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Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 1:03pm On Feb 26, 2013
So True! Most of the time, i plan my day or think about the most important stuff when am pooing, Which makes me use more time in the toilet than normal.

Do you practise this too?

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by uboma(m): 4:31pm On Feb 26, 2013
my brother, i thought i was the only one that spends a long time on my toilet seat. Instead of thinking/planning my day, i go to the toilet with my laptop especially in the evenings and keep browsing even after doing the main thing. I know of someone else who likes reading newspaper on his toilet seat. What an odd world you will say. Different strokes for different folks...

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Slyr0x: 3:30pm On Feb 28, 2013
True!!! Got sticky notes on my wall (far away from getting soaked with water)
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 3:50pm On Feb 28, 2013
I thought am the only one guilty of this habit....it took my wife a long time to agree that I do my daily plan in that place...

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by nairaner(m): 3:50pm On Feb 28, 2013
I think thats true. I have solved a few stubborn problems while sitting there

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Frosti(m): 3:50pm On Feb 28, 2013
Very true.

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 3:51pm On Feb 28, 2013
Provided your thinking faculty is stimulated by the smell from your shiit.


Nonsense.

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 3:51pm On Feb 28, 2013
I can read a novel for over an hour in d toilet.

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by valdubem(m): 3:51pm On Feb 28, 2013
I love reading (esp newspapers and mags whenever am pooing). It takes me out of d world

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 3:52pm On Feb 28, 2013
uboma: my brother, i thought i was the only one that spends a long time on my toilet seat. Instead of thinking/planning my day, i go to the toilet with my laptop especially in the evenings and keep browsing even after doing the main thing. I know of someone else who likes reading newspaper on his toilet seat. What an odd world you will say. Different strokes for different folks...
Are you talking about my dad? grin grin

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by chykeo1(m): 3:54pm On Feb 28, 2013
Very True. There is more to the toilet seat than we know.
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by nikkyshyne(f): 3:54pm On Feb 28, 2013
Naaa. My bed is.

The blood flow in my legs ceases when I sit more than 5min.

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 3:54pm On Feb 28, 2013
That moment when you're taking a dump and listening to music with your earbuds....gratifying, I tell you grin grin

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by teejayreal(m): 3:54pm On Feb 28, 2013
It is true my brother, cos i can use an hour in the toilet thinking on how to move ma life forward.
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by sunnshyn(f): 3:55pm On Feb 28, 2013
yea, i totally agree....i spend hours sitting on the bowl thinking about stuffs, continue reading my fav novel or taking some kind of decision...

I remember back home in my family house, when i wanted to use the toilet, i'd first have to announce o, asking who ever wants to go to go before i get in....hahahahah. My mom starts begging me in advance to come out quickly cos she may also want to pee sooner or later...funny world.

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Kassidy90(m): 3:55pm On Feb 28, 2013
Actually me I always feel sleepy anytime am in there even if its early morning, been trying to curb d habit...
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 3:55pm On Feb 28, 2013
Men hw u xpect me to stay for pit toilet a.k.a Shalagha dey tink? D smell frm dat hole na die

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 3:56pm On Feb 28, 2013
I live in face to face,100 rooms,one toilet,no bathroom. So no room for extra time in the toilet.

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by obi123: 3:57pm On Feb 28, 2013
funny enough ,i had a eureka moment while in the loo this morning , i thought of a better way of improving a very complicated spreadsheet that has been terrorizing me at work since the start of this week , also i have a magazine rack in my toilet ,might as well catch up on some reading while i'm there, nothing wrong with multitasking i say

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by FoxyUltimate(m): 3:58pm On Feb 28, 2013
Most decisions I've made are done right on top of that poo seat, Over guilty dey worry me....
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by obi123: 3:59pm On Feb 28, 2013
Greyfog: I can read a novel for over an hour in d toilet.

now this is a record breaker

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by nagoma(m): 4:00pm On Feb 28, 2013
Most go there to shiit and stink
I go there to sit and think.

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by GentleNaaz(m): 4:03pm On Feb 28, 2013
My toilet seat is my social communication seat. Each time i sit on it, i wl ping, 2go, facebook, whatsapp, tweet, google n sill b enjoyn my poo.
Wat a 1daful, inmovable seat. Dia ws a time I sat on it for about 2 hours 43 minutes unintntional

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by dopeJemi: 4:03pm On Feb 28, 2013



if ur Shiiiit smelL pass 2weeks dead body.. I no sure say ur toiLet seat go be ur thinking chair undecided

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by victorazy(m): 4:05pm On Feb 28, 2013
How did u know
I even dey there now dey ping!!

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Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by nekaa(f): 4:05pm On Feb 28, 2013
True
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by mysticgal(f): 4:05pm On Feb 28, 2013
Me i read newspapers in the toilet that my mum practically says i have a spiritual toilet husband.
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by adino(m): 4:05pm On Feb 28, 2013
TOILET SEAT! THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN SINCE WHITE SOUP AND FUFU SLICE BREAD grin grin grin grin grin
THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL PLACE TO BE IN THE HOUSE,I BE TINK SAY NA ONLY ME BEFORE 00. THANK GOD I HAVE FOUND MY LIKE MINDS IN ABUNDANCE HERE.
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by Nobody: 4:06pm On Feb 28, 2013
Yeah I do dat n under d shower too.
Re: Your Toilet Seat Is Your Thinking Chair: True Or False? by honeric01(m): 4:07pm On Feb 28, 2013
Not only do i think on my toilet seat, i also read my daily devotion, pray while poopooing grin and at the same time plan my day.

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