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| The Best Way To Turn Down A Guy by BedLam: 8:17am On Feb 25, 2013 |
THE BEST WAYS TO TURN DOWN A GUY... Guy: can i buy you a drink?? Girl: Actually, i would rather have the money.. Guy: i'm a photographer, i've been looking for a face yours. Girl: i'm a plastic surgeon, i've been looking for a face like yours. Guy: how did you get so beautiful? Girl: i must have not been given your share. Guy: will you go out with me this saturday?? Girl: sorry, because i'm having a headache this weekend. Guy: go on don't be shy, ask me out. Girl: oh get out. Guy: what would you say, if i asked you to marry me?? Girl: nothing, i can't talk and laugh at the same time. Guy: shall we go and see a movie?? Girl: I've already seen it. Guy: Can i have your name?? Girl: Why, don't you have yours?? Guy: Haven't i seen you some place before?? Girl: Yeah, that's why i don't go there any more.. Guy: Hey babe, whats your sign. Girl: Don't enter!! Guy: Your body is like a temple. Girl: Sorry, no services today. Guy: If i see you naked, i will die happy. Girl: If i see you naked, i will die laughing. Guy: Where have you been all my life. Girl: Where i will be the rest of your life- IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS... 1 Like |
| Re: The Best Way To Turn Down A Guy by greedie1(f): 8:26am On Feb 25, 2013 |
funny |
| Re: The Best Way To Turn Down A Guy by BedLam: 8:29am On Feb 25, 2013 |
I'll take this rather than snob me. |
| Re: The Best Way To Turn Down A Guy by fuckluv(f): 8:30am On Feb 25, 2013 |
Okay. Keep saying these to every guy till you get old in ur parents house  |
| Re: The Best Way To Turn Down A Guy by CeCeBillz(f): 9:12am On Feb 25, 2013 |
 fuckluv: Okay. Keep saying these to every guy till you get old in ur parents house |
| Re: The Best Way To Turn Down A Guy by masks(m): 9:32am On Feb 25, 2013 |
Dumb answers. Reply an intelligent guy with These as answers and he will turn it to a conversation. I know I can turn all these to a beautiful conversation. 2 Likes |
| Re: The Best Way To Turn Down A Guy by adexsimply(m): 9:51am On Feb 25, 2013 |
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