na wah oooo for the babe wey i come spend my valentine with ooo.na one ilesha babe wey i friend for facebook na im i come invite come my place for benin for the valentine.ever since this babe dey always dey worry me say she wan know my place so durin this valentine wey pass so na im i come invite her come benin.i send transport money to her account and on the night b4 the valentine she come land for benin.when i see dis babe i jus come dey dissapointed .Na so she come get ezema for her forehead and she come wowor no be small.me sef come dey wonder how manage she fine for her facebook picture.so na white wash wey she white wash her picture jus come deceive me like dat.Yansh sef she no get and the thing jus flat like sand paper and when she dey waka wit me i come notice say she get K-leg.anyway i just put mind say i go jus manage this babe for the valentine and on valentine night i come take her to Mr Biggs and GT plaza.i buy those five hundred naira ice cream wey dem dey put for small bucket and b4 i say make i bring plastic spoon for this babe omo she don lick all the ice cream finish with her tongue and fingers.na so me jus open mouth dey look dis babe.i buy fried rice with chicken for her and she begin to dey demand for santana with pepper soup and squardron 5 plus alomo bitter.omo this babe sabi chop no be small and b4 i comot for the fast food joint i don already burn 20k.chai! no god safe me say i collect better money from bank dat day otherwise na toilet window i for take escape ooo.anyway to cut a long tory short i carry this babe go my house to do the main valentine thing for my bedroom.kai! can u imagine say this babe yansh strong like palm kernel.kiss she no sabi kiss and na so she jus lie down like log of wood while i dey stress my waist .mennn this valentine this year na real fuk up for my side

@ op i dey feel dis ur story o. dis is what we call AROSO. LOL

Too many comedians on NL

ItsModella: lefool lefool...you don show again

yes ooo i don show
me sef i dey feel say dis ilesha babe scam me ooo.dis money wey i spend on her she no deserve am ooo

binger: Too many comedians on NL

no dis one no be comedy ooo.dis really happen to me last week

lefulefu:
no dis one no be comedy ooo.dis really happen to me last week

If i hear

~vicky~:


my belle o

my head o

^^^

^^^

binger: my head o

My stomach oo!.

cindyrella long time..

All the stuffs wey she don dey chop for dream don finally materialise. It will be her most memorable Val

chikeorji123: cindyrella long time..

I dey o!


@topic
LWKMD!
Lefool, you no go kill pesin. chei!

Kai I don laff sotay I fall for ground. Loool

lol...don't worry guy, am sure some people had worse valentine

@Op, you no get eyes? At least, after you don see am say she ugly, you go form broke or something else. You come let ugly girl drain you with no reward for your money.

Choi lefulefoo no go kee persin. I hope say u cover her exyma face with pillowcase b4 u start knack akpako.

Ndoh .

Why in sanity sake did I open this thread

brush_strokes:

Why in sanity sake did I open this thread

curiousity kills the cat abi?

20k burn jus lik dat.
Lol,
U need to invite her again for nx val.

Lefu lefu you be real comedian o.but you sef no dey fear o.how you go meet babe wey you no know anything about am from adam except facebook,you con chop belleful get mind to log into her * you no dey fear std,gonnorhea,syphyllis and even hiv/aids as for the 2ok,no mind that one.you just do sara for the girl.but on a serious note,you mean say that same day wey you meet am face to face,con buy am ice cream,fried rice and chicken,na that same day you log in into her *.chaaaiiii fork don cheap pass pure water o.the girl sef no get shame by the way you sure say the girl no get ogbanje,this one wey she just open her * for you just like that that same day plus hope you remember wear condom sha

Lmfao... Lol @yansh strong like palm kernel...

Cold faya:
Choi lefulefoo no go kee persin. I hope say u cover her exyma face with pillowcase b4 u start knack akpako.

guy solid kongi hold me sotay i no even bother to use pillow case cover her face

kulyie: Lefu lefu you be real comedian o.but you sef no dey fear o.how you go meet babe wey you no know anything about am from adam except facebook,you con chop belleful get mind to log into her * you no dey fear std,gonnorhea,syphyllis and even hiv/aids as for the 2ok,no mind that one.you just do sara for the girl.but on a serious note,you mean say that same day wey you meet am face to face,con buy am ice cream,fried rice and chicken,na that same day you log in into her *.chaaaiiii fork don cheap pass pure water o.the girl sef no get shame by the way you sure say the girl no get ogbanje,this one wey she just open her * for you just like that that same day plus hope you remember wear condom sha

bros make u no worry.i take enough sapele water mixed with original secret concortion wey my grandpapa prepare for me.this concortion when mixed with enough sapele water e fit pursue all the HIV ooo,sypilis ooo and any yama yama disease wey dey person body

kulyie: Lefu lefu you be real comedian o.but you sef no dey fear o.how you go meet babe wey you no know anything about am from adam except facebook,you con chop belleful get mind to log into her * you no dey fear std,gonnorhea,syphyllis and even hiv/aids as for the 2ok,no mind that one.you just do sara for the girl.but on a serious note,you mean say that same day wey you meet am face to face,con buy am ice cream,fried rice and chicken,na that same day you log in into her *.chaaaiiii fork don cheap pass pure water o.the girl sef no get shame by the way you sure say the girl no get ogbanje,this one wey she just open her * for you just like that that same day plus hope you remember wear condom sha

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wether na ogbanje or mammy water dat one no be problem.na inside juju dem for born bcause my grandpapa na strong medicine man.the only thing wy dey pain me na the money wey i waste on the babe.if no be the kongi wey hold me i suppose reason with the babe to carry her to cheap buka and yansh the babe on credit.she suppose for understand

lefulefu: \
wether na ogbanje or mammy water dat one no be problem.na inside juju dem for born bcause my grandpapa na strong medicine man.the only thing wy dey pain me na the money wey i waste on the babe.if no be the kongi wey hold me i suppose reason with the babe to carry her to cheap buka and yansh the babe on credit.she suppose for understand

lmao hope say you sha wear condom

kulyie: lmao hope say you sha wear condom

no nah cellophane i wear