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Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by PallyG(m): 4:52am On Mar 09, 2013
BLOODY LIE
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Paschal007: 9:05am On Mar 09, 2013
Ama212k: How on earth will u ever think that I have the capasity and ability to join ur group. Pardon me cx I don't possess such powers.
Yes i know your reasoning ability is highly questionable and your brain capacity is not up to 10kb grin grin
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Ama212k(m): 10:06am On Mar 09, 2013
Paschal007: Yes i know your reasoning ability is highly questionable and your brain capacity is not up to 10kb grin grin
But atleast I have a better brain cx I chose not to be one of u. grin grin tongue
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Nobody: 10:06am On Mar 09, 2013
prodigistopy: It is of no use to reply to those on unbeliever post here bcoz they have seen the truth n deny it in so many places. The sign to prove the existence of God is viable. A tree showing Allah's name,a fish with Allah's name n enchanting Allah name, a cock,goat shouting Allah name,a fruit with Allah and many more. Yet they still disbelive,well am not surprise bcoz Allah has already sald it in the only book that no matter the sign they see,hear feel they will never believe... May Allah let die on this religion of peace n grant us aljunah firidaus
shut up, you are and your propaganda are becoming annoying. Anything muzzlim now has to make the front page. Never knew they praised terrorism on NL.Tufiakwa
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Nobody: 10:10am On Mar 09, 2013
Ama212k: But atleast I have a better brain cx I chose not to be one of u. grin grin tongue
you are a cow or q goat , and as a typical cattle you don't know the path that's why you need to b reared.now sharrap. Bloody animals don't talk. Say no to Western education and stop typing in English.gosh.
You don't respect their pope but will kill them over a harmless joke made abroad.Tufiakwa.
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Ama212k(m): 10:17am On Mar 09, 2013
^which means the whole of u guyz, ur brain capasity is not up to 5kb.
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Ama212k(m): 10:24am On Mar 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: you are a cow or q goat , and as a typical cattle you don't know the path that's what you need to b reared.now sharrap. Bloody animals don't talk. Say no to Western education and stop typing in English.gosh.
You don't respect their pope but will kill them over a harmless joke made abroad.Tufiakwa.
Mr I.d.i.o.t Man, if I don't type in English how are u going to understand what am talking about. English is just a modern way of communication and nothing more.Dan bunsuru kawai mai kashi a wando.
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Nobody: 10:45am On Mar 09, 2013
Ama212k: Mr I.d.i.o.t Man, if I don't type in English how are u going to understand what am talking about. English is just a modern way of communication and nothing more.Dan bunsuru kawai mai kashi a wando.
whatever you said, back to you x2 .amen.
Hypocrite. Arabs azz's kisser, aren't you ashamed to kill your brothers over an useless religion of pizz which has been forced on u and ur people? Aren't u ashamed to kill for ur Arab master, who don't even give a shit about u and still see u as sub-human?
Aren't you ashamed to bend over and take it deep from your fagget prophet while praying?
Aren't u ashamed to worship a pedo.phile?
Of course no , you ain't ashamed, guess why? Well u are a cow and the all knowledge you have is how to follow your owner/master.
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by skipo0491(m): 11:54am On Mar 09, 2013
Guyz!!! Haba!........must we always use bad mouth down here? Some of us have even forgotten the content of d post sad kai! Na just to take on d poster without any proof mptchew, well to me I fink d poster is ryt,here is some proof,

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Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Ama212k(m): 1:37pm On Mar 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: whatever you said, back to you x2 .amen.
Hypocrite. Arabs azz's kisser, aren't you ashamed to kill your brothers over an useless religion of pizz which has been forced on u and ur people? Aren't u ashamed to kill for ur Arab master, who don't even give a shit about u and still see u as sub-human?
Aren't you ashamed to bend over and take it deep from your fagget prophet while praying?
Aren't u ashamed to worship a pedo.phile?
Of course no , you ain't ashamed, guess why? Well u are a cow and the all knowledge you have is how to follow your owner/master.
The Good nature of Islam is more agreeable in conversation that's why Pope Benedict accepted Islam, and it gives a certain air to the countenance which is more amiable than beauty that's why Pope Benedict prefer Islam. The well of the true wit is the truth itself that's why Pope Benedict declare himself as Muslim. Truth is so clean that c.l.u.m.s.y, d.i.r.t.y, troll and unwanted species like u hate it. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) is by far the most Influential man on earth, so far and will alwayz be the noble man in the history of earth. Check this link about him, it was not written by me neither written by a muslim. http://www.google.com/url?q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_100:_A_Ranking_of_the_Most_Influential_Persons_in_History&sa=U&ei=CSk7UZjdDIXX7AbY04DQBg&ved=0CCcQFjAE&sig2=hKwnPpGL5qZti1vs2jt4-Q&usg=AFQjCNGazINyaprhUqgwHVbkpt96wITFNA
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by labaks(f): 2:27pm On Mar 09, 2013
@CameroonPride and Paschal007, why are u both answering that piece of t.r.a.sh called Ama212k. Haven't u noticed I didn't reply him? If u continue arguing with him, being a f.o.0.l that he is, he might drag you down to his level. @Paschal, all the beauty of all the women in Ama212k's family put 2geda ain't up tO mine so I wonder what he meant by 'correct girls. The v.a.g.ab.0nd will soon go check online 4 words he's gon use on me. Hahhahahahhahha! Abeg don't ans Ama212k again, he wants 2 b popular on nairaland and I'm not d one he's gon use 2 achieve such aim...*yawns**
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Ama212k(m): 3:02pm On Mar 09, 2013
@labaks. Oh! My beautiful labaks, the one and only beautiful labaks with good looking face and long hair. Don't worry cx I just mean opposite of it. I wonder why girls like u alwayz tell lies, were u not the one who made mention that u are not going to reply me again. Chai! Shame on u. And as a matter of fact, who the hell told u that I want to be popular on nairaland. Do u think that I look like one kind politician (ur papa) who had been contesting for local counsellor century by century but uptil now nobody even witness his existence except u and ur mama.
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by labaks(f): 3:12pm On Mar 09, 2013
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I AM PROUD TO BE A FOLLOWER OF CHRIST
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Rajosh(m): 5:25pm On Mar 09, 2013
Garbati2: U guys foolishing ursef, they wont tel u d tru coz u r given them money, islam is d only religion, those of u who wanted to kno already known
Illitrate version of hön. Patrick. Lol.

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Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by chimel550: 7:00pm On Mar 09, 2013
Hajiharuna:
Good english or worst english the main thing is Pope has resigned and accept ISLAM period.If you like hang your self.
[color=#006600][/color]he won't hang himself honey cuz 20 virgins are not waiting for him. Get that straight.
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by chimel550: 7:13pm On Mar 09, 2013
Ama212k: The Good nature of Islam is more agreeable in conversation that's why Pope Benedict accepted Islam, and it gives a certain air to the countenance which is more amiable than beauty that's why Pope Benedict prefer Islam. The well of the true wit is the truth itself that's why Pope Benedict declare himself as Muslim. Truth is so clean that c.l.u.m.s.y, d.i.r.t.y, troll and unwanted species like u hate it. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) is by far the most Influential man on earth, so far and will alwayz be the noble man in the history of earth. Check this link about him, it was not written by me neither written by a muslim. http://www.google.com/url?q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_100:_A_Ranking_of_the_Most_Influential_Persons_in_History&sa=U&ei=CSk7UZjdDIXX7AbY04DQBg&ved=0CCcQFjAE&sig2=hKwnPpGL5qZti1vs2jt4-Q&usg=AFQjCNGazINyaprhUqgwHVbkpt96wITFNA
being the most influential man on earth doesn't make him the Messaih, silly people without a mind of their own follow influence not truth. Our country should be a typical example of where influence is being worshiped and I don't need to spell out the repercussion.
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Ama212k(m): 7:25pm On Mar 09, 2013
chimel550: being the most influential man on earth doesn't make him the Messaih, silly people without a mind of their own follow influence not truth. Our country should be a typical example of where influence is being worshiped and I don't need to spell out the repercussion.
U are a complete defination of a failure that's why u failed ur country by letting other people know that u have a doubt about ur country and exposing ur country's secret. The crime that u have commited is treason and so u are suppose to be beheaded. I love my dear country 9ja and hoped and always pray for the development and progress of my great 9ja, I have no other country but 9ja. God bless 9ja.
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Nobody: 9:02pm On Mar 09, 2013
midetinz: HOLY SEE – In a shocking press conference Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI revealed to the world that he will be stepping down from the Catholic Church’s highest office. “Through prayer and reflection over the past years,” the world’s holiest man began, “I’ve realized that Allah is the one true God.”
Amid clattering camera shutters and roaring reporters, Pope Benedict patiently answered questions, citing traditional Muslim folklore as well as passages from the Qur’an to explain his decision. His session was interrupted only once, when he swiveled South-East to face Mecca, stooped to the ground, and recited the Asr, one of the five daily prayers central to Muslim belief.
The startling reversal comes as a shock to many familiar with the Pope’s policies on Islam. “Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached,” the Bishop of the Vatican famously said of Islam in his 2006 lecture Faith, Reason and the University—Memories and Reflections.
When asked about the quote, Pope Benedict sighed with good-humored remorse and chuckled quietly to himself: “Yeah I’ve regretted that for some time. But I was young and naïve… I see things much clearer now. Besides, I’ve always kinda liked the thought of having a sword. The Cardinals were a real pain on that one.”
When asked whether he would be reverting to his born name, Pope Benedict enthusiastically interjected. “I’ve decided to change my name to Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex-Holiness explained. “I’m keeping my surname purely for logistical reasons, so my Facebook friends and Twitter followers won’t be confused.”
His transition hasn’t been without opposition. Hours after the press conference, a special Fox and Friends segment aired on FOXNEWS, featuring a picture of the Pope photoshopped to include stereotypical Islāmic features, including: a turban in place of his mitre, darkened complexion, black hair, and Arabic letters spelling out an endorsement of Barack Hussein Obama tattooed across his chest. Beneath the picture, the panel discussed the possible involvement of Pope Benedict XVI, 85, in 9/11. The segment’s title, “The Holy Heathen,” emblazoned the lower left corner of the screen.
This morning, newspapers nationwide featured an editorial by Bill O’Reilly detailing the parallels between the Pope’s “betrayal of God-loving Christians everywhere” with the “betrayal of the American people and the Constitution by Benedict Arnold, his liberal agenda, and his radical left-wing entourage.”


Source:
http://deadseriousness.com/dead-seriousness-news-pope-benedict-xvi-resigns-papacy-converts-to-islam/

U wish
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by danieljude: 10:39am On Mar 10, 2013
Wat an expensive joke.lol
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by selfmade(f): 1:40pm On Mar 10, 2013
@ ama212k,why do u sound so mean And aggressive?guy, u really need To change ur ways cos u sound To rude.
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Ama212k(m): 2:15pm On Mar 10, 2013
selfmade: @ ama212k,why do u sound so mean And aggressive?guy, u really need To change ur ways cos u sound To rude.
Silence is the best answer to a f.o.o.l
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Ama212k(m): 2:20pm On Mar 10, 2013
@selfmade. Go correct ur sentence if u want me to have ur time.
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by selfmade(f): 4:28pm On Mar 10, 2013
Ama212k: @selfmade. Go correct ur sentence if u want me to have ur time.
why are U̶̲̥̅̊ crying all because of a simple advice huh? U̶̲̥̅̊ don't have to shout or cry okay? Moreso,i do not have time To be exchanging words with u cos i can see U̶̲̥̅̊ lack manners.
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by saskie11: 2:29am On Mar 11, 2013
you better go to ex-pope and ask him the reality of his life regarding his believe in islam....
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by saskie11: 2:35am On Mar 11, 2013
labaks: grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I AM PROUD TO BE A FOLLOWER OF CHRIST
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want makes you proud?
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by saskie11: 2:41am On Mar 11, 2013
skipo0491: Guyz!!! Haba!........must we always use bad mouth down here? Some of us have even forgotten the content of d post sad kai! Na just to take on d poster without any proof mptchew, well to me I fink d poster is ryt,here is some proof,


yes, you really have a good idea brad.....!!!
that is real proof.. so who can proof that it is not pope benedict? no one i think....
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by saskie11: 2:44am On Mar 11, 2013
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Nobody: 2:58am On Mar 11, 2013
labaks: @CameroonPride and Paschal007, why are u both answering that piece of t.r.a.sh called Ama212k. Haven't u noticed I didn't reply him? If u continue arguing with him, being a f.o.0.l that he is, he might drag you down to his level. @Paschal, all the beauty of all the women in Ama212k's family put 2geda ain't up tO mine so I wonder what he meant by 'correct girls. The v.a.g.ab.0nd will soon go check online 4 words he's gon use on me. Hahhahahahhahha! Abeg don't ans Ama212k again, he wants 2 b popular on nairaland and I'm not d one he's gon use 2 achieve such aim...*yawns**
okay
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns And Converted To Islam. by Richieboyn: 4:17am On Mar 11, 2013
saskie_11:


yes, you really have a good idea brad.....!!!
that is real proof.. so who can proof that it is not pope benedict? no one i think....

That is just a photo na. When did he say he is now a muslim? Bring a video!

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