, she has so much talent.

^^

ah, make we dey fart dey go, its a sign dat we r in gud health, i wonder why pple jst act as if farting is an abomination, me no send, i can release d bomb anywer.

Doyensky: ah, make we dey fart dey go, me no send, i can release d bomb anywer.

seriously? So you can release one now?
#hides under her bed#

We have loud fart, medium fart and the silent fart... Dangerous.... (Silencer) I didn't do it, RAJU?

No be say i no the mess,but i dey respect myself when it comes to this matter.

*Farts on the thread*

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obowunmi: that's my baby for you, she has so much talent.

Not her write-up, it's a copy and paste work.

Let's take pools

Like if you think boys fart frequently than girl

Oyinbos don't fart.....

glimpse: *Farts on the thread*

Thatz unladylike and naaaaasssstyyyyy!

suffocates the mosquitoes......how tru us dis.

Like if you think girl fart frequently than boys

Razz people.

i once trow a big one on my way to america,i have to excuse myself after polluting the air,i can see the weird look on the indian man sitted beside me.i no send.

Wtf? I almost choked while laughing

Na so my gf fart 4 my papa presence

And the heavenly feeling of freedom that comes after one is released..U sure wont get that anywhere else.

*farts onto the cup of my palm, and presses it into the nose of the op.*

. Una jus dey say fart__una dey Bleep up jor. . -na MESS no be fart!
Dis censor machine don start again abi? Na _fuckup_ i talk no be bleep up_

dedons: Na so my gf fart 4 my papa presence

she must b a learner

....And this made front page !

*Cover my nose* who fart on this thread?

habah....na u try pass

Eating locust bean mixed with 4 fried eggs, meat & 3days beans. I must do the 'fart of life' tonight.

slimyem:
So keep farting-A fart is such a useful thing.It
brings on lots of ease.it warms the bed on
cold nights and suffocates the mosquitoes.

BREAKING NEWS!
slimyem's fart can suffocate mosquitoes.
#I m inviting her to my room tonight for a tough job.